Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales!!!

Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales!!! Let's get our pocket burnt holes and our credit card lok until it melts!!!! Check it out more information from shoppingNsales. This weekend will be a hectic weekend!!! Because of the Sun Motor Hunt 2007 on this Saturday and with these warehouse sales!!! Ohhhh noooooo!!!

Just came back after work, told Mum, I planning to clear my half day annual leave this Friday afternoon!!! Plan to bring her to all the warehouse below and shop shop shop till drop!!! Mana tau, she gave me so freaking many excuses!!! For example, i just brought new shoes not long ago!!! Why simply waste my annual leave!!! She need to wash toilet every FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!! And last one, the most Sing Ka Lan , SKL one, she need to help the neighbor, to take care some kids on this FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!! MUM, YOU REALLY SKL ME!!! So coincidently, so many things happen on this FRIDAY AFTERNOON meh!!! Hahahhaa!!! I know in the end you want me to spend wisely mah!!! Kekekeke.... ok lar.. when FRIDAY only, I and you sit down yam cha and slowly kau tim it!!!!

CoNfUsInG eNgLiSh

  1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
  5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
  9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
  10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Oktoberfest at 1Utama... Boozzeee...!!!

Last Saturday night, went out with iluvtina and bunch of buddies to 1Utama to drown ourselves with German beers... and some big German cocks!!! I mean sausages!!! Crap!!! iluvtina said that this year they change the venue liao to Rainforest LG. We were late to get the RM1 for a bottle of German beer. Too bad... if not, we will be yam seng whole night!!! I purposely change my RM10 at the tol booth to 50 cents!!! Jeezz... but anyway, a bottle of beer was only RM10. Consider cheap lar. Have some light dinner and booze, we hangout at the mall before the rest of the gang arrived. BTW, I bought 8 pcs od Dunkin'Donuts just for RM10.50 just in case we get hungry. Isn't cheap!!!?? Hentam kau kau on the donuts especially the banana flavored. Then, it was hell on earth. We started smoking and drinking non-stop while enjoying the performance on the stage. Some hot chicks were there for us to wash our eyes too. Many kwai los and kwai muis were there enjoying their beers. The event ended at 12am, and iluvtina and myself decide to go home while the rest continue their drinking session when someone had a load of beers at his car trunk. NMKCCB!!! *fainted*

Oktoberfest Food Marquee... Sausage and beer on sales...

Beer, sausage, smashed potates and ciggies... Totally awesome!!!

Some performance done by some Germans...

Wild night as people started to move around...

Craps on the table...

Beers, ciggies, beers, ciggies and beers...

1 litre beer mug from Oktoberfest...

Coincidently, FHM gave out 2 shot glasses sponsored by Beck's... Beer again!!!

Memories of Friendship

21st October 2007. CK's house warming a.k.a. old buddies, friends reunion, when balls used to bang together, pussies are damn bitchy!!! Hahaha... Memories last forever, never do they die. Friends stay together, never say goodbye. All grown up. But still same bastards and bitches. Some still single, some attached and some already married, on the ways making some babies. Bring backs the good old days and memories... Next meeting will be little kids running here and there chasing for boobies!!! Yippeee.... kekekek...

The best things in life come in threes, like friends, dreams, and memories.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Heroes: Good or Evil???

The newest promo/preview of NBC’s Heroes is titled ‘GOOD or EVIL?’

Heroes 02.06 ‘THE LINE’ airs Monday October 29, 2007 at 9:00 PM (EST) on NBC and Global Television. Here’s a 3 minute preview of the episode, with three clips:
  • Suresh faces a serious dilemma with The Company
  • West convinces Claire to teach the head cheerleader a lesson for not accepting her on the squad
  • H.R.G. pays his Russian mentor a visit

Thank You, Laopo !!! Love It !!!

I should blog about post this earlier. But I was damn kau lazy. Anyway, I just want to thanked my 2nd wife for her gift from her business trip to USA. Thank you LAOPO!!! She got me a lighter, a lighter with some shitty comment on it. MY SHITTY ATTITUDE IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. Nice!!! I was curious though, why she get me the lighter. She doesn't mind me smoking in front her? I asked her about that, she told me the lighter was for memorabilia only and not to be used as no gas loaded in it. Jeezz... guess what, Mum also said same to me!!! Girls and women, all are the same. Now the lighter sitting with others memorabilia in the display unit. THANK YOU, LAOPO!!!


Leng mou??? Nice!!!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Sex Education for Our Young Ones...

What will you do if your children come out ask you how does a pussy or vagina look like?? When I was small, I was really curious and really dunno WTF a pussy look like!!! So to all the papa & mama outside there, lai lai come and enjoy this video clip. By the end of it, you will know how is pussy look like!!!!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Jennifer Aniston covers Bazaar

Mamamiaaaa.... Sexy hot sizzling Jennifer Aniston covers Bazaar. Ain't she elegant and matured!!! Yummilicous!!! Happy Weekend!!!


Relax Just 1 More Day to Go to weekends …

Eye On Malaysia

Diuuuu...... this post should be done since ages, but lazy. Kekeke.... Went over to Eye on Malaysia with some colleagues during Hari Raya. Nothing spectacular. Really!!! Nearly vomited in the gondola!!! Why?? Because we on the Eye on Malaysia for six rounds!!! Nearly pengsan!!! Not sure whether normal ride is like this one or because we tapau the whole gondola for ourselves that why the ride is longer. Anyway, we did have fun and the taste of our great and magnificent Eye On Malaysia. Kekekeke.. I think this ferris wheel can really sau pei one. I think just 1 ride for is enough, no more second time... Check out the pics below, captured using my old trustworthy N70. Boleh tahan lar...

Jeng, jeng, jeeennnggg... Eye On Malaysia...

Dunno what this siao cha bo doing...!!!

Luckily, the queue is not so long... if not sure tak jadi...

First wife with her kai ka lo... jelesnya...

Peek-a-boo from under of Eye On Malaysia...

Leng mou? Keng mou?

Jakuns from the village taking pictures...

Ah Bengs & Ah Lians taking pictures... farney...

Night view of Eye On Malaysia

Reflection of Eye On Malaysia over the lake...