legacy of k u k u j i a o m a n & his se7en wives...

Why do you love me? She asked. I am lost for words. It’s something that deserves a answer. I can only say this. She completes me. My thoughts are constantly of her. She makes my heart sing. She fills my thoughts and my mind. I feel so complete with her. All my loneliness disappears and my heart is filled with deep warmth that only she gives to me. So why do I love her? Because she has become my everything and because she’s got under my skin and deep within my heart. And that’s why I love her so…

Monday, September 24, 2007

Jokes On Monday - Buying Barbie...

On his way from home, a father realises it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toyshop and asks, "How much for one of these Barbies in display?" The shop assistant dryly says "Which ones do you mean, uncle? We have Shopping Barbie for RM90, Baech Barbie for RM90, Ballerina Barbie for RM90 and Skater Barbie for RM90. Then we've got Divorced Barbie for RM1,200."

The amazed father says "Why is Divorced Barbie Rm1,200 and the others only RM90?" The sales girl rolls her eyes and says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's computer and all of Ken's friends...." Jeezzz....