Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The k k j m's Rules

Recently, one of my kukujiaoman fans asked me how I do tolerate and kau tim all my seven wives. Most people said, one wife also enough to make life miserable like a living hell jor, but for me just ngam ngam ho (just nice). Seven wives a week, just ngam ngam!! Hahahhaa!! So he wanted me to enlighten him on this matter. LOL!!! I told him that we all guys with kkj must do the right thing, have pride with our kkj but still take care our wives or wife!!

Hahahhaa!! Be a man, be a man, do the RIGHT thing!!! We must show our love and respect to our wives but we also must make our stand on certain matter and lay out our rules and regulations. We, men, alway hear the rules from our wives, females. They will say this one cannot, that one cannot. *fainted*

Lai lai come read my k k j m's rules that will lead you to a prosperous life with wives or piao meis, with many many love love, sek sek and lum lum. Hahahhaa!!!

Please be informed that all these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!!! If not, these rules won't be effective and followed by our wives and piao meis.

1. kkjm are NOT mind reader. You think I, Matt Parker from Heroes ar?!!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. kkjm need it up, you need it down. You don't hear kkjm complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, kkjm not and NEVER going to think of it that way. But kkjm do like shopping also.. Hahhaha!!!

1. Crying is blackmail. Unless you are crying for other thing...

1. Ask for what you want. Let kkjm know and be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it out! So easy!!

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to kkjm with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what kkjm do. Sympathy is what your ji muis or other piao meis are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a PROBLEM. See a doctor not kkjm.

1. Anything kkjm said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect kkjm to act like a horny bastard.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask kkjm, you should know better.

1. If something kkjm said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, kkjm meant the other one.

1. You can either ask kkjm to do something or tell kkjm how you want it done.Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Shhhhh!!!

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do kkjm.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. kkjm do that.

1. If kkjm ask what is wrong and you say "nothing...." kkjm will act like nothing's wrong. kkjm know you are lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When kkjm has to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!!

1. Don't ask kkjm what kkjm is thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Counterstrike, Dota or sex.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Hahhahahahahhahhha!!!!!!!! Pass this to all my kukujiaoman fans out there, we all must stand united!!! Go go kkjm!!!

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