Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Kudos!!! For the Never Give Up Spirit!!!

Kudos!!! Pat on the shoulder!!! You know when we were down, we alway heard people said jangan putus asa or never give up. So this what the thief does. When he failed to steal the Porsche due to empty fuel yesterday, he never give up on the precious Porsche. With his harden balls, he stole the Porsche again under the noses of our Malaysian police force. WTF!!! What a idiot!!! Seems that our Malaysian police force cannot even take care of its own backyard. How do you expect the citizen to respect and believe in you wor?? Not sure whether the police jaga the car already been bribed or other else. Malaysia BULLeh!!! My respect and salute to the thief who stole the Porsche!! Congratulations on the new ride, bro!!! Hahahhahaha.....

Porsche thief forgets to ‘fill her up’

BUKIT MERTAJAM: Flashing a cheque book, a smartly-dressed man coolly asked for the keys to a sports car at a showroom here yesterday. He got into the RM963,000 Porsche 911 Targa 4, started the engine, and to the horror of the salespersons there, crashed the car through the showroom's glass pane and drove off at top speed. But he had not factored in one thing – fuel. The car ran out of petrol just 2km away and police found the car within 30 minutes at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai. Dead end: Police officers looking at the Porsche that was found abandoned at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai yesterday. A salesgirl, who declined to be named, said the man, who wore a suit, came into the showroom at about 1.50pm, holding a cheque book as he viewed the car. “He then asked for the keys to start the engine. Before I knew it, he drove the car through the glass pane and sped off,” she said.

Porsche stolen again

BUKIT MERTAJAM: The RM963,000 sports car that was stolen from a showroom here yesterday was stolen again – this time from right under the noses of the police. And police believe it was the same man who pulled it off again, because he had the car keys. The thief stole the Porsche 911 Targa 4 from the compound of the police headquarters here at 10.45pm yesterday. The car had been stolen from a showroom at Auto-City in Juru about nine hours earlier. Police recovered the car an hour near Maktab Tuanku Bainun in Mengkuang Titi, about 15km away. But this time, unlike in the first incident, the car had fuel. State police chief Deputy Comm Datuk Koh Hong Sun said disciplinary action would be taken against policemen who were found to be negligent in their duties. “We have the suspect’s fingerprints and are confident of arresting him soon,” he said after attending a ceremony for the transfer of 42 police personnel from the North Seberang Prai district to the Central Seberang Prai district at the police headquarters. In the first incident, the man, said to be smartly dressed man who flashed a cheque book, coolly asked for the key of the car, started it and sped off after crashing it through the showroom’s glass pane. Police recovered the car some 2km away, at Hujung Perusahaan Dua in Prai.

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BLOGGER BOOZE - 21st July 2007@9pm

Surprise, surprise!!! Today, I received an invitation from Gallivanter, inviting me to Blogger Booze this coming Saturday!!! Yeah, you heard me right, booze... Not sure is it free flow but like Gallivanter said, booze waits no man!! So let's ramai-ramai help to pimp this event. The event aims is to have all bloggers mingle around and expand their bloggers/ friends network and the most important of to HAVE A GOOD TIME on Saturday night. Should I bring all my seven wives along ar? Or just my secret lover? So anyone interested??

For more details of this event, please check it here.


Map of the location


BLOGGER BOOZE
Modesto’s Hartamas Walk @ Hartamas Shopping Centre, Plaza Damas
Tel: 03-6203 9707
21st July 2007 @ 9pm


Lim Kok Wing Student Kena Belasah By Guards

WTF? Wei wei, I thought guards and pak jagas should keep us safe, not going around bashing people like tai kor or samseng!!! Geezz.... like that how to trust jagas in the future. Harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi!!! Yesterday, a student of Lim Kok Wing and his friends bashed up by 10 security guards. Check out it and read all about it here.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Indicator of Interests (IOIs)

Recently, one of my kukujiaoman fans asked me, how to know if any women interested in him or not? He was looking for some tips on what signals normally a woman gives? You all know lar, women is a very special creature. Why ar? I, myself also dunno, only know that women are very very hard to understand one. Only themselves know what they want in the end but sometimes also they won't know what they want exactly and get confused. Hehehehe...

Ok, let's get to the point. What is IOIs? IOIs means Indicator of Interests. IOIs refer to signs, mostly non-verbal, that a woman is attracted to you. If you are getting lots of these from here, you can sure that she'll be more than receptive.
  • She reinitiates conversation when you stop talking.
  • She giggles.
  • She touches you.
  • She tried to build a rapport with you.
  • She glances at you repeatedly every minutes or so.
  • If eye contact happens from a distance, she holds it for a second.
  • She interrupts your conversation from nearby or laughs at something at you said.
  • While walking by, she turns toward you or brushes against you.
  • She says something to her friends and they both giggle.
  • She askes you for a lightt or the time or in any way initiates the conversation.
  • In a group, she is particularly talktive (to get your attention).
  • She is playful and tries to challenge you.
  • She plays with her hair.
  • When she is sitting next to you her leg touches yours.
  • She mentions your girlfriend without knowing if you actually have one.
  • When she says or does something, she looks at you to see your reaction.
  • She buys you a drink.
  • On her way out, she re-approaches to tell you that she is leaving.
  • On your way out, she asks you where you are going.
  • She invents reasons to be near you, interact with you, or to be alone with you.


Monday, July 16, 2007

Negarakuku 2007

Muar Chinese Rapper a.k.a. Wee Meng Chee, a Taiwan-based student who took the cyberworld by storm again when posted his latest video sharing at Youtube. Please take note that this is just for viewing pleasure. ENJOY IT!!!


p/s: This posting is not meant to offend any parties or to promote racism or unhealthy society.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

What Women Want - W3 at Subang Parade

Last Thursday, I offed early from work and decided to hang out in MPH, Subang Parade and get my monthly FHM. Surprisingly I got a call from my secret lover to meet up for dinner and pak tor session. I declined as I promised Mum to be back for dinner. Hehehehe.. mummy's boy mah!!! Anyway, I persuaded her to hang out with me at SP.

After she arrived, we had tea break at Uncle Lim's. Did you know that before kaya toast dipped with half boiled eggs is YUMMILICOUS? My secret lover teaches me one. Keng mou? Yeah, my first time also.

We decided to jalan-jalan and paktor-paktor before going home, and we came to this shop called What Women Want - W3, at lower ground of SP near Baleno if not I mistaken. My secret lover falls in love with that shop. Many many and various type of clothes with affordable price all under little.black.book brand. They have a cafe, a nail and waxing salon, cosmetic, skin & hair care and of course little.black.book's apparel, shoes, accessories and bags. So you can eat, shop and get yourself pamper all under one roof. Nice or not? Check out their website for more information. Next time must bring all my 7 lovely wives to shop here. Must bring my sister there also!!! Hehehehe....!!!

Uncle Lim's tissue lor...

Secret lover cracking my balls.. I mean the egg...

One cracked, one more to go...
There, two eggs cracked... Ouch.. painful..

Toast kaya dipped with half boiled eggs... YUMMILICOUS...

Clothes... many clothes...

More clothes...

Clothes here and there...

Nice or not?

Cute or not?

The fitting room...

Cafe for makan-makan...

What Women Want - W3

The entrance of W3...

What A Great Gift To Start A Day...

Last Tuesday morning, I woke up late for work as I was rolling around my bed reluctant to wake up and get ready to work till my mum came banging my door. I had a bad Monday and was feeling a bit down. I think my uncle was planning for visit. Damn.. my uncle keep visiting non-stop these days. As I reach my cube on a lazy Tuesday, late for work, I was surprised to see a plastic bag containing a bowl of Japanese instant ramen and a mini dorayaki. I was really curious who might put it there, coz so far I did not any of my colleague went anywhere. I asked around my office, but no one know. Then out of nowhere, Fida came and told me that her hubby asked her to pass these things to me as he just came back from Japan. I was stunned and speechless. I only meet her hubby once at 5th wife farewell party at TGI. Really flattered knowing that a friend that I just met once, still remembered me. Although it is just an instant ramen and a mini dorayaki, just a simple gift, it really do make my day and bring out the smile in me. I'm grateful. Thank you, Fida and her hubby!!! Mucksss.....

Japanese instant ramen, not yet makan....

Yummilicous mini dorayaki, one bite nia, whole thing hilang...

Treasure Hunting

Lately, I been joining treasure hunt as I find it interesting and challenging. It really test your analyzing and interpreting skills and requires lot of lateral thinking. So far I have already joined 2 treasure hunt and plan to join more. Welcome to Motor Treasure Hunting. Let me do some introduction that will help you get a clearer picture of what’s in store and how to prepare for the hunt.

Most people associate treasure hunting with tales of King Solomon’s Mines, buried pirates’ treasures or even sunken ships. However to a small group of enthusiasts it is a different ball game altogether. It is not the kind of hunt where you engage in cloak and dagger stuff, meeting mysterious seafarers for old treasure maps that lead to buried treasures. Instead it is a more civil kind of hunt, a motoring treasure hunt to be precise, where you compete with others to find “treasures” and answers to questions and hopefully win a prize for all the effort.

This form of motor-sport seems to be gaining popularity and I am sure most of you have come across cars, decked out with competition numbers and advertisement decals, cruising around town usually on Sundays or public holidays and group of people dressed in identical t-shirts, clipboards in hands, wandering around looking high and low for god knows what.

So, if you are prepared to sacrifice your cozy Sunday sleep, waking up as early as 5 or 6am to drive around our congested roads and being tormented by seemingly absurd questions, then you may consider taking part in a motoring treasuring hunt. “How do I take part?” you may ask. Obviously you need a car and then you need to assemble a team.

THE TEAM
The team is usually made up of a minimum of two to a maximum of four persons. A full team of four comprises the Driver, the Navigator and two Crew Members. The driver obviously drives, the navigator has to interpret the “Tulips” and tell the driver when to turn, which fork to take etc and also alert the whole team when there are questions to answer. The two crew members handle the questions and do any necessary reference work. On top of all these the whole team also look out for answers to the questions. For beginners, a full team of four is recommended as treasure hunting is a team effort and as there are so many tasks, more men means less jobs. Four heads are definitely better than two in cracking the puzzles and four pairs of eyes are also better than two in spotting answers.

HUNT PARAPHENALIA
Regular hunters bring along calculators, dictionaries, thesaurus, encyclopaedias and reference books on plants, movies, songs, sports and famous people, places, events etc.

THE HUNT
On the morning of the hunt the cars gather and assemble at the starting point. After a final briefing the cars are flagged off at timed intervals. The “tulips” and questions are handed out at flag-off. The hunters are required to drive along a prescribed route, guided by the “tulips”, and along the way collect the required treasures. To make sure that the cars complete the whole course and not take short cuts questions are asked for which the answers can be found along the route. These are sometimes called Route Check Questions. The whole course has to be completed within a given time and upon reaching the finishing point the treasures and answers are handed in. Points are awarded for the correct treasures collected and for correct answers and the team that tally the highest wins.

THE TULIPS
The “tulips” are actually navigational instructions that shows the route of the hunt. They are so called because some of the symbols used to depict the direction of travel actually look like tulip flowers. “Tulips” give a bird’s eye view of the road, broken up into short measured sections between certain identifiable landmarks like road junctions, cross-roads, roundabouts, flyovers, railway crossings, bridges, schools and other prominent buildings.

THE QUESTIONS
In a Treasure Hunt there are two sets of questions. The first set consists of the Route Questions. The answers to these questions are found along the route.The other set of questions are the Treasure Questions. They are usually in the form of riddles. One has to solve the riddles to know what items (the Treasures) to collect or buy.

ROUTE CHECK QUESTIONS
These questions vary from hunt to hunt. They can be simple and straightforward like asking who lived in a particular house along the route, who is the president of a particular club at a certain kilometre reading or even how many flagpoles a certain hotel has. They can also be tough and tricky, in the forms of riddles, anagrams and even cryptograms. The answers to these questions are usually found on billboards, road-signs, signboards of shops etc. Some of the questions may require general knowledge and familiarity with current events to solve. Others need lots of “lateral thinking”. Below are some examples:

Types of Questions
1. General Knowledge: These are the easiest ones. Famous people, events and places.

2. Anagram clues: Very popular. Easy to set and to solve too. Look out for anagram indicators, any words that convey the meaning of mix or mixture e.g. cocktail, mixed up, dirty, confused, mad, crumpled, deranged etc.
3. Homophones: These are words that sound the same e.g. the once hot “morphin / morphine”. The indicators are ‘sounds like’, ‘I hear’, ‘heard that’.
4. Substitution: Somewhat similar to homophones, but here sometimes whole words are substituted with letters and vice versa e.g. “s” for “ass”, “d” for “donkey”, “o” for “nothing or zero”.
5. Subtraction: Remove certain letters to get answer. Indicators are words like “left”. “went away”.
6. Addition: Reverse of subtraction. Indicators: “went in”, “into”, “needed”, “required” etc.
7. Initials: In this type of questions the answers are derived by taking the first letter of the words in the whole sentence or part of it. Indicators: “heading”, ”originally”, “initially”.

Below are some examples:

Question: BUSINESS THAT BRINGS YOU GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
Answer : ELVIS ENTERPRISE
Reason : Business = Enterprise, Elvis starred in Girls! Girls! Girls!

Question: TRADING PLACES WHERE ALL SIDES ARE EQUAL
Answer : MARKET SQUARE
Reason : Trading Places = Market

Question: I HEAR A NUMBER AT THIS PLACE MAKING A FAIR EXCHANGE
Answer : 141 ( Number on wall )
Reason : 141 sounds like ( hear ) one for one

Question: I WILL LEAD THIS COMPANY INTO DEBT
Answer : OU SDN BHD
Reason : Putting “I” in front of ( lead ) OU makes it IOU

Question: HEARD A HARLOT WAS HERE, SO WE WENT AROUND TO SEE HER
Answer : KLINIK HOR
Reason : HOR sounds like whore ( heard ) but needs W and E around it to become W-HOR-E

Question: A CRUMPLED RED LEAF FOR A DRINK
Answer : FEDERAL CAFÉ
Reason : CRUMPLED = anagram pointer ; FEDERAL is anagram of RED LEAF ; CAFE = DRINK

THE TREASURES
The treasures to be collected can be things one can find along the route like flowers, leaves, seeds and bus tickets but more popularly things one may have to buy from shops or supermarkets. These are usually asked in the form of riddles, so one has to first solve the riddles to know what treasures to get. This is the interesting and challenging and sometimes frustrating part of treasure hunting. Try solving the following Treasure.

Questions:

1. It rhymes with snow
In one it’s hiding
Relieves you if you know
Tangy taste for points you bring

2. I originate as a milky liquid
And over time turn solid
When I was discovered, my producer mingled with nature
But in other places she is the object of man’s labour
From my producer, collect a little of me
But in my solid state, and five points are yours trust me

3. I am one of a pair used by one in a team
Without me my colleague feels he’s lost steam
But knowing man and his peculiar ways
I also grow on trees, he says
If you bring me in natural state
Five points are definitely yours, mate

4. When the body temperature gets hot
Substitute the “s” with a half “$”
A relief for your discomfort is revealed
What we require is that which dissolve in water
And effervescence occur as it changes its state of matter
Each “little tab” you bring to the huntmaster
Will ensure a point for you to gather
Bring the right number for the points you are seeking
And keep these “little tab” still with its original packing

5. To some, zones are suggested
When my name is uttered
To others, I open and close when the need arises
And not to get into a jam, be gentle in time of crises
That which the judges require
Is soft and sweet to fulfil their desire

Answers:
1. ENO, lemon flavour ( ENO anagram of ONE )
2. Natural rubber
3. “Drumstick” the edible pod from a type of tree
4. PANADOL, effervescent ( PANAS remove S and add DOL )
5. ZIP candy bar

HAPPY HUNTING !!! Who wanna join me?? Leave a msg...

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Tan Chee Wai - Hero

Aarrgghhhh... why must this happen to a good Samaritan? A shocking news in a lazy Saturday morning. Really felt disgusted. What happen to our society?

My respect and salute to Tan Chee Wai, a real life hero who lost his life preventing 4 thieves from stealing a car in Taman Megah, Cheras, early yesterday morning. Tan was murdered for his good deed after he was brutally stabbed by the thieves who escaped without the Perodua Kenari car they had targeted. Rest in peace Hero, I salute you for your courage. May you rest in peace. Hope the police quickly apprehend the four blard bastards and punish them their fcuking crime.

KAJANG: He suffered head injuries in an accident 10 years ago which restricted his movements. But that did not stop Tan Chee Wai from stopping four thieves from stealing a car in Taman Megah, Cheras, early yesterday morning. Tan, 31, however, was murdered for his good deed after he was brutally stabbed by the thieves who escaped without the Perodua Kenari car they had targeted. Police have classified the case as murder and are now on a manhunt for the suspects who escaped on two motorcycles. Kajang police chief ACP Rosli Mohd Nizam said the incident occurred about 7am when Tan was on his way to work. Tan was a general worker at the nearby business centre. "He saw four men trying to break into a Perodua Kenari and chided them," Rosli. "For that, he was stabbed at least three times in his chest and abdomen." The car owner who heard the commotion outside her house witnessed the attack on Tan. She rushed to his aid but he was believed to have died at the scene. Rosli said Tan was murdered some 500 metres from his house in Taman Seri Cheras. Tan looked after his elderly grandparents. He stayed with them while his parents lived next door. His grandmother, Lim Ah Lau said living without Tan would be difficult as he saw to their every need. She said he left home earlier than usual saying that he had a lot of work to do. "It was just yesterday that he went to the Kuala Lumpur Hospital to get his medicines," she cried. Tan’s mother, Saw Meng Keow, said her son fell off his motorcycle 10 years ago and suffered head injuries and has been on medication since. "Despite his injuries, he was helpful to everyone he met."
Source: NST and The Star

Friday, July 13, 2007

Picture of the Day

Ooo La la... So succulent and bouncy!!! Hehehee... just like tau fu fa!!!