What I Learned Thru My Tough Shit Life...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that is takes years, to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destory it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobies.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself with others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working with your life, it is easier to blame it on parents.

I've learned that the people you care the most about in life are take from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned that life is a TOUGH SHIT.