One of Seven Wives Tales...

My kukujiaoman fans, you all know about my lovely seven wives rite.. Hahah... Let me tell a story how I successfully kau and marry one of my wives. Which wives ar? Cannot tell lar... It for you all to found out. Fuiyooo... this tale got moral one in the end. You see lar, me so good, put money in you all pocket. Hahaha... Ok, let me start liao..

My wife and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my close friends encouraged me. My wife? She was a dream! Har!! Tell you one secret lar.. my this wife got Angelina Jolie's succulent lips and Jennifer Lopez' sexy ass.

But, there was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. I tell you all lah, she got a body to die for, she got a body like Jessica Alba. Imagine!!! You all can tahan or not, me so innocent also beh tahan. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome ... and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. Wahhh.. JiaLat, how to turn down this offer, like kena 4D nia. So damn lucky, my hormone is raging!!!

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. Fuyiooo.. the panties ar.. no words can describe bout it. Haha.. I don't want to go into details.

I was so happy, anxious and high. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I have make my final decision!!! Nobody can stop me now!! I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. Suddenly, I saw my future father-in-law was standing outside. NiaMaGeHai.. What happen? With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" Haizzz.... Fuyiioohhhhh.. Nearly die!!! Hahahahaa......

So what is the moral of the story?? Jeng jeng jeeeennngg................. The moral of this story is..... ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR !!! Nah, don't say I no put moeny in your pocket and alway remember PROTECTION ALWAY COMES FIRST, remember!!!! Muahahahahaa!!!! Next time, I tell you all my other seven wives tales..... See ya