Yatta!!! Now I'm Great Swordman - Hiro Nakamura

“Every hero must learn his purpose. Then he’ll be tested and called to greatness.” {{{(>.<)}}} (o.o) \(^o^)/

Those words, pronounced by Hiro Nakamura during Heroes episode 1 ‘Genesis’, sound more and more prophetic as we approach Heroes Season One finale. Hiro will soon face a challenge, and the result of that challenge will determine -and hopefully change - present and future events.

During episode 21 ‘The Hard Part’ we’ve seen Hiro facing Sylar, and the impression was Hiro lost only the first round of a long match. What could be even more important is that Hiro’s famous weapon, the sword he stole from Mr. Linderman’s collection, has been damaged, and we all know how important that sword is when it comes to boost Hiro’s self-confidence.

WARNING: SPOILER AHEAD

TV NBC HEROES Ep 22 "Landslide" Behind the Scenes footage. Awesome video - Hiro Nakumura learning kendo with his father.

Men Are From Mars, Women are from Venus

Fact is men and women are totaly different. The fact that we are different is for a reason. We complement each other. Nope, it’s not compliment – it’s complement. Which means like she’s a fork and I am a spoon – complement each other. It’s like shit and flies – guys are the flies and women are the shit. Notice that why guys hang around women. Does it make any sense?

LoL!!!

Remember this. When your girl tells, “We are so different.” Well, that’s absolutely true. She’s got tits and pussy and I’ve got cock and balls. She’s got a hole and I’ve got a stick. She’s got two big round tits and I’ve got two golf balls in a leather bag down in between my legs.

So we’re different physically. Does it bother you? Well, I am glad women are different from me as a man. I like them to be different. If they were muscular and had a cock like me, well what the heck? I have got all they have then what’s the mystery and interest? So I like women because they are different. They are soft, they are rounded and curvy and they got nice bumps at the top and I love the hole between their legs.

But aside from that, women are different from us men – mentally.

Us guys, we were taught to be achievers, selfish, warriors, competing and never show your weakness and to talk about our problems is be weak. So we only share our problems with the closest and most trusted guy pals. And in public with normal friends, we just bluff our way through our issues in life. We seldom have meaningful heart-to-heart chats unless after we get drunk.

Guys would go into their ‘cave’ or be alone to sort out their own problems. Thinking it through and going it alone is the accepted respectable way for us guys. Guys want to have approval from their dads, their male peers and for that they have to prove themselves and to do so, they gotta demonstrate they are tough and can go it alone. Which is why when women start giving unsolicited advice, the men feels that the women don’t approve of them and think they are unworthy or incapable – so they get pissed when a woman nags them (even if it is out of love and concern)

Typically, me and buddies – if one of us is in trouble – he’ll say a few words and we’ll say, “You’ll be okay pal. We trust you will overcome it man!!” We’ll laugh about to show that we are tough and fuck-the-world man!!! To say anything else or otherwise is to insult him and tell him indirectly – we think he ain’t got no balls and he can’t hack it which would hurt him as a macho man.

Women on the other hand, talk as if tomorrow the world would end and this is their fucking last chance to talk. And they talk and talk and talk. They talk to relieve stress. They talk to express their feelings and they talk to get understanding and empathy from their fellow womenfolk. They advise one another and they show concern by offering advice freely and unsolicited advice. Empathy and just listening helps the women feel supported. They want to be listened to when they have problems, they want attention. You don’t need to give them solutions but you need to listen and give them your full attention.

What the fuck man? That’s the secret. Men need different things, women have to take note – no free advice to a frustrated man. Makes him more frustrated. Just let him be, let him go meet his pals and brag about how he’s gonna bash his boss and how’s he gonna conquer the world and he’ll come back ‘A’ okay.

Women however, needs to talk. Let her talk, listen to her, give her full attention. You don’t have to give any solutions, just listen, hug her, hold her, tell her you love her – just let her feel that you are with her. And after she has vomited it out, she’ll be okay. Women aren’t looking for solutions. They are looking for attention and empathy.

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TV Squad Interviews James Kyson Lee of Heroes (aka Ando)

Here is a recent interview with James Kyson Lee (Ando)! He reveals more about what’s going on in the show, his character Ando, and Ando and Hiro’s journey to save the future:

Ando — James Kyson Lee of Heroes


James Kyson Lee has a job plenty of people would love to claim: starring on NBC’s Heroes, one of the best shows of this season, and currently riding a wave of both critical and fan-based praise. However, if you’d asked him a few months ago if he thought he’d be where he is now, he wouldn’t have been able to tell you. Unless he’d been able to peek at a painting or two by Isaac Mendez.Although Lee started out playing sidekick Ando to Masi Oka’s Hiro, he’s definitely come a long way since then. He’s gone from cubicle neighbor, to reluctant participant, to butt-kicking undercover security guard guy, all in the space of one season. He’s also get even tougher before this season is over. It could be argued that of all the characters on the show, Lee has undergone the biggest change, that is if you don’t count Future Hiro.

A group of us caught up with Lee during our visit to the set of Heroes, and they let us interview him in Isaac’s New York artist’s loft. Surrounded by piles of comic books and Isaac’s paintings, he filled us in on what’s been happening with Ando, what will happen in the future, and where his own career is going.

Do we end up finding out you have a superpower?

Lee: That’s the question of the year! I get asked that so many times, and that’s a great question for the show’s writers. We talk about this all the time. I thought it would be funny if Ando gets a power that’s just unique, but random. Like, he can make cheese out of thin air. It’ll be like, “Mozzarella!”

Or he could be like a Karaoke Hawk, and when he gets mad he’d turn all blue and start singing 1980s rock songs from Journey with explosions and glass shattering, and everyone would be like, “Stop! We surrender.” I mean, who knows? You never know what’s going to happen with this show.

You seem to be able to get a job as a security guard at the drop of a hat. Maybe that’s your power.

Lee: I know. Hotel bellhop. I could be changing uniforms every two episodes. I don’t know what’s next. Construction worker? It’s so fun always coming in camouflaged like that and it’s always fun what they do with Ando and Hiro. They kind of come in and save each other at the end of the day.

Did you think that the show was going to be a success when you first read it?

Lee: When I read the pilot script I definitely felt there was something special about it. It was a page turner for sure. I couldn’t put it down. I was really curious and excited to see how it was going to come together. I wasn’t sure how it was going to be shot with people flying and regenerating and stopping time. I thought, “How are they going to shoot this?” But it’s been amazing so far. They do such a great job and in the show we’ve gone everywhere from New York to India to Tokyo and Las Vegas and Texas, and sometimes it’s all created here in L.A. So that’s magic.

What can you tell us about your character when the show resumes?

Lee: When we left off we saw a glimpse of what the future would be like. We saw five years into the future, and in Episodes 19 and 20 you’re going to see a lot more about that. Basically, it’s Ando and Hiro running around in this supposed future and also how some of the other characters have turned out in those five years, so there’s going to be a lot of surprises.

A lot of the people we know of now have changed physically and emotionally and I think Ando and Hiro have to walk through that, and especially Ando. He takes the place of an audience member, thrown into this new world and asking a lot of questions. So there are a lot of twists and turns coming up and a lot of action-packed stuff. There is so much amazing stuff waiting for us. It’s going to be a heck of a final season finale.

Do you ever get to meet up with Hiro’s sister again?

Lee: Good question. Yeah, you know what? I would like to. Probably not this season, but again, we don’t know what’s in store for the final three episodes, but I know that next season they’re planning a whole new world and storyline. I don’t have any idea what’s going to happen there. There are so many things that Tim Kring is thinking about, and what’s inside the writers’ minds? But, I think fans are really in for a treat. I think our last five episodes are going to be out of this world.

When you first came on you were signed as a guest star. Did the writers bump up your part after seeing how you and Masi Oka work together?

Lee: When I first started, I think the writers and producers probably had a much better idea than I did. I personally did not know where this character was headed and I think as the season progressed, Ando has seen a lot of character growth and gone through the most changes throughout the season. He starts out as a realist and he thinks Hiro is like a child living in a fantasy land and as we progress, he witnesses these supernatural events with his own eyes and he slowly starts to become a believer.

By Episode 15 you saw him swap roles with Hiro and spearhead this mission and run off with Hope. His motivation always seems to be helping women for some reason, but he was feeding lines back to Hiro like, “Heroes don’t have regrets. You don’t need to have powers to be a hero.” So that was a lot of fun and we see the roles changing a little bit. As Hiro becomes more burdened with this responsibility, I think Ando gets to have a lot more fun. I see it as the Han Solo to the Luke Skywalker. A lot of people compared us to the Odd Couple and Abbott and Costello when we first started out, but as the season progressed our storylines have changed and so have our characters.

In the scene we just saw, they’re in the sword shop and you went in and bought a sword. Are you taking on the world?

Lee: Yeah, you know, that’s coming closer to the season finale, and basically after we go to the future there is a whole question of how do we stop everything from happening? Basically, our main mission right now is to stop Sylar, but there are a lot of things preventing us from that. So, here goes Ando again with his own crazy ideas, and so we’ll see how it all ends up in the season finale.

So you’re supposed to stop Sylar and not the man who’s going to blow up New York City?

Lee: Yeah, because right now we don’t know who that is. It could be Sylar. It could be Ted Sprague. It could be Peter. There are so many questions, but whoever it is, that’s who we need to stop.

Masi says he meets his future self in Episode 20. Do we meet future Ando at all?

Lee: Good question. I think that’s a question the present Ando has, too, when we’re in the future. That will slowly get answered and that’s going to be part of the key of why we come back to the present and why we must stop what is happening. But when Ando goes off with future Hiro and present Hiro is on a mission to save him, you see a lot of interesting stuff come out and how those two relate together, because future Hiro is very different from present Hiro and Ando relates to them in very different ways.

So you never considered your character to be the sidekick?

Lee: You know, it’s been an interesting dynamic. I think Ando started out as a sidekick and slowly has become the two of us as the Dynamic Duo. They split us up and then we come back together again. One gets into trouble and the other one saves him and vice versa. It’ll really be interesting to see how it continues throughout. It’s special. You don’t really see a lot of characters presented in this way, especially Asian-American characters on primetime television. I think the great thing about Heroes is that we get to add a comedic element to the show, which I believe really separates us from the other one-hour dramas that are out there.

You do bring a comedic element to the show, but you’re also one of the most serious storylines as far as what the ultimate goals and payoffs are. Does that make the job easier for you, that you get to have a little fun through all this seriousness?

Lee: It’s more fun because we get the best of both worlds. It is more work though, and I think it’s important the show have this because we have a lot of action and a lot of drama and sometimes it’s overwhelming. It really creates a nice balance to the overall big picture of what’s going on. I think we get to have a lot of fun in the storyline. The writers love writing for us. Especially with Ando, as Hiro gets more and more serious with this burden of having to fulfill his destiny, I think Ando gets to go have fun a little bit, whether it’s with the ladies or commenting on what’s really happening. So it’s been a fun journey.

Can we expect to see different villains or heroes pop up in the next few episodes?

Lee: Let me see, Linderman was just revealed when we left off and that was a huge, huge reveal. I believe there are going to be some more surprises and I think you’ve learned a little bit more about Sylar too, and how that’s all connected. It’s going to be a lot of mystery leading to the end, how it’s all going to come together. Who is the Exploding Man? That’s the big question. Why does it happen and how do we stop it? It’s going to go more in depth with the characters that are in the present, but also when we go to the future and we meet the future versions of our friends, many of them have changed. Some of them have changed for the better and a lot for the worse.

You’re Korean, correct?

Lee: Yes.

How did you convince the producers when you auditioned for the show that you could play a Japanese-speaking character?

Lee: It’s been a lot of work! What’s funny is that my father used to live in Japan in the late ’60s and early ’70s. He worked there as an electrical engineer and he used to be fluent in Japanese. I grew up speaking Korean and English because my family is from there, but I took a semester in college. This has by far been the most fun though, and also the hardest work I’ve had to put in to learn the language. I work with a coach and we’ve been working together since the second episode, and we have a great working relationship. I have to put in at least six or seven hours a day just concentrating on the language.

A lot of people ask if I learn it phonetically and stuff. I actually learn every single word in the dialogue because I need to have an emotional connection to what is being said and what is going on. So we basically talk about the translation process and talk about Americanisms versus Japanisms, why things are said the way they’re said. English grammar is opposite the Japanese grammar and so you have to learn to flip that, and then on top of that there is intonation and cadences the Japanese have that’s completely different from any of the other languages, definitely from English. So it’s a lot of work, but for me it’s worth it.

I’m actually going to Tokyo in May. I’m doing a 20th Century Fox feature called Shutter and I’m really looking forward to that. That’ll be my first time in Japan and I’ve been wanting to go there for a long time. So I’m very excited for that.

Can you talk a bit more about Shutter?

Lee: Yeah. It’s with Joshua Jackson and Rachel Taylor and it’s a supernatural thriller in the line of Sixth Sense, about a ghost of a young girl that starts to appear in many of the pictures a camera takes and you learn how it’s all connected to the main characters and their past relationships. I play a guy who works for a ghost magazine in Japan and talks about the phenomenon of spirit photography with the lead characters. I’m looking forward to it. It’s a Japanese director named Masayuki Ochiai who did a movie called Infected in 2004. He’s directing this and the whole production takes place in Tokyo, which I think is a huge undertaking for an American feature. So we’ll see. I think it’s going to be a lot of fun.

With the horror element to the film, is it going to be a Japanese-style ghost, a “Ring”-style ghost?

Lee: I think this one is going to be a little bit different, not so much like The Ring or The Grudge, but a lot more psychological. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a movie called The Audition, but it played with your mind a lot, and in this one, I mean I read the script and it was such a great script. This American couple goes to Japan on a photography assignment and end up with what they think is a body, and then later the body is nowhere to be found but the ghost of it starts to appear in all their pictures. They start experiencing all these supernatural events. So it’s a psychological thriller and it also has that element of Sixth Sense. Are the dead speaking to us? Who are the ones who are really alive? Are we in the real world or this alternate universe? I’m just really psyched about going to Tokyo and hopefully will have some off days where I get to sightsee and really just absorb the culture.

You can test out your language skills.

Lee: Yeah, I can test out some random lines like, “We’re going to save the cheerleader!”

Has Heroes been showing in Japan?

Lee: Not yet, but I know they’re planning to. I know we just started airing in England and Australia and then this summer we’re starting in France and so the show is really going international.

Also in illegal downloads.

Lee: Yeah. I’ve been getting random MySpace messages from people in Germany and France saying, “We’re in your fan club here and we love the show!” Amazing.

At this point, James was whisked away to get ready for a scene, and we had to be ushered out because they next stuff they shot was going to be “super top secret.” Curses! We would’ve loved having Claude / Peter’s invisibility powers at that point. On the way out we bumped into series creator Tim Kring who thanked us for stopping by. Hey Tim, no problem. Call us anytime!

Thanks to Tvsquad.com for this great interview!

Excessive Comparison Leads to Own Destruction

Who knows what "compare" word means? Dunno? Lets check the dictionary.

compare
· v.
1 (often compare something to/with) estimate, measure, or note the similarity or dissimilarity between. Ø (compare something to) point out or describe the resemblances of something with; liken to. Ø (usu. compare with) be similar to or have a specified relationship with another thing or person: salaries compare favourably with those of other professions.
2 Grammar form the comparative and superlative degrees of (an adjective or an adverb).
– PHRASES beyond (or without) compare surpassing all others of the same kind. compare notes exchange ideas or information about a particular subject.
– ORIGIN ME: from OFr. comparer, from L. comparare, from compar ‘like, equal’.

When I was small, mum keep comparing my result with everyone around me, my friends, my cousin, my neighbours, the milkman's son, the gardner's daughter and the list go on. I sometimes really hate my mum for doing this to me. But deep in my heart, I know mum is motivating and encouraging me to do better, to strive for excellence. On the hand, excessive comparison sometimes can lead to unhealthy competition between peers. I always believe there is someone who are always better than myself and there is someone who are always worse than myself. And I used to tell my friends that " You see me good, I see you good", if you understanding what I'm talking bout.

Earlier on today, I recieved a call from my close buddy telling me his mother is very ill and maybe cannot make it. I was worried and felt sad for him. I console him try to make him better. I told him that I felt his pain coz my close relative just passed away and I was really down and depressed. But my close buddy, should I call him blardy bastard for once, asked me back did my close relative do this and that for me, did my relative cooked for me or care me like his mother did for him. And I was WTF!!!! Come on, I know she is your mother and both of you are close, but you should not make that FUCKING comparison. NiMaGeHai.. I not sure he how came to this conclusion, indirectly telling me that her mother are more close and important to him compared my relative to me. Diu lar.... although, I and my relative are not close but I felt the freaking loss and I really miss my relative. So bottom line, who the hell give you the right to judge my loss.

Anyway, I know my buddy was confused, stress, sad and down... I forgive him but please do bear in mind, don't take things for granted because you are sad or down and make the mistake again. You will hurt your close one unnecessarily. So cheers... and I hope your mum do get well soon.

Rihanna ft. Jay-Z - Umbrella

I found this song very catchy and nice. I not sure how the hell people can come out a song with title "Umbrella". At the first impression, I thought to myself, which fucker thought of this title and how to blardy to sell this song. But I was wrong, I must admit this song is AWESOME!! Check it out the MTV below and thanks to my half hengtai half jimui intro me this song. No doubt my half hengtai half jimui si beh high taste in music!!! Cheers and ENJOY IT.

We Live In Singapore

Hahaha..... This is very very good video from my kukujiaoman fans from Singapore. Keng mou?!! My fans from Singapore asked my help to promote thier national music video " We Live In Singapore". I must respect my fans request so mah help to promote and blog thier national music video. NKCH... Singaporeans also come here to advertise this national music video. Hahha!! Really kiasu and kiasi!!! Lai lai come and watch this music video. Must give face to Singapore national music video mah, or at least give me face lar...... There is 2 version of the music video. One is MTV version and the other one is sang by Hossan Leong, my ho heng tai from Singapore. Hahahahhaa...ENJOY IT.

WE LIVE IN SINGAPURA the MTV version

We Live in Singapura by Hossan Leong

Tenacious D - Tenacious D

Biting, sometimes base satire and humor populates this 21-cut comedy-rock debut from actor-musician Jack Black and his band, Tenacious D. Sort of like a trashier, more casual and less musical Beck, vocalist-guitarist Black and guitarist-vocalist Kyle Gass, with help from Foo Fighter Dave Grohl, Redd Kross’s Steve McDonald, and Page McConnell of Phish, deliver oddball musings that will appeal mostly to fans of the talented Black, whose earned a following thanks to memorable, frenetic turns in the films Hi Fidelity and Jesus’ Son. The songs and “bits” include the wonderfully, intentionally melodramatic “Wonderboy,” Black ordering “four Chicken McNuggets” on “Drive Thru,” and the funny ode to vocalist Ronnie James Dio, where Black observes, “Dio has rocked for a very long time / Now it’s time for him to pass the torch.” With often intentionally droll and dumb humor smartly executed like a latter-day version of Bob & Doug McKenzie with a dash of Spinal Tap, this more-comedy-than-rock debut is likely to achieve cult status. –Katherine Turman

Album Track Lists:

[MP3 Download]

1. Kielbasa
2. One Note Song
3. Tribute
4. Wonderboy
5. Hard Fucking
6. Fuck Her Gently
7. Explosivo
8. Dio
9. Inward Singing
10. Kyle Quit The Band
11. The Road
12. Cock Pushups
13. Lee
14. Friendship Test
15. Friendship
16. Karate Schnitzel
17. Karate
18. Rock Your Socks
19. Drive-Thru
20. Double Team

One of Seven Wives Tales...

My kukujiaoman fans, you all know about my lovely seven wives rite.. Hahah... Let me tell a story how I successfully kau and marry one of my wives. Which wives ar? Cannot tell lar... It for you all to found out. Fuiyooo... this tale got moral one in the end. You see lar, me so good, put money in you all pocket. Hahaha... Ok, let me start liao..

My wife and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my close friends encouraged me. My wife? She was a dream! Har!! Tell you one secret lar.. my this wife got Angelina Jolie's succulent lips and Jennifer Lopez' sexy ass.

But, there was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. I tell you all lah, she got a body to die for, she got a body like Jessica Alba. Imagine!!! You all can tahan or not, me so innocent also beh tahan. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome ... and did not really want to overcome.She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.I was in total shock and could not say a word. Wahhh.. JiaLat, how to turn down this offer, like kena 4D nia. So damn lucky, my hormone is raging!!!

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. Fuyiooo.. the panties ar.. no words can describe bout it. Haha.. I don't want to go in details.

I was so happy, anxious and high. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I have make my final decision!!! Nobody can stop me now!! I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. Suddenly, I saw my future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" Haizzz....Fuyiioohhhhh.. Nearly die!!! Hahahahaa......

So what is the moral of the story?? Jeng jeng jeeeennngg................. The moral of this story is..... ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR !!! Nah, don't say I no put moeny in your pocket and alway remember PROTECTION ALWAY COMES FIRST, remember!!!! Muahahahahaa!!!! Next time, I tell you all my other seven wives tales..... See ya

Awesome Cool Chair

Did I told you all that me and all my seven wives like to visit IKEA one? Fuyioo... pak tor at IKEA very very song one!! Somemore at IKEA, I always dicussed with my wives which bed is the best value and the most comformtable one. You know why? Aiyo.... what to tell meh? Paiseh lar.... Okie lar... tell mah tell lor.... I tell you, IKEA should give me incentive or free vacation to somewhere coz me very time buy thier beds. I got 7 wives, mah 7 beds lor... And you know how active I am during night time...nyek nyek.. So that's why everytime must dicussed with wives which bed need to buy loorrrrrr....... So paham ke tak paham!!!

Ok, back to our topic of the day, I want show you all this video clip. This video is about this chair, I tell you lar... this chair very keng one, mou tak teng!!! IKEA also dun have!! How I know? You stupid or what, I already ask that blardy IKEA many times. They say dun have mah dun have. They say this video I got one is blardy fake one wor.

So to all loyal my kukujiaoman fans, you all decide whether this video on this chair fake or not? Maybe my eyes play magic, I also dunno. You all decide and tell me, ok. If not fake, we sama sama diao IKEA. ENJOY IT.