Friday, June 08, 2007

What To DO When You're Boring Shopping With Wives

Who here like go shopping with wife??!!! If, you all like shopping with your wife or piao meis, give me a big high five!!! Me also love to go shopping with all my wives, don't care shop for clothes or groceries lar... Hahahhaa... Last few days ago, I receive from email from my kukujiaoman fans about bout Tesco banning a family especially the hubby from shopping Tesco!! Wahsieh!!!

This letter given by Tesco to that family, very very farney!!! Lai lai read the followings..

Dear Mrs. Ah Beng,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them into people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking.
July 02: Set all alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 07: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
August 14: Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
October 04: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle, asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
December 03: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
December 06: In the Kitchenware aisle practiced the “Madonna Look” using different sizes of funnels.
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the fetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”
And last but not least:
December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

Yours sincerely,
Abu Bakar Ali

LOL!! I like the last part, where the hubby go the fitting room and shouting for toilet roll!!! Maybe I should try this next time go shopping with my wives!!! Have a good weekend ahead!! Adioossssss...

1 comment:

Huei said...


sei lor if lidat!!