Am I Dying???

It been ages since another nosebleed attack. Not that I been waiting for it to come. Don't be stupid. Just that, last one I had was during 2007. Blardy blood profusely coming out from my nose. I did took some pictures of it. Dunno kept where jor. I blardy painted my white porcelain sink into red color. Share next time, ok? Hahahaha... it is this a sign?? Sign to change??? Geeze... not sure why nosebleed kept occurring occasionally. Hopefully nothing major. Cancer? Leukemia? Brain tumor? Am I dying slowly??? HHHmmmmpppffff!!!

p/s: A girl friend of mine in London told me this could be due to my vigorous Masturbation activity lately which cause nosebleed!!! LOL!!! ROFL!!! Maybe it is true as active masturbation causes our body loses much fluid. Nooooo... I'm not talking I'm masturbating actively!!! Just logical thinking, too masturbation might causes nosebleed. As 1 of the reason of nosebleed!!! Not the ONLY reason!!! Duuuhhhhhhhhhh!!! Guess what, she advised me to eat PEI PAH KOU before masturbation!!! *fainted* Ok, time for my workout and then become driver for her...