NMKCCB!!!

Shit, and FUCK!!! I just break my blardy room freshener that is made from freaking glass. This is the second time already. I broke the first last 4 months ago. The same thing happens again, I was clumsy when get up from my chair and indirectly knocked and shaked my blardy table. As a result, the bastard topple down on the floor. Ma de.. really frustating moment. Not a good thing to happen to welcome my Monday blues. Haizz.. got another round of lecture from Mum coz the fall really hit hard on the floor. Gosh.. damn it!!!!

FUCK again!!! I just found out my freaking CDRW for my mp3 for my car is damage due to fall of the blardy room freshener. What a conincident!! Just a damn small dent on the surface of the CD and that's it. Bye bye CD. I tried to burn the blardy CDRW five times and it still failed in the end. What a day to start my freaking Monday!!! Damn it, need to get myself a new set of room refreshener and a blardy CDRW!!! Gosh.. no mp3 to blast these few days..

Thank You for Your Love...

Thank you for your love...
Your love will be cherish forever...
I did not know that...
You will be me leaving so soon...
I did not foresee...
I thought you are happy...
When we are together...
I thought I will be happy...
If you were a normal girl just like others...
And this is the first time...
I felt this way about someone...
I did not tell you, but...
You did not know how much I LOVE you...

1st Wife Accomplishment

Yawnnnnn.........!! I was about to crash on my bed, suddenly I got message in MSN from my 1st wife from Austin, Texas. It is afternoon now at Austin, I think she just had lunch. Hahhaa... she was happy and joyful coz she accomplishment something in her life. Guess what??!! She just overjoyed, and dunno who to tell her achievement, so she MSN me coz me is the only one left in her MSN list still online. My 1st wife was so proud. Today, she planned to go somewhere, I not sure where, I HAVE NOT VISITED AUSTIN, Hahhahaha.. She got lost and went all the way to Bee Cave, all the way back to Barton and lastly, she went to Downtown before she reach her destination. Good job, laopo!!! For the first time she felt she is independent, and I was about to faint when I heard her statement. Anyway, I was happy for her as her lao gong. Hahahha.. She planned to get a larger luggage so she can fit her shopping stuff in it. I just hope she can carry the luggage back to Malaysia nia. Okies.. back to sleep again... Oyasuminasai to all my wives!!!

Rush Hour 3

Funny man, Chris Tucker returns to the big screen after a six-year absence as he reunites with the all-star team of co-star Jackie Chan, our Dragon brother, director Brett Ratner and writer Jeff Nathanson to deliver the third installment of the blockbuster "Rush Hour" franchise. Arriving in theaters on August 10, 2007, "Rush Hour 3" sees the beloved action comedy duo of Tucker and Chan reprising their roles as LAPD Detective James Carter and Chinese Chief Inspector Lee respectively. This time around, the two must travel to Paris to battle a wing of the Chinese organized crime family, the Triads.

Rush Hour 3 is the third installment in the Rush Hour franchise starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, that began with Rush Hour (1998) and continued with Rush Hour 2 (2001). On May 7, 2006, the film was officially announced and filming began on August 23, 2006. The film is to be set in Paris, New York City, and Los Angeles. In one scene, basketball player Sun Ming Ming, the second tallest Chinese person and seventh tallest person in the world, fights Chris Tucker. This is a reference to Bruce Lee's film Game of Death in which he fights Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Oscar winning film director Roman Polanski will co-star in the film as a French police official involved in Lee and Carter's case. Tzi Ma will reprise his role as Consul Han, Lee's boss and friend who appeared in the first installment. Watch the full trailer below and ENJOY IT.

Sixpence None The Richer - There She Goes

There she goes again, leaving me behind and alone, just by myself... Hahahaa.. This song by Sixpence None The Richer, one of the greatest hits. This song do bring back many memories. Does this song reminds you of some one special? Tell me about it ya. Hope you all ENJOY IT.

Artist: Sixpence None The Richer
Song: There She Goes

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name,
Pulls my train
No one else could heal my pain
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feeling that remains

There she goes
There she goes
There she goes

Smallest Action Can Have Biggest Impact in Someone's Life

These few days, I got many kukujiaomans fans asked me how I tackled all my seven wives. They all very curious because they know I not hansem like Brad Pitt or rich like Bill Gates, somemore look like China Ah Beng!!! Celaka !!! Hahahhaa... I got secret one lah, somemore what!! Last time long long ago, my sifu teaches me one. Who is my sifu? Hahaha... my sifu is .... cannot tell, let you all figure yourself!!

Okay let back to our topic of today, how I manage and court all my seven wives sekali gus. I tell you all hor, it is every guy dreams that one day he will find a girl that he does all these things just for her. Hehehe... But it is my dream to find 7 girls to be my 7 wives and I will do every single thing just for my 7 laopos!!! Even the smallest or the simplest action can be a BIGGEST impact in someone's life. A small gesture sometimes will also enough to touch someone's heart.

Let me list down little things I do to make all my 7 wives happy.
• give her one of my t-shirts to sleep in (dunno smelly enough for her or not).
• leave her cute sms.
• kiss her in front of my friends (must have balls to do it).
• tell her she looks beautiful (tell her day and night till she fed-up).
• look into her eyes when I talk to her (this is a must).
• let her mess with my hair.
• touch her hair and tell her hair smells nice (my favorite).
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes(this a bit hard to do one, me find it a bit difficult).
• look at her like she`s the only girl I see(but I got 6 others wor).
• tickle her even when she says stop.
• hold her hand when i'm around my friends.
• when she starts swearing at me, tell her that i love her(she will melt away).
• let her fall asleep in my arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease me back.
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick(this a must).
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• give her the world (if I can lah!!).
• write her letters (imagine writing for 7 girls, hard work).
• let her wear my clothes (share share mah, you wear hers, and she wears yours).
• when she`s sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she`s important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of me (even the nude one).
• kiss her in the pouring rain (romantic).
• when i fall in love with her, tell her (must tell always).
• and when i tell her, i'll love her like i`ve never loved someone before (except my other wives).

Hahahahaa.. hope the above lists can help my kukujiaoman fans to kau tim thier piao meis. By the way, it is HARD to start a relationship, it is even HARDER to maintain a relationship, and imagine I need to maintain 7 relationships!!!! But the HARDEST is the be apart with your love ones once the relationship is over.

Seducing Mr Perfect.. or Mr Not So Perfect

Recently, due to my fucking overload work, I took some time for a break by watching some movies. One of the Korean movies that I downloaded really caught my attention, which is "Seducing Mr Perfect". Hahahaha.. Why and what is so special that I really caught my attention. Jeng jeng jeng... I tell you all, my kukujiaoman fans, I think the script writer of this movie, curi my idea lor, he or she wrote based on my past relationship.. Hahha..coz some part of the movie, or should almost half part of the movie really reflects on my past. LOL...

Let me make it clear, I not that hamsem compare to Daniel Henney or rich as the main character in that movie, I just a small potato nia. Cheers.. I think my version of the movie should called "Hurting Mr Not So Perfect". Mou tak teng ler??!! But most of the movie except the nice and beautiful ending are really similar to my past relationship. But we did not had a happy ending like in the movie. It just stopped right there. Geezzzzz.. want to know the rest? Hahaha.. go watch this movie, and you all will know what I meant. If still dunno, then I'm very sorry!!! It is for you all to find out and for me to know. Hahhaha!!!

Let's cut the crap and get back to our main topic which the movie "Seducing Mr Perfect", another awesome love movie by the Koreans. This movie revolves around Min-joon (Uhm Jung-hwa) is an absolute believer in true love and always very dedicated to her current boyfriend. However, men always break up with her - her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Robin Heiden (Daniel Henney). Heiden has very clear ideas about a relationship and love: both are a game of power and Min-Joon seeks advice from him, as she doesn't want to get dumped again. However, when she starts to treat men like Heiden treats women, she realizes that she prefers her older behaviour, even if that means that she gets dumped again; she doesn't see love as a game of power and never will. Heiden, who has to deal with his own heartbreak, as he loved a woman so much that she had to shoot him in get the message across that she wasn't interested in him, starts to soften at Min-joon's attitude towards life. He eventually falls in love with her and both get into a real relationship and a happy ending of their own. Nice ending,... I wished I have this ending.

Seducing Mr Perfect Trailer

Kissing Me - Daniel Henney & Alex (Seducing Mr Perfect MV)

Women Are So Hard To Please...

These few days, I was lonely, all my seven wives was busy with thier daily life and some away on business trip. YES, I WAS LONELY BUT IT IS FREEDOM!!! Hahaha!!! Never felt this sensational feeling so long since I was a bachelor. Since when I was a bachelor??!!! Can't remember!! Hahhahahaha!!!! Let me list now something I discovered while trying hard to court my seven wives long ago!!!!

The problems with women is..

If you TREAT her nicely, she says you are IN LOVE with her,
If you don't, she says you are LAN SI,
If you DRESS nicely, she says you are trying to SHOW OFF,
If you don't, she says you are AH BENG from KAMPUNG,
If you ARGUE with her, she says you are STUBBORN,
If you keep QUIET, she says you NO BRAINS,
If you are SMARTER than her, she says you just ACTING NIA,
If she is SMARTER than you, she is GREAT,
If you DON'T LOVE her, she tries to POSSESS you,
If you LOVE her, she will JUAL MAHAL,
If you want MAKE LOVE with her, she says you SEX MANIAC,
If you don't, she says you DON'T LOVE her,
If you tell her your problem, she says you are SISSY,
If you don't, she says you KEEPING SECRET from her,
If you SCOLD her, she says you CONTROL FREAK,
If she SCOLD you, it is because she CARE about you,
If you BREAK YOUR PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED,
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so,
If you HURT her, you are CRUEL,
IF she HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE,
WOMEN ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE...

The Beatles - Let It Be

Shit does happen eventhough, I tried to avoid it many times. Seems shit just like to splat on my simple life no matter how. A wise buddy of my kukujiaoman fans introduce me to this so and advised me to let it be and move on with my life. So cheerss..

Let it be, let it be, all my emotional stress and worries will go away eventually!! Haha.. This song is dedicate to myself and to all my kukujiaoman fans out there, hope our trouble and misery will far far away from us... ENJOY IT

Artist: The Beatles
Song: Let It Be Lyrics

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the broken hearted people
Living in the world agree,
There will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
Still a chance that they will see
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdrom, let it be.

And when the night is cloudy,
There is still a light that shines on me,
Shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be,
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

Cheong Fun at SS2

Just after a tormenting Japanese class at SkalaBebas, I and my buddy, Bobo, decided to go dinner at SS2, my favourite hang out place for makan!! Hahhahaa!!! I suggested to try this stall on the road side opposite directly Goodyear Tyre shop. We not sure what kind food the stall is selling but we curious coz everytime when we drove by, there are many patrons hanging around the hawker.

After getting a table that is quite near the side of the road and sat our asses down, Bobo help me to order from the lady boss. Need to wait awhile because the business quite good and many people stop by to tapau the Cheong Fun. Other than Cheong Fun, they do sell Mee Curry and some steam buns.

I ordered a plate of Cheong Fun, herbal tea and 2 plate of my favourite Siew Mai - just RM1.70 each nia. Bobo ordered a plate of Cheong Fun also, 1 plate of Siew Mai, 1 Char Siew pau, 1 Loh Mai Kai and herbal tea. Hahahah... big eater detected!!!! Awesome Siew Mai, just cannot get enough of it!!!!! That why had to plate of it!! Maybe should tapau for Mum next time...

Overall, a nice place to hang out after long day at work. Just that the stall is located just beside the main road and so many cars just vroom passby left right. Not sure what is the business hour though. Will try to check it after this weekend after midnight!!! Anyone want to join me?? Hahahhaha!!!!! Cheers... gotta crash!!!

Cheong Fun, anyone?

Goodyear Tyre Shop directly opposite the Cheong Fun stall

Another pic of the Cheong Fun