It has been ages I went shopping alone. I was lazy to ask people around me to tag along. Last Saturday, despite the hu-ha on the election and Mum's warning, I went over to IKEA to get Mum her Grundtal stainless steel shelf with CM tagging along. Guess what, there is no single fucking screw in the package I brought. I wasn't aware of it till Mum went hu-ha on my sweet Sunday morning. DAMN IT!!! I was dream making out with some supermodel!!! There goes my sweet sexy dream. Evaporized just like that.
Left the Skalabebas at 7 something and guess what, the traffic was terrible and massive. Blasting my car stereo listening to Republic One, I slowly get thru it. After parking my car, I straight dashed up to the customer service counter. Not in the mood to wash my blardy eyes eventhough there are so many chicks flaunting their assests. Damn it!!! Wish I can just hold on to them!!! Hahahaha... ignore my dick who doing the talking just now. Susila, the girl at the counter greeted me with smile and get down to business. Her smile really make my day. Just what I need to cast away my Monday blues. Within 5 mins, she got back to me with the screws and additional arms for the shelf. Nicely I told her that I don't need it as it was not missing. Actually, I was surprised at myself to decline the offer to take the additional arms for the shelf. DUMBFUCKED for a moment. Since when I was so not KIASU and GREEDY. Must be a miracle and has I really do lose some screws in my head. I knew Mum sure called me stupid boy for not taking the offer. Guess what. She did!!! *fainted* Mum always be mum.
After getting my parking ticket waived by Susila, I smiled to her and left for BORDERS to get my monthly dosage of magazines. I need them and can't leave without them especially my precious FHM!!! I need my daily gawking at hot young sexy yummilicous babes to under control my SEX DESIRE!!! Hahahaha!!! Too bad FHM hasn't come out for this month. So got myself Newman, KLUE and Men's Health.
After spending a few minutes browsing to some boring magazines, I'm in the mood to spend more time there. Quickly rush over to IKEA to get the hell out of there and back home for my dinner. Then, I remember the hot yummilicous curry puff at IKEA. Was a little bit hungry. So decide to get half of dozen of puffs for homies at home and an ice-cream to fucking pamper myself. FUCK I felt a little gayness about pampering myself!!! Hahahahhaa!!! On the way home, at dunno which fucking traffic light, I can't wait to chew down on the hot curry puff. It felt like I was in heaven. The crispiness of the skin just crumble in the mouth. The mashed potatoes was smooth and hot with small chucks of chicken meat slightly burnt my tongue. The feeling was marvelous as it was raining outside and it is fucking cold.
Quickly sped home, shared the puffs with Mum and Dad, had my dinner, rest for awhile, woke up, sat in front of my laptop and lastly wrote this FUCKING BORING post on my lonesome peaceful Monday shopping. BTW, I just realized that I been seldom updating my blog on myself. Must jiayu jiayu and continue blogging more... 
It has been ages I went shopping alone. I was lazy to ask people around me to tag along. Last Saturday, despite the hu-ha on the election and Mum's warning, I went over to IKEA to get Mum her Grundtal stainless steel shelf with CM tagging along. Guess what, there is no single fucking screw in the package I brought. I wasn't aware of it till Mum went hu-ha on my sweet Sunday morning. DAMN IT!!! I was dream making out with some supermodel!!! There goes my sweet sexy dream. Evaporized just like that.
Left the Skalabebas at 7 something and guess what, the traffic was terrible and massive. Blasting my car stereo listening to Republic One, I slowly get thru it. After parking my car, I straight dashed up to the customer service counter. Not in the mood to wash my blardy eyes eventhough there are so many chicks flaunting their assests. Damn it!!! Wish I can just hold on to them!!! Hahahaha... ignore my dick who doing the talking just now. Susila, the girl at the counter greeted me with smile and get down to business. Her smile really make my day. Just what I need to cast away my Monday blues. Within 5 mins, she got back to me with the screws and additional arms for the shelf. Nicely I told her that I don't need it as it was not missing. Actually, I was surprised at myself to decline the offer to take the additional arms for the shelf. DUMBFUCKED for a moment. Since when I was so not KIASU and GREEDY. Must be a miracle and has I really do lose some screws in my head. I knew Mum sure called me stupid boy for not taking the offer. Guess what. She did!!! *fainted* Mum always be mum.
After getting my parking ticket waived by Susila, I smiled to her and left for BORDERS to get my monthly dosage of magazines. I need them and can't leave without them especially my precious FHM!!! I need my daily gawking at hot young sexy yummilicous babes to under control my SEX DESIRE!!! Hahahaha!!! Too bad FHM hasn't come out for this month. So got myself Newman, KLUE and Men's Health.
After spending a few minutes browsing to some boring magazines, I'm in the mood to spend more time there. Quickly rush over to IKEA to get the hell out of there and back home for my dinner. Then, I remember the hot yummilicous curry puff at IKEA. Was a little bit hungry. So decide to get half of dozen of puffs for homies at home and an ice-cream to fucking pamper myself. FUCK I felt a little gayness about pampering myself!!! Hahahahhaa!!! On the way home, at dunno which fucking traffic light, I can't wait to chew down on the hot curry puff. It felt like I was in heaven. The crispiness of the skin just crumble in the mouth. The mashed potatoes was smooth and hot with small chucks of chicken meat slightly burnt my tongue. The feeling was marvelous as it was raining outside and it is fucking cold.
Quickly sped home, shared the puffs with Mum and Dad, had my dinner, rest for awhile, woke up, sat in front of my laptop and lastly wrote this FUCKING BORING post on my lonesome peaceful Monday shopping. BTW, I just realized that I been seldom updating my blog on myself. Must jiayu jiayu and continue blogging more... 
4 comments:
Ahem... I wonder who CM is.
I agree that the curry puff sold in IKEA is super duperly nice and delicious! I fell in love wit it wit juz one bite. Gosh... i miss the curry puff taste...
saoirse: CM? Chief Minister lor..!!!
joyce: Yup.. no doubt the curry puff is yummilicous!!!
oh crap now I feel like eating curry puff in the middle of the night. No no no~ this is devil's seduction (on food, dun think somewhere else), I MUST RESIST!
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