Friday, June 01, 2007

Three Answers Most Scared by Men

After so long, losing my freedom and married with seven wives, I found out we all blardy men, actually really really pah pah (scare) when our wives answer us with any this words!!!!! WHATEVER!!! ANYTHING!!! YOU DECIDE LAR!!! Really one??!! These 3 answers blardy powerful and keng chau one, 3 of them really can get me go chi sin at that moment!!! So don't tell me no give warning to all my kukujiaoman fans, must must really becareful your piao meis!!! Let me give you all examples..

1. WHATEVER
kkjm: What to have for dinner, my dear Laopo?
Laopo: Whatever...
kkjm: Why not we have steamboat?
Laopo: Don't want lah, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face.
kkjm: Alright then, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine?
Laopo: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again ar?
kkjm: Hmm..... like that ar, I suggest we have seafood.
Laopo: Seafood no good la, later I scared got diarrhoea, don't want!!!
kkjm: *fed-up* Then what you suggest??!!!
Laopo: Whatever lar...
kkjm: *vomit blood profusely*

2. ANYTHING
kkjm: Lao po.. So what should we do now?
Laopo: Anything...
kkjm: How about watching movie? Long time we never watch movie jor.
Laopo: Watching movie ar?? No good la, waste time only.
kkjm: How about we play bowling, do some exercise abit?
Laopo: Exercise in such hot day ar? Siao!!! You not feel tired one meh?
kkjm: Tired ar? Then we go find a café and have coffee?
Laopo: Please lar!!! Drink coffee will affect my sleep one.. Dun wan!!
kkjm: Then? What you suggest, Laopo?
Laopo: Anything lar...
kkjm: *fainted with eyes big big*

3. YOU DECIDE LAR
kkjm: Laopo.. Lai lai, we just go home lo...
Laopo: You decide lar...
kkjm: Okay, let's take a bus, I will accompany you.
Laopo: Diu.. Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la....
kkjm: Like that, we will take taxi lor. Okay?
Laopo: Not worth it la... for such a short distance.
kkjm: Hmmhhh.. Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk and paktor.
Laopo: How to walk with empty stomach woh?
kkjm: Then what you suggest lar?
Laopo: You decide larrrrrrrrrr...
kkjm: Then, let's have dinner first.
Laopo: Whatever lar...
kkjm: Like that, want to eat what?
Laopo: Anyting lar... You decide lar....
kkjm: *NMKCCB .. and look around... no one's here, gonna kill her!!!!!!!!!!!*

Now, you all tell me now, these 3 words blardy keng mou?? Really can drive you crazy slowly!!! Hahhhahahaaa!!!.....!@#$%^&*

5 comments:

chel said...

wahhh so true...!\
-juz passing by-

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

So how u handle it? Thank for dropping by!!

belle said...

...i am very afraid of this 3 superdy too.
so i tink even women thinks its scary!!!!!

Cecilia said...

HAHA, HILARIOUS.

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

Cheerrss..