Why do you love me? She asked. I am lost for words. It’s something that deserves a answer. I can only say this. She completes me. My thoughts are constantly of her. She makes my heart sing. She fills my thoughts and my mind. I feel so complete with her. All my loneliness disappears and my heart is filled with deep warmth that only she gives to me. So why do I love her? Because she has become my everything and because she’s got under my skin and deep within my heart. And that’s why I love her so…
OMG!!! Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales are everywhere!!! Cash??? Loaded!!! Credit cards??? Loaded!!! Si Lai (auntie) instincts??? Loaded!!! My balls??? Loaded.. errmm I mean always with me!!! I miss out the last weekend warehouse sales craziness for Fila, Loreal and Metrojaya, but no sweat, for this Labour's Day offday, I shall be prepared!!! I will come, see and conquer it!!!! Shall ravage and plough like a mad man with insticnt and experince of beribu-ribu si lai !!! Wakakakaka!!! So you folks out there, care to join me in sales marathon tomorrow? Drop me a message!!! BTW, check out here for more details on the warehouse sales...
What those words on yearly performance review REALLY mean. Let kkjm translate for you folks what he understand. It will be a mind-fucking for you!!!
1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office 2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit 3. GOOD COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone 4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date 5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot 6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody what she/ he does 7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses 8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make any decision 9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it 10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speak common English 11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker 12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice 13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky bastard or bitch 14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes 15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber 16. LOYAL - Can't any job elsewhere 17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION or ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys 18. GREAT VALUE OF THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time 19. RELAX ATTITUDE - Alway sleeps at desk
Hahahahahhaha!!!! FUCK, now I know why I did badly in my last performance review!!! Damn it, should know better if I got to read this earlier!!! And lastly, please do get a dog if you want loyalty as I only fucking for money!!!! $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$$ No more other than that coz kkjm the greatest said so!!!
FUCKING GROSS isn't it!!! How can someone google for naked pictures of an old lady or other people's grandmother especially RAFIFAH AZIZ!!! Really having butterflies in my stomach!!! Can't find other ladies to salivate on izzit??? *fainted* fucking crap has the world became....
Another FUCKED UP Monday morning. All because of 1 bitch kept barking around!!! Anyway... I'm doing some charity for the ladies. So who want free check-up??? Wakakaka!!!!
[Intro] Ohh, how about a round of applause, Yeah, standin' ovation, Ooh ohh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[Verse 1] You look so dumb right now, Standin' outside my house, Tryin' to apologize, You’re so ugly when you cry, Please, just cut it out.
[Chorus] Don’t tell me you’re sorry 'cause you’re not, Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught, But you put on quite a show (oh), You really had me goin', But now it’s time to go (oh), Curtain’s finally closin', That was quite a show (oh), Very entertainin', But it’s over now (but it's over now), Go on and take a bow, ohh ohh.
[Verse 2] Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone), You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on (come on), Talkin’ 'bout girl, I love you, you’re the one, This just looks like the re-run, Please, what else is on.
[Chorus] And don’t tell me you’re sorry 'cause you’re not (mmm), Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught (mmm), But you put on quite a show (oh), You really had me goin', But now it’s time to go (oh), Curtain’s finally closin', That was quite a show (oh), Very entertainin', But it’s over now (but it's over now), Go on and take a bow, ohh.
[Bridge] And the award for the best liar goes to you (goes to you), For makin' me believe that you could be paithful to me, Let's hear your speech out, How about a round of applause, A standin' ovation.
[Chorus] But you put on quite a show (oh), You really had me goin', But now it’s time to go (oh), Curtain’s finally closin', That was quite a show (oh), Very entertainin', But it’s over now (but it's over now), Go on and take a bow.
Did you know that kkjm can do sewing? Hahaha... I know you folks must be thinking. Is this April joke or am I talking cock!!! No doubt, I do know how to sew if necessary. Don't play play if not I sew your kkj up only you know!!! Since last weekend, I was lonely and nothing else to do, decided to patch up my precious Levis jeans which I been procrastinate for quite some period. Why I was lonely? Mmmhhh.... Let me think, 1st wife busy with her Kai Ka Lo, 2nd wife busy BLOWING other people, 5th wife dunno go where MIA and lastly my lovers ditched me... Wakakakka!!! *bluek* Anyway, nice or not??!!
Liz Hurley is the yummiest mummy in her new stunning photo shoot. Elizabeth Hurley is 42 years old, and boy does she look good and fucking hot. No doubt she is yummilicous and bootilicous!!! She maybe 42 years old but Hurley has the figure of a woman half her age. Take a lot at these pictures and I'd dare you to find any 42-year-old who looks that good in that little. Mmmhhhh maybe Catherine Zeta Jones stand chance?
Now I know where to get my aniversay rings for all my seven beloved wives... maybe I should get it for my lovers too. Isn't sweet and nerdy? Wakakaka!!!
There you have it, the single most profound expression of your love and superiority over token ring in a $175 package. Presumably, these Ethernet rings come in both straight-through and cross-over pin-outs for traditional and same-sex nerding.
Let's freeze for our world sake and our mother earth sake!!! Wakakaka!!! Interesting event and glad that it did make it to Malaysia!!! Woooohhhooo!!! Check out more freeze event from around the world at youtube. You'll be surprise and astonish!!! Totally cool!!! Anyway, last Friday, HHTHJM decide we should join this event show our support at Sunway Pyramid. Guess what? We did went there to show our support. You just need to freeze for 4mins only!!! No more than that... just freeze to save the world and save enegry. This reminds Madonna feat JT latest song - 4 Minutes (to Save the World).
Me and CM arrived there early to avoid the congestion at parking lot. There was some confusion happen at first!!! I got screwed by my first and second wife!!! Damn it!!! Wakakaka!!! Initially, we plan to meet up at Starbuck at 7:30 pm, but my first wife told me no need already and she will call me when time come to gather while my second wife was at the other side yelling at me why I have not show up thru SMS!!! Girls and wives's warth!!! Wakakaka!!! Luckly everything falls in nicely into places. Got our flyers and start following the crowd and.... FREEZE!!! FREEZE!!! FREEZE!!! Total silent...
Freezing for 4 minutes seems eternity and a bit lame though. Wakaka!! But it is for a good cause. So what the hell!!! Lucky, we came a loads of friends and wives!!! Luckily, HHTHJM able to make as she was late. *sweat* Hahahahah!!! After the freeze, we went over to Kim Gary for dinner and some drinks before headed home.
