Should I Get This for My Wedding Ring?

Now I know where to get my aniversay rings for all my seven beloved wives... maybe I should get it for my lovers too. Isn't sweet and nerdy? Wakakaka!!!

There you have it, the single most profound expression of your love and superiority over token ring in a $175 package. Presumably, these Ethernet rings come in both straight-through and cross-over pin-outs for traditional and same-sex nerding.