Thursday, May 31, 2007

Kim Ah Joong - Maria

Let's rock the joint and bring down the house!!! One of the soundtrack from 200Lbs Pound Beauty. ENJOY IT

Starry Night

van Gogh - Starry Night over the Rhone

Crawling to me like a dream...
My little star up high...
Dazzling my eyes...
Shining brightly...
Falling on my shoulders...

Don't be sad anymore...
Holding my hands tightly...
Caressing my wound...
It embraces me warmly...

The wind knocks on the window...
Over the room as small as me...
Twinkling stars so beautiful...
Filling the room with love...

Don't be hurt...
Caressing my wound gently...
Embracing me to sleep...

Too hurt for my legs to walk...
Eyes so blurry with tears...
Before love never meant for me...
I will keep on smiling...

Dear moments with you...
Buried deep in my heart...
Like those stars embroidered in my eyes...
I will LOVE you forever.

*Dedicated to all my love ones*

Impak Maksima - Malaysia Version of Initial D

Fuyiooh... Now we got our own Malaysian version Initial D or Fast and Furious: Toyko Drift!! Our local movie industry came out with a movie called Impak Maksima, which also know as Maximum Impact!! The trailer begins with cars blardy drifting here and there in KL city center at night. Haizz.. dunno got uphill or better still downhill race or not at Genting. If got also, sure the movie will be over budget. You all know why?? Coz they alway needs many many new cars, as their cars alway masuk longkang or worst, masuk gaung, coz tarak skill drifting!!! Hahahhaha!!

Our local well known drifter Tengku Djan and his red fiery heavily modified RWD Proton Waja also make an appearance in this trailer. An Ahbeng yellow AE86, also got in that trailer, otherwise it’s not ‘drifting’ anymore. Thank you, Initial D, for popularizing Toyota AE86 despite of its age. Dunno our Drift King, Keiichi Tsuchiya, got cameo in this movie or not!!!!

From the trailer, if listen properly, you can hear this phrase...

"Orang nak main kereta, lu pun nak main kereta! Lain kali kalau tak ada duit, jadi Mat Rempit aje lah! "

Hahhahaha.... let's cut the crap and watch the trailer. Hope you all ENJOY IT. Cheers..

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Malaysia Really Sure Boleh - WTF!!

I was surfing and reading some interesting article from The Star Online, then something really caught my attention. WTF!!! Malacca, the historical city of Malaysia, gonna have the largest bowling alley in Malaysia!! Nia mah, sai ng sai ar?? Really or not!!

From news, it stated that Malacca as tourism destination will become more keng chau if got this state of the art and the largest in Malaysia bowling alley. Fuyioooooooh... Later no more people will say Malacca famous for its satay celup or A Famosa jor, later Malacca will become famous for its bowling alley, best in Melaka, Johor and some say Singapore!!! The bowling alley situated in Ayer Keroh will have 52-lane one more keng chau than 50-lane bowling alley at Megalanes in Prai and this cost the gaoment between RM6mil and RM9mil. That's why gaoment alway bocor here and there lately, coz they need to support this bowling alley.

Not sure later, this bowling alley gonna be white elephant or not. I don't think people will go there to play bowling, I think they prefer going for sight seeing this historical place and bang balls. I still can remember, last time I visit bowling alley at Senyum Supermarket and Mahkota Parade, both of the place also pak wu yeng one. Haizz... really no eyes to see and let sky keep the bowling alley and gaoment!!!

Nia Ma!!! Malaysia Really Sure Boleh!!

Freaking Long Survey

Wahhh sehhhh... This Belle really, realy free one!! To show her support for me and my loyal kukujiaoman fans, she go tagged me with her 60 question survey!!! YES, you heard me 60, enam puluh, sixty, roku ju!!!! Damn jia lat!!! Belle, you dunno this my first time kena tagged ar?? I'm still a blardy virgin!!! Oit, I mean still virgin kena tagged, not virgin in that sense. Hahahaha.. If I'm still a virgin in that sense, all my seven wives sure suffer kau kau one, then later give me wear large large GREEN hat!!!! Tai Lok Mo!!!! Geeezzz.... Let's get it done!!!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
` Somemore who lar.. sure all my 7 wives lar..!!!

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
` For what, I got seven wives to carry my groceries for me mah..

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
` I think cock talker ^^

4. Do you take compliments well?
` If my kkj stands means I take compliments well ar??

5. Do you play Sudoku?
` What is that? I onli play with my 7 wives..

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness,would you survive?
` I cannot survive without my 7 wives, I need some love...

7. What song are you listening to?
` Maria by Kim Ah Jong, later i post it..

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
` Hotel consider camping ar?

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
` Play masak masak with my 7 wives!

10. If a person you really liked was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you?
` Kasi spanar lar, not sure my wives will agree..

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
` As long I can eat pork everyday..

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
` Need to ask my wives bout this

14. Use three words to describe yourself.
` love seven wives

15. Do any songs make you cry?
` If my wives sing, I sure cry..

16. Are you continuing your education?
` If my wives let me lar..

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
` Gun, sure lar, if not my wives will be mad at me!!!

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you’d grab?
` all my 7 wives!!*ruuunnnnnnnn*

19. How often do you read books?
` Playboy also consider book?!

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
` think present lar how to entertain my wives

21. What is your favorite children’s book?
` dun read children's book, only Playboy

22. What color are your eyes?
` brown

23. How tall are you?
` why you need to know, as long me taller than my wives

24. Where is your dream house located?
` for wat tell you, want to stalk me ar?

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
` No, cannot fit me and my 7 wives..

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
` Diu, dunno what is tat..

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
` shit hole!!

32. Do you like mustard?
` ma de, malaysia hard to find lar..

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
` can choose both ar?

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
` i look like myself..

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
` depends on my wives and wat we do there ^^

36. Can you do the splits?
` cannot!! kkj pain!!

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
` My Sassy Girl!

39. What did you do for New Year’s?
` gangbang with my wives

42. Do you own a camera phone?
` .....

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
` Nagging is cheering?

45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
` my name is kkjm, figure out urself

46. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
` depends how active are my wives at night!!

48. Do you like care bears?
` Bunny like Playboy can ar?

49. What do you buy at the movies?
` ticket lar.. takkan DVD!!!

50. Do you know how to play poker?
` sure lar.. I love to poke my wives!!!

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
` seatbelt use for what?

52. What do you wear to sleep?
` Not sure, need to ask my wives..

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
` eerr.. 7 times have wedding dinners can consider ar??

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
` no count.. Love eating

56. Do you always read friendster bullettins ?
` what is that? friendster got news one meh?

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
` Can i be seriously funny ar?

59. Ever been to L.A.?
` U paid me to go ar?

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
` I just had nen nen, no cookie!!

*Sweating* NMKCCB... Damn long list!!!! Haizz.. now need to tag ppl, but me lazy!! Don't want to tag lar..!!!

Hahhahaha... Today morning, I have nothing to blog about and good mood. So I decide to promote promote my another secret lover punya blog, beechybelle, she just shifted her old blog from friendster to this blog. I have not yet link her blog to my blog, coz I was lazy!!! Hahaha.. that why now help to promote!!! So must give face give face, at least give me face mah, my kukujiaoman fans must help to me to kau her, k. Hahhahaa... To all my kukujiaoman fans and all my wives, lai lai we go support her. Thank you, thank you....

this post is sponsored by kkjm*

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Before & After Marriage

Update: Thanks belle, for curied my blog, but I actually got this from an email. Paiseh paiseh!!! But I do really really like her comment and she knows I love all my seven wives!! Lol!! Muckss... THanks for the great support...
I got this email from HHTHJM to brighten my my day, checking on me, do I treat all my wives the same way I treat them before and after marriage. I told HHTHJM, sure 110% I treat them the same way I treated them before... Hahahahaa.... So do we treat our better half the same as before or not? Take some time to ponder, do we? Let's cut the crap and check the email I got for HHTHJM... This is quite interesting and really creative... First, you all must read from up to down for before marriage and down to up after marriage!!! ENJOY IT!!!

Before marriage,

kkjm: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Laopo: Do you want me to leave?

kkjm: NO! Don't even think about it.

Laopo: Do you love me?

kkjm: Of course!

Laopo: Have you ever cheated on me?

kkjm: NO! Why you even asking?

Laopo: Will you kiss me?

kkjm: Yes!

Laopo: Will you hit me?

kkjm: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

Laopo: Can I trust you?

kkjm: Yes.

Now after marriage, you can read it from below to top!!!!

Monday, May 28, 2007

Love Me Not...

After meeting you...
I learnt that coffee and cigarettes...
Must be together like us...
And a cigarettes must be with a lighter...
I could've written down letter by letter that...
I love you...
I love you...
I love you...
Then what would you have said?
You can think of whether I say is a lie...
Because I just adding one more to the countless lie I said to you...
If it was fate to meet you...
Then could you come to where I am?
I will wait for you...
Until the day you come to me...
Even if you never come...
I will still waiting for you just to feel your warmth...

Crappy Monday Bluess...

CRAPPY Monday blues just got me haywired and brain cramp. Had a really really slow and tormenting Monday!!! With the workload, freaking traffic during rush hour and a blardy wet Monday morning!! Hahaha... nothing to blog actually coz I told you already, I having a blardy brain fucked!!!!! So you all blardy understand or not!!! Geezz..!! As a result, I decide to spam my today blog entry with music video by Back Dorm Boys from China!!!! You all dunno who are them ar?? Hahahaa... Nvm, let's ENJOY the music video and let it fill my brain with serenity. I do really need it.. Hahaha, talking craps and chicken shits!!

Back Dorm Boys Remix

Love Me (Backstreet Boys)
That Way (Backstreet Boys)
Bu De Bu Ai

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Riding Up Genting in Initial D Style...

I not too sure whether the driver of the White Honda EK and the car that recording this video got died at the end or not. Hope they do really died in the end!! Hahaha!! So cruel of me. Why I say like that? They blardy endanger the lives of other road users. But anyway, it is awesome video showing the Honda EK going up Genting in ala Initial D style. BTW, near the end of the video, there is a Mercedes C200, which tried be to act macho, also drive fast up Genting to out run the car followed him with camera. In my opinion, the driver's skill sucks big time compare to the Honda EK and the car that is doing the recording. What do you all think ler?? Hahahhaa!!! ENJOY IT and good night!!!


Shit, and FUCK!!! I just break my blardy room freshener that is made from freaking glass. This is the second time already. I broke the first last 4 months ago. The same thing happens again, I was clumsy when get up from my chair and indirectly knocked and shaked my blardy table. As a result, the bastard topple down on the floor. Ma de.. really frustating moment. Not a good thing to happen to welcome my Monday blues. Haizz.. got another round of lecture from Mum coz the fall really hit hard on the floor. Gosh.. damn it!!!!

FUCK again!!! I just found out my freaking CDRW for my mp3 for my car is damage due to fall of the blardy room freshener. What a conincident!! Just a damn small dent on the surface of the CD and that's it. Bye bye CD. I tried to burn the blardy CDRW five times and it still failed in the end. What a day to start my freaking Monday!!! Damn it, need to get myself a new set of room refreshener and a blardy CDRW!!! Gosh.. no mp3 to blast these few days..

Thank You for Your Love...

Thank you for your love...
Your love will be cherish forever...
I did not know that...
You will be me leaving so soon...
I did not foresee...
I thought you are happy...
When we are together...
I thought I will be happy...
If you were a normal girl just like others...
And this is the first time...
I felt this way about someone...
I did not tell you, but...
You did not know how much I LOVE you...

1st Wife Accomplishment

Yawnnnnn.........!! I was about to crash on my bed, suddenly I got message in MSN from my 1st wife from Austin, Texas. It is afternoon now at Austin, I think she just had lunch. Hahhaa... she was happy and joyful coz she accomplishment something in her life. Guess what??!! She just overjoyed, and dunno who to tell her achievement, so she MSN me coz me is the only one left in her MSN list still online. My 1st wife was so proud. Today, she planned to go somewhere, I not sure where, I HAVE NOT VISITED AUSTIN, Hahhahaha.. She got lost and went all the way to Bee Cave, all the way back to Barton and lastly, she went to Downtown before she reach her destination. Good job, laopo!!! For the first time she felt she is independent, and I was about to faint when I heard her statement. Anyway, I was happy for her as her lao gong. Hahahha.. She planned to get a larger luggage so she can fit her shopping stuff in it. I just hope she can carry the luggage back to Malaysia nia. Okies.. back to sleep again... Oyasuminasai to all my wives!!!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Rush Hour 3

Funny man, Chris Tucker returns to the big screen after a six-year absence as he reunites with the all-star team of co-star Jackie Chan, our Dragon brother, director Brett Ratner and writer Jeff Nathanson to deliver the third installment of the blockbuster "Rush Hour" franchise. Arriving in theaters on August 10, 2007, "Rush Hour 3" sees the beloved action comedy duo of Tucker and Chan reprising their roles as LAPD Detective James Carter and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee respectively. This time around, the two must travel to Paris to battle a wing of the Chinese organized crime family, the Triads.

Rush Hour 3 is the third installment in the Rush Hour franchise starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, that began with Rush Hour (1998) and continued with Rush Hour 2 (2001). On May 7, 2006, the film was officially announced and filming began on August 23, 2006. The film is to be set in Paris, New York City, and Los Angeles. In one scene, basketball player Sun Ming Ming, the second tallest Chinese person and seventh tallest person in the world, fights Chris Tucker. This is a reference to Bruce Lee's film Game of Death in which he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Oscar winning film director Roman Polanski will co-star in the film as a French police official involved in Lee and Carter's case. Tzi Ma will reprise his role as Consul Han, Lee's boss and friend who appeared in the first installment. Watch the full trailer below and ENJOY IT.

Sixpence None The Richer - There She Goes

There she goes again, leaving me behind and alone, just by myself... Hahahaa.. This song by Sixpence None The Richer, one of the greatest hits. This song do bring back many memories. Does this song reminds you of some one special? Tell me about it ya. Hope you all ENJOY IT.

Artist: Sixpence None The Richer
Song: There She Goes

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name,
Pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes
There she goes

Smallest Action Can Have Biggest Impact in Someone's Life

These few days, I got many kukujiaomans fans asked me how I tackled all my seven wives. They all very curious because they know I not hansem like Brad Pitt or rich like Bill Gates, somemore look like China Ah Beng!!! Celaka !!! Hahahhaa... I got secret one lah, somemore what!! Last time long long ago, my sifu teaches me one. Who is my sifu? Hahaha... my sifu is .... cannot tell, let you all figure yourself!!

Okay let back to our topic of today, how I manage and court all my seven wives sekali gus. I tell you all hor, it is every guy dreams that one day he will find a girl that he does all these things just for her. Hehehe... But it is my dream to find 7 girls to be my 7 wives and I will do every single thing just for my 7 laopos!!! Even the smallest or the simplest action can be a BIGGEST impact in someone's life. A small gesture sometimes will also enough to touch someone's heart.

Let me list down little things I do to make all my 7 wives happy.
• give her one of my t-shirts to sleep in (dunno smelly enough for her or not).
• leave her cute sms.
• kiss her in front of my friends (must have balls to do it).
• tell her she looks beautiful (tell her day and night till she fed-up).
• look into her eyes when I talk to her (this is a must).
• let her mess with my hair.
• touch her hair and tell her hair smells nice (my favorite).
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes(this a bit hard to do one, me find it a bit difficult).
• look at her like she`s the only girl I see(but I got 6 others wor).
• tickle her even when she says stop.
• hold her hand when i'm around my friends.
• when she starts swearing at me, tell her that i love her(she will melt away).
• let her fall asleep in my arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease me back.
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick(this a must).
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• give her the world (if I can lah!!).
• write her letters (imagine writing for 7 girls, hard work).
• let her wear my clothes (share share mah, you wear hers, and she wears yours).
• when she`s sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she`s important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of me (even the nude one).
• kiss her in the pouring rain (romantic).
• when i fall in love with her, tell her (must tell always).
• and when i tell her, i'll love her like i`ve never loved someone before (except my other wives).

Hahahahaa.. hope the above lists can help my kukujiaoman fans to kau tim thier piao meis. By the way, it is HARD to start a relationship, it is even HARDER to maintain a relationship, and imagine I need to maintain 7 relationships!!!! But the HARDEST is the be apart with your love ones once the relationship is over.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Seducing Mr Perfect.. or Mr Not So Perfect

Recently, due to my fucking overload work, I took some time for a break by watching some movies. One of the Korean movies that I downloaded really caught my attention, which is "Seducing Mr Perfect". Hahahaha.. Why and what is so special that I really caught my attention. Jeng jeng jeng... I tell you all, my kukujiaoman fans, I think the script writer of this movie, curi my idea lor, he or she wrote based on my past relationship.. Hahha..coz some part of the movie, or should almost half part of the movie really reflects on my past. LOL...

Let me make it clear, I not that hamsem compare to Daniel Henney or rich as the main character in that movie, I just a small potato nia. Cheers.. I think my version of the movie should called "Hurting Mr Not So Perfect". Mou tak teng ler??!! But most of the movie except the nice and beautiful ending are really similar to my past relationship. But we did not had a happy ending like in the movie. It just stopped right there. Geezzzzz.. want to know the rest? Hahaha.. go watch this movie, and you all will know what I meant. If still dunno, then I'm very sorry!!! It is for you all to find out and for me to know. Hahhaha!!!

Let's cut the crap and get back to our main topic which the movie "Seducing Mr Perfect", another awesome love movie by the Koreans. This movie revolves around Min-joon (Uhm Jung-hwa) is an absolute believer in true love and always very dedicated to her current boyfriend. However, men always break up with her - her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Robin Heiden (Daniel Henney). Heiden has very clear ideas about a relationship and love: both are a game of power and Min-Joon seeks advice from him, as she doesn't want to get dumped again. However, when she starts to treat men like Heiden treats women, she realizes that she prefers her older behaviour, even if that means that she gets dumped again; she doesn't see love as a game of power and never will. Heiden, who has to deal with his own heartbreak, as he loved a woman so much that she had to shoot him in get the message across that she wasn't interested in him, starts to soften at Min-joon's attitude towards life. He eventually falls in love with her and both get into a real relationship and a happy ending of their own. Nice ending,... I wished I have this ending.

Seducing Mr Perfect Trailer

Kissing Me - Daniel Henney & Alex (Seducing Mr Perfect MV)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Women Are So Hard To Please...

These few days, I was lonely, all my seven wives was busy with thier daily life and some away on business trip. YES, I WAS LONELY BUT IT IS FREEDOM!!! Hahaha!!! Never felt this sensational feeling so long since I was a bachelor. Since when I was a bachelor??!!! Can't remember!! Hahhahahaha!!!! Let me list now something I discovered while trying hard to court my seven wives long ago!!!!

The problems with women is..

If you TREAT her nicely, she says you are IN LOVE with her,
If you don't, she says you are LAN SI,
If you DRESS nicely, she says you are trying to SHOW OFF,
If you don't, she says you are AH BENG from KAMPUNG,
If you ARGUE with her, she says you are STUBBORN,
If you keep QUIET, she says you NO BRAINS,
If you are SMARTER than her, she says you just ACTING NIA,
If she is SMARTER than you, she is GREAT,
If you DON'T LOVE her, she tries to POSSESS you,
If you LOVE her, she will JUAL MAHAL,
If you want MAKE LOVE with her, she says you SEX MANIAC,
If you don't, she says you DON'T LOVE her,
If you tell her your problem, she says you are SISSY,
If you don't, she says you KEEPING SECRET from her,
If you SCOLD her, she says you CONTROL FREAK,
If she SCOLD you, it is because she CARE about you,
If you BREAK YOUR PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED,
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so,
If you HURT her, you are CRUEL,
IF she HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE,

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Beatles - Let It Be

Shit does happen eventhough, I tried to avoid it many times. Seems shit just like to splat on my simple life no matter how. A wise buddy of my kukujiaoman fans introduce me to this so and advised me to let it be and move on with my life. So cheerss..

Let it be, let it be, all my emotional stress and worries will go away eventually!! Haha.. This song is dedicate to myself and to all my kukujiaoman fans out there, hope our trouble and misery will far far away from us... ENJOY IT

Artist: The Beatles
Song: Let It Be Lyrics

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdrom, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

Cheong Fun at SS2

Just after a tormenting Japanese class at SkalaBebas, I and my buddy, Bobo, decided to go dinner at SS2, my favourite hang out place for makan!! Hahhahaa!!! I suggested to try this stall on the road side opposite directly Goodyear Tyre shop. We not sure what kind food the stall is selling but we curious coz everytime when we drove by, there are many patrons hanging around the hawker.

After getting a table that is quite near the side of the road and sat our asses down, Bobo help me to order from the lady boss. Need to wait awhile because the business quite good and many people stop by to tapau the Cheong Fun. Other than Cheong Fun, they do sell Mee Curry and some steam buns.

I ordered a plate of Cheong Fun, herbal tea and 2 plate of my favourite Siew Mai - just RM1.70 each nia. Bobo ordered a plate of Cheong Fun also, 1 plate of Siew Mai, 1 Char Siew pau, 1 Loh Mai Kai and herbal tea. Hahahah... big eater detected!!!! Awesome Siew Mai, just cannot get enough of it!!!!! That why had to plate of it!! Maybe should tapau for Mum next time...

Overall, a nice place to hang out after long day at work. Just that the stall is located just beside the main road and so many cars just vroom passby left right. Not sure what is the business hour though. Will try to check it after this weekend after midnight!!! Anyone want to join me?? Hahahhaha!!!!! Cheers... gotta crash!!!

Cheong Fun, anyone?

Goodyear Tyre Shop directly opposite the Cheong Fun stall

Another pic of the Cheong Fun