Kkjm's Yearly Performance Review

What those words on yearly performance review REALLY mean. Let kkjm translate for you folks what he understand. It will be a mind-fucking for you!!!

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody what she/ he does
7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make any decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speak common English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky bastard or bitch
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't any job elsewhere
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION or ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. GREAT VALUE OF THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time
19. RELAX ATTITUDE - Alway sleeps at desk

Hahahahahhaha!!!! FUCK, now I know why I did badly in my last performance review!!! Damn it, should know better if I got to read this earlier!!! And lastly, please do get a dog if you want loyalty as I only fucking for money!!!! $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$$ No more other than that coz kkjm the greatest said so!!!