Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Jokes of The Day - Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!!!

I got this email from a colleague of mine. Here's something hilarious to tickle your funny bone. Hope you guys ENJOY IT!!! BTW, I also dunno when I gonna sau pei wor, so how to cancel my credit card ler??? *scratching my head*

It's all about money for CitiBank Credit Cards even when you die also. They don't care and boh chat. This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. So be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is....

Ah Seng's aunt passed away last January. Citibank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RM0.00. Now it was somewhere around RM 60.00. So Ah Seng mah called up Citibank, Ah Kow to kau tim:

Ah Seng: "Lin peh calling to tell you that she died in January."

Ah Kow: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Ah Seng: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"

Ah Kow: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."

Ah Seng: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Ah Kow: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe both!"

Ah Seng: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Ah Kow:"Errrrr...excuse me...?"
Ah Seng: "Did you just get what lin peh telling you... the part about her being dead?"

Ah Kow: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor, Ah Lian gets on the phone)

Ah Seng: "Lin peh calling to tell you, she died in January."

Ah Lian: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Ah Seng: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Ah Lian: ".....(stammer)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"

Ah Seng: "No, lin peh is her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )

Ah Lian: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Ah Seng: "Sure, sure, sure."

(Fax number is given. After they get the fax.)

Ah Lian: "Our system just isn't setup for death"

Ah Seng: "Oh...Like that ar..."

Ah Lian: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."

Ah Seng: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...." *si beh tulan already*

Ah Lian: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."

Ah Seng: "Well,...would you like her new billing address?" (Ah Seng been a gentleman and helpful)

Ah Lian: "Great!!! That might help."

Ah Seng: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery at no. 99.." (North South Highway and plot number given.)

Ah Lian: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Ah Seng: "Ya lar.. You said you want bill her mah. Lin peh mah give you her address lor... BTW, what do you do with dead people on your planet???"


Have a great Tuesday!!!


clement said...

my grandad still receive his inland revenue notice after 15 years dead.

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

clement: wah, really or not?? *fainted*

Cheeky_me said...

Maybe what we can do is writing a will, consisting a letter of acknowledge to the stupid banker and ask our relatives to post to them after we die.

" This is to acknowledge that I had MATI as at my death cert and anything concern with the collection and billings, please refer to my cemetry at no.XXX, XXXX"


k u k u j i o a m a n said...

Lol.... Ya hor.. we can asked our family to help us... Hahaha...
I think no need to be long one.. Just write " SAYA SUDAH MATI, CANCEL ACC!!!" Hahahhaha...