Stupid Or No Brains, Fucking Parents!!!

Hahaha!!! I not sure the title is too harsh or rude. But I just can't help it when I read last Sunday The Star newspaper on 16-month-old toddler dies after scalding. Maybe the newspaper just wrote half of the story. But WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!! This kinda of news really get my blardy blood boiling!!!

If you all read the news, you will know what I'm talking about. A toddler died just all because his blardy parents fucking paiseh to wake up the staff members of a nearby clinic outside working hours. What the shit, the toddler was scalded on the thigh and chest after he accidently knocked down a jug of hot water. Come on, even adults got scalded, it is damn already painful to bear, for a freaking toddler no need to say lar.... use your logical brain also know lar. The toddler cried and whined the whole night and had fever but his parents still can wait till after lunch, after 2:15pm on the next day only for the clinic to open to let thier son to get medical attention. The toddler was pronounced dead after reaching the hospital at 3pm!! Imagine lar, the toddler suffered from 8:30pm the night before till 3pm the next day. It is freaking more that 12 hours before he got medical attention.

Mahai, dunno where is thier brain, up thier asses izzit? For what paiseh, fuck lah!! When got free drinks or makan, why cannot see you paiseh? When you cut ppl queue or overtake ppl which giving warning, why cannot see you paiseh geh? Really fucked mentality! And lastly, if you all read the last few sentences of the news, the father commented he WOULD HAVE rushed his son to the hospital on the night of the incident if he had a CAR. Diuuuu... no CAR cannot go hospital geh!! Use motorcycle or borrow from the neighbour or worst case run to the hospital carrying your son lar!!!! Small kids also know lar!!

Mahai, really brainless fucking parents. I think animal also more pandai!!! Gosh, really making me pissed off with this kind of news!! Hope this is just half of the story that was reported. Really really hope.. If not, Let SKY keep the parents lar, no eyes to see!!!!

Monday Blues!!!

Haizz... Gosh...!! Today is the first day of the week!!! Weekend seems so far far away. Hahahha... Monday blues has strike me again!! Actually I wasn't down with Monday blues, I had a great weekend although without my seven wives, but due to some unforseen circustances!!! Diu lar.. NiaMaGeHai!!! Why you must make my simple life so miserable and full of emo stress?? Too free issit or you want people to suffer with you together!!! !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*@#$%^&!!!!

But due to my job description which required me to smile often, I need to smile no matter how I miserable or depressed. You all tell me which job description no need your all to SMILE geh!!?? Tell me?? Undertaker?? Hahhaa!!! My good buddy, HHTHJM shows me one secret how to smile whole day with Monday blues bugging me!!!The secret of "Keep On Smiling Although SHits Happen"!! Secret technique which can help you to smile eventhough workload is killing you, feeling stressed or too many initiatives "cascading" down. Please follow the instruction properly, any injuries due to this technique, me and my HHTHJM won't be liable for it!!!Try it on your own risk!!

1. First, go look around your cubicle for 2 paperclips and some elastic bands aka rubber bands.

2. Assemble them as shown in the picture.

3. Then, apply the construction as visualized!!!

Hahaha.... Nice mou?? Now me need to back get to my blardy work with my new SMILE till end of the day!!! Have fun!!

I'm Sorry...I Will Move On

I am sorry...
I really love you so...
How much painful I'm...
I hope you to be happy...
And congratulate on your new found love...
I once thought about hating you...
And I...
But I couldn't...
I thought seeing you suffer would be better...
Than seeing you become someone's lover...
But I'm sorry, it is all my fault...
I think i can love someone else...
Now, I will forget all about your memories forever...
And move on...
I am sorry...

StarCraft II - Hell, It's About Time

Starcraft, arguably one of the best Real Time Strategy games ever made is finally getting a long awaited sequel!!!! Yahoooo.... Welcome back!!! The Zerg, Protoss and Terrans will be back in full force to resume a battle started NINE years ago. Please everybody, give a warm and loud welcome to Starcraft II, the follow up to Starcraft, released in 1998. Hell yeah, Blizzard. It’s about time already to finish the story.

After a teaser announcement, finally Blizzard unveiled the game at Seoul, South Korea today, the land where Starcraft are considered as a national sport. The announcement took place at 2007 Blizzard Worldwide Invitational event, witnessed by thousands of spectators at Olympic Gymnastics Arena, plus thousands of others who monitoring the events via game websites and blog all over the world.

Too bad, there’s no release date yet and knowing Blizzard, it could take some time before you finally get your hands on them. I believe millions of gamer want to relive that “ZERG RUSH!” feeling again.

StarCraft II continues the epic saga of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg. These three distinct and powerful races will clash once again in the fast-paced real-time strategy sequel to the legendary original, StarCraft. Legions of veteran, upgraded, and brand-new unit types will do battle across the galaxy, as each faction struggles for survival.

Featuring a unique single-player campaign that picks up where StarCraft: Brood War left off, StarCraft II will present a cast of new heroes and familiar faces in an edgy sci-fi story filled with adventure and intrigue. In addition, Blizzard will again offer unparalleled online play through Battle.net, the company's world-renowned gaming service, with several enhancements and new features to make StarCraft II the ultimate competitive real-time strategy game.

Starcraft 2 Cinematic Trailer English

Fallin' In Love

Can't you see..
I'm falling in love..
Love is bright and innocent..
With that innocence..
Any envy, jealousy..
Spite or anger can be overcome...
To someone in love...
You can't blame them for it...
That is the great power of love
Doing the greatest thing a human can do...
That's what the meaning of fallin' in love...
Is bearing insults and suffering...

Thought of the Day

PROCRASTINATION is like MASTURBATION. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really just only FUCKING yourself.

Lazy and Tearjerking Saturday

Today is freaking lazy day for me since all my wives is busy and not around to accompany me. I decide to stay in and hangout in my crib. I downloaded a couple of movie from the Internet and decide to watch to kill my time. BTW, I was so lazy I skipped my gym session and got nagged from Mum. Hehehehe.. sorry Mum, I will go to gym tomorrow. Cheers.

I watched both Korean movie title "A Millionaire's First Love" and "Fly, Daddy, Fly" this afternoon. I cannot believe myself, I CRIED watching both of this movie. Koreans is blardy good in making tearjerker and awesome movie!!!! Whole day, my tears keep rolling down my cheek. Luckily, my wives are not with me. If not really really paiseh!! Hahahah!!! Let get back to the movies, "A Millionaire's First Love" is another fucking awesome touching love story after "My Sassy Girl" and "My Girl and I". Truly a nice movie to drown myself in love mood in lazy afternoon. Damn, I missed my seven wives now!!! Hahaha...

This amusing fish-out-of-water romance starring Hyun Bin from My Lovely Sam Soon and Lee Yeon Hee, blardy leng lui. Jae Kyung is a spoilt rich kid and a bit of a slacker. He is in his senior year at high school, but rarely bothers showing up to class. It's not that he has no desire for success, it's just that he knows he doesn't have to study hard in order to get it. On his nineteenth birthday he will become a millionaire, thanks to his late grandfather's inheritance. But, the day before the big pay out, Jae Kyung's family lawyer discovers a hidden clause in the contract. Jae Kyung can only inherit his fortune if he graduates from Boram High School. Where? Exactly! Boram is in a remote part of the Korean countryside, miles from Jae Kyung's cushy little existence. The pampered city boy has no choice but to up-sticks and move to this small rural community - where his credit card isn't accepted anywhere and he can't even drive his sports car! But, amongst all the country bumpkins and backward yokels, Jae Kyung meets Eun Hwan (Lee Yeon Hee) in whom he sees something different, something special, something which might possibly inspire him to change his selfish, arrogant ways and become a better person.

Another movie Korean I watched was "Fly, Daddy, Fly", another touching tearjerker movie on fatherhood. Since HAPPY FATHER'S DAY is around the corner, I recommended to all my loyal kukujiaoman fans to watch this movie. I really LOVE you, Dad!!! This movie starring Lee Jun Ki leng chai from The King and the Clown and Lee Mun Sik. This touching is about an ordinary businessman in his forties, JANG Ga-pil returns home one day to find his daughter sexually molested by some schoolboys, including school boxing star KANG Tae-wook. Realizing that he has no background and money to fight back, he plans to stab KANG on the way to school. This fails miserably, but another student named GO Seung-suk agrees to teach Ga-pil to fight in only 45 days.

Friday Night Out

Gosh, it is Friday night already, seems so fast!! After a week of emotional stress, work overload, brain cramp and so forth, it is finally over. I decide to ask my HHTHJM, half heng tai half ji mui, out for a dinner since she also have been working her ass of this whole week and I was lonely!!! Hahaha... My 1st wife is at Austin, Texas on business trip, my 2nd wife having dinner date with her family, my 5th wife is going back to hometown at Kajang, my 7th wife is attending her yoga class and my secret lover is just landed at KLIA from her Indonesia business trip. Hahaha... You all see how lonely I was, got so many wives but all busy and not around me. Luckily, I still got my closet, HHTHJM. So just me and my HHTHJM will be having dinner tonight.


We head out to look for food around SS2. Just a few days ago, I discoverd a blog that blogs about food, PRECIOUS PEA, I meant just food only and I found out SS2 has many many interesting restaurant. After a few minutes driving round round SS2, we decide to have our dinner at Ho Fun Restaurant, the row of shophouses directly behind Ee Yan Sang and facing the field. Quite nice and relax environment, with your typical restaurant look, nothing fancy. I ordered Wantan Mee with Sui Kau, dried version, Ipoh Bean Sprout and Iced Lo Han Kou and HHTHJM order Wantan Mee with Sui Kau, soup version and Yam Bubble Tea.


During dinner we chat non-stop talking cock whole night, and I just realized that me and HHTHJM did not really have time chat this whole week due to our fucking work load. Hahaha... !!! After dinner with our stomach filled, we hang out at Curve before going home to relax. Tommorow, HHTHJM is going to see "My Fair Lady" with her friends. I think she got addicted after visitng Singapore last week with WY for "Phantom of Opera". Hahahhaa...!!!! That's all from me.. want to take some nap on lazy Saturday afternoon!!!! Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

BTW, photos above is courtesy from Precious Pea. I was so hungry so forgot to take photos myself. Thanks Ivy!!!

One of Seven Wives Tales...

My kukujiaoman fans, you all know about my lovely seven wives rite.. Hahah... Let me tell a story how I successfully kau and marry one of my wives. Which wives ar? Cannot tell lar... It for you all to found out. Fuiyooo... this tale got moral one in the end. You see lar, me so good, put money in you all pocket. Hahaha... Ok, let me start liao..

My wife and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my close friends encouraged me. My wife? She was a dream! Har!! Tell you one secret lar.. my this wife got Angelina Jolie's succulent lips and Jennifer Lopez' sexy ass.

But, there was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. I tell you all lah, she got a body to die for, she got a body like Jessica Alba. Imagine!!! You all can tahan or not, me so innocent also beh tahan. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome ... and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. Wahhh.. JiaLat, how to turn down this offer, like kena 4D nia. So damn lucky, my hormone is raging!!!

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. Fuyiooo.. the panties ar.. no words can describe bout it. Haha.. I don't want to go into details.

I was so happy, anxious and high. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I have make my final decision!!! Nobody can stop me now!! I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. Suddenly, I saw my future father-in-law was standing outside. NiaMaGeHai.. What happen? With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" Haizzz.... Fuyiioohhhhh.. Nearly die!!! Hahahahaa......

So what is the moral of the story?? Jeng jeng jeeeennngg................. The moral of this story is..... ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR !!! Nah, don't say I no put moeny in your pocket and alway remember PROTECTION ALWAY COMES FIRST, remember!!!! Muahahahahaa!!!! Next time, I tell you all my other seven wives tales..... See ya

Oh.. Happy Days..

I met you for the first time...
I wanted to be nice and warm to you...
But I didn't know how to love...
If I want to see you...
I have to get early in morning just to say HI to you...
I have drink plenty of water just so I can accidentally run into you at the toilet...
I can only see you if I'm not hurt nor saddened...
Because only then, could I find out what you like and how you think...
The truth they say is invisible and can be only felt...
You that couldn't be a little more understanding...
Were you all that truthful?
Or was it just entirely my fault?