Apa Tu Goblok?
Apa tu Goblok? Ish ish, takkan tak tau!!! Skrang kat Malaysia, ahli-ahli blogger sudah terkenal dengan panggilan goblok bolgger. Fuyioohhhh!!! Nama yang special sangat diberikan oleh ahli menteri kita. Ahli menteri kita memang pandai dan berilmu tinggi sampai pandai meminjam Bahasa Indonesia dari seberang. Mai mai, jangan malu malu, mari beramai-ramai beri tepukan gemuruh dan tabik dengan penuh hormatnya kepada ahli menteri kita yang berwibawa!!! *nak pengsan dan muntah darah ala Chow Sing Chi!!!* Hahhahahaa!!!!
Okay, balik ke topik asal kita. Apa tu Goblok? Goblok adalah sebuah kata yg artinya Bodoh atau Tolol. Biasanya dipergunakan sebagai ekspresi kemarahan terhadap kebodohan/ketololan seseorang dengan sangat. Contoh: "Goblok lu!!, gitu aja gak bisa". Walaupun demikian, penggunaan kata ini lebih menunjukkan ketidak mampuan orang yang mengatakannya akibat tidak dapat mengendalikan emosinya. Hahahaha... berinformasi tak??? Hang curi bulat-bulat dari sini.
Okay, balik ke topik asal kita. Apa tu Goblok? Goblok adalah sebuah kata yg artinya Bodoh atau Tolol. Biasanya dipergunakan sebagai ekspresi kemarahan terhadap kebodohan/ketololan seseorang dengan sangat. Contoh: "Goblok lu!!, gitu aja gak bisa". Walaupun demikian, penggunaan kata ini lebih menunjukkan ketidak mampuan orang yang mengatakannya akibat tidak dapat mengendalikan emosinya. Hahahaha... berinformasi tak??? Hang curi bulat-bulat dari sini.
Ok ok, back into english. Goblok now has become so popular and famous word since our minister used to describe bloggers. Actually, I think you guys and gals out there dunno that Goblok is the most interesting and colourful word these days in our daily conversation. Since our minister use it, then we must use it lar!!! It is one magical word which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
"Goblok" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh gobloked Irene) and intransitive (eg. Irene was gobloked by Goh) It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a goblok about Irene) or an adverb (eg. Irene is damn kau goblok beautiful)
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Goblok" Besides its stupid onnotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
*Fraud - Gobloknya, dah kena tipu goblok!!!
*Dismay - Puki mah, GOBLOK!!!
*Trouble - Ish ish goblok betui masalah ni...
*Aggression - Oittt..Napa GOBLOK sangat!!!
*Passive - Saya goblok?
*Confusion - Apa tu, saya goblok sikit...
*Difficulty - GOBLOK!!! Apa pasal susah sangat ni??Tiu, ng chat meng ah...
*Philosophical - Goblok jangan tak goblok...
*Incompetence - Oh, goblok lar...
*Displeasure - Goblok, apa dah jadi ni??
*Laziness - Goblok lu lar, pemalas!!!
*Rebellion - I goblok, you jeles ke??
*Direction - Hoi, apa tempat yang goblok ni??
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. So you all tell me now, how could anyone be offended when the minister say the word GOBLOK!!! You all tell me now!!! Hahahhaa.... have fun, use it in your daily speech because it adds to your PRESTIGE. Why you ask me?? NMKCCB!!! Dare to ask me back somemore!!! When we use it daily, we can become minister mah!!!! Aiyo.. so easy!!! GOBLOK BETUL LAH!!!
"Goblok" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh gobloked Irene) and intransitive (eg. Irene was gobloked by Goh) It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a goblok about Irene) or an adverb (eg. Irene is damn kau goblok beautiful)
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Goblok" Besides its stupid onnotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
*Fraud - Gobloknya, dah kena tipu goblok!!!
*Dismay - Puki mah, GOBLOK!!!
*Trouble - Ish ish goblok betui masalah ni...
*Aggression - Oittt..Napa GOBLOK sangat!!!
*Passive - Saya goblok?
*Confusion - Apa tu, saya goblok sikit...
*Difficulty - GOBLOK!!! Apa pasal susah sangat ni??Tiu, ng chat meng ah...
*Philosophical - Goblok jangan tak goblok...
*Incompetence - Oh, goblok lar...
*Displeasure - Goblok, apa dah jadi ni??
*Laziness - Goblok lu lar, pemalas!!!
*Rebellion - I goblok, you jeles ke??
*Direction - Hoi, apa tempat yang goblok ni??
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. So you all tell me now, how could anyone be offended when the minister say the word GOBLOK!!! You all tell me now!!! Hahahhaa.... have fun, use it in your daily speech because it adds to your PRESTIGE. Why you ask me?? NMKCCB!!! Dare to ask me back somemore!!! When we use it daily, we can become minister mah!!!! Aiyo.. so easy!!! GOBLOK BETUL LAH!!!
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