Why I Got Married ???

What would it be like to be single again?
I mean, if I were single,
I wouldn't do all that romance-and-flowers crap.
If I were single again,
I would get right to the point.
When you're single, you're never at a loss for words.
When you're single, you have nothing to lose.
When you're single, you're invincible.
When you're single, you're alone.
And that's why I got married.
When I wake every morning,
being single was the last thing on my mind.