Let's FREEZE!!!

Why Freeze for World Earth Day??

The average person globally uses 2255 Watts of power, or a little less than 23 x100 Watt light bulbs. (www.wattzon.org)

Now that's a lot of power to be wasting. Imagine if we could Freeze the daily activities of as many people as we can for 5 minutes. That's a looooottt of power we're saving for the future generations.

If you're at home and can't join us at Sunway Pyramid, no problem. Just switch of all your power at home and FREEZE, in total darkness for 5 minutes.

If you'd like to know more about conserving energy log onto www.wattzon.org
That's where we got educated.

Well that's it then! See ya there!

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My Daily Workup.

Lately, all my beloved seven wives including my others secret admirers complained that my performance in bed has drop tremendously!!! I was dumbfucked!!! I thought I was doing superb at that department. I was down and miserable till I found this exercise that will enhance my performance in bed. Yeahhhhh!!! I exercise 5 times a day and my wives and secret admirers can't get enough of me. Check out the video below. So to all my kukujiaoman fans, make sure you guys try it!!! Nothing to lose!!! Maybe just your balls!!!



P/S: Had an appointment at Sunway Mas which turns sour. Had a quick lunch at Famous Seremban Favorites Restaurant. My favorite char siew and siew yuk fan!!! Mellow lunch. Bump into Shaolintiger and Suanie. Did not say hi as I was rushing back, hope I will next time... adiosss... can't wait for tonight movie!!! Forbidden Kingdom!!! Jet Li and Jackie Chan!!!

Who is better? Mariah? David or Valentina?

David Cook - Always Be My Baby - American Idol


Valentina Hasan - Ken Lee or Without You - Bulgarian version of Music Idol


A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show "Music Idol" performs Mariah Carey's song "Without you" in fake English. The contestant's name is Valentina Hasan, 29 years old. She's from the village of Zvezdelina, in the Kardzhali Province. Valentina's married and "Hasan" is her husband's surname. She currently lives in Spain.

Laugh my ass off on the floor!!! Hahahahaha!!! Keeennn Leeee!!! Without You!!!! Wakakaka!!! BTW, o go David Cook... the next Chris Daughtry?

STREAMYX Freaking Sucks and Troublesome!!!

Helloooo!!!! Thank god my Streamyx is back and running since last Friday!!! Damn it!!! I know everybody also know how bad is our Streamyx services and alway there is someone in Malaysia will be ranting about it. Hey, let me jump into the boat and fucking rant about it. My Streamyx was down since last Friday, so I called up the customer service nicely talk about this. She told me that there is humongous breakdown at their side and I will not need to make any report cause everything will be take care of. She even told me there is 7000 other users having the same problem and Streamyx will be up no time!!! Personally I think this is all crap!!! How dumb of me to trust her!!! Waited till Monday, Streamyx still down. NO CHOICE but to call up the customer service center to straighten thing up and get to the bottom of this fucking problem. Guess what??!!! The person that "entertained" me told me that now the Streamyx is doing fine and I'm the only asshole who still having problem with it. She told me that she will create a report for on this. I was dumbfucked!!! Now only I need a report to be file in!!! AND I FUCKING NEED TO WAIT ANOTHER 2 WORKING DAYS for the technician to look into this problem!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! Then she goes on tell me to check here and there to verify the failure. I was pissed, straight I told her I did all this (which I did not :P) and I been thru this process so fucking many times since I got my StreamyX. She was shocked and quietly process my complaint. Hahahahaha!!!!

Anyway, here comes the fun part, yesterday a technician or should i say subcontractor came over to my house to check on my Streamyx. Verifying here and there and told me that the problem is not from me. FUCK YOU!!! You should know it better and I know it too without you telling me!!! I'm not dumb like you!!! You should fucking checking the port or whatsoever from your side before coming to my fucking house to verify the problem. Please do your homework first before you jump to conclusion!!!! He left and dunno go where fixed the problem. By the evening, my Streamyx is alive again!!! I was happy but it was temporary till my grand aunt from US tried to call us but can't get thru. I found out that now my fixed telephone line is down!!! So let me jump to a conclusion like a unreasonable bastard, I FUCKING SURE THIS HAPPENED DUE TO FIXING MY STREAMYX!!! Streamyx up and now my phone line is down!!! How pathetic!!!

So you folks out there face this kind problem? Tell me what should I do?? Who should I bang for this fucking shit for happening!!! :)

SO FUCK YOU, TMNUT!!! Rage!!! Rage!!! Rage!!!

New BRA makes backless a reality for the BUSTY

There's a certain category of summer fashion that can send any woman unable to dispense with a bra running for the hills. Whether it's something strapless, backless, a halter, or anything else where the sight of visible bra straps is less-than-lovely, these sexy looks seem difficult, if not impossible to pull off if you're not flat-chested and able to go bra-less.

While bra manufacturers have certainly acknowledged the conundrum of wearing a bra with strapless or halter tops and have come up with a host of bra solutions (silicone-lined underwire, straps that go around the neck instead of the shoulders, to name a couple), when it comes to backless tops or dresses, there haven't been any winners. Until now.

Last week, Maidenform unveiled the "Breakthrough Backless Bra," designed by Elaine Cato, the Nashville native who appeared on the ABC show "American Inventor" last June, a sort of "American Idol" for product inventors. While her design for a 6-in-1 convertible bra didn't win the grand prize of $1 million (she was a runner-up), she took home an even bigger reward: Maidenform approached her about manufacturing a design for a backless bra.

"The concept of the "6-in-1" was that we tucked the back wings into the sides of the bra," said Cato via email on Monday, April 7. "Basically it was like the standard convertible bra, able to be worn as halter, strapless, et cetera, but also had pockets to tuck the wing into."

Cato said she came up with the idea when looking for a bra to wear with a backless pantsuit for a New Year's Eve party. "But since I had last worn it, bra-less, I had two children, and my cup size had changed." She couldn't find a backless bra anywhere, so she sat down at her dining room table to design one herself, taking apart one of her regular bras and to create a new backless version, which she further developed on "American Inventor" as the 6-in-1 bra.

But Cato said that her 6-in-1 bra still wasn't the perfect version of the bra.

"The problem with it was that there was an unattractive and unwanted bulge on the sides of the bra that I couldn't get rid of. It looked a bit bulky, though it worked."

Once she started working with Maidenform, she finally had the resources that she needed in order to perfect the design, she said.

"The bra is held up by the shoulder straps," explained Cato. "It is made of lightweight microfiber fabric that is soft to the touch, with seamless molded foam cups that deliver smooth shaping under clothes. Combining that with a two-way stretch technology, the bra provides a maneuverable fit with excellent flexibility."

The bra comes in sizes 34B through 38DD; Cato said that it was designed with a full-figured woman in mind.

"The bra allows women with even large busts to flaunt their sexy backs like never before!" said Cato.

I Gotta Keep On Marching... With My Head Held High...

Lately, it is been a shitty day, shitty week, shitty monthly for me!!!! Damn it!!! Hope I just can fuck it around and get it over with. Really down lately with loads of SHIT and CRAP from all over. Check this song by Paula Deanda - Marching, the lyrics of the song is meaningful and describing my current feeling.

P/S: I also dedicate this song to HHTHJM and my beloved second wife. I know they currently they are going thru some tough time. Hang on and stay strong!!! Gambatte..!!!

Artist: Paula Deanda
Song: Marching

If you only knew
Trouble she's been going through
Could you walk in her shoes
When you ain't got nothing to lose
Say you hope and you pray one day
That you get back what they took away

So you keep on marching
So you keep on marching

So when you feel like the sky is falling
And there's nowhere to hide
Tell me, are tired of that crawling?
Then open your eyes
So we go left right left
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left

They're try to tear you down
But you gotta keep pushing somehow
Baby stand up proud
Don't be just another face in the crowd (Yeah)
No matter what you're going through
There's someone out there just like you

So you keep on marching
So you keep on marching

So when you feel like the sky is falling
And there's nowhere to hide
Tell me, are tired of that crawling?
Then open your eyes
So we go left right left
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left

Hard to cause a miracle
Can't get up just make your move (Yeah)
Don't procrastinate (No no)
Together we will overcome
Marching to a soldier's drum (Ooohh!)

So we go step by step
Step by step (So you keep on marching)
Step by step (So you keep on marching)
Left right (So you keep on marching)
Left right (So you keep on marching)
Ooohh!

So when you feel like the sky is falling
And there's nowhere to hide
Tell me, are tired of that crawling?
Then open your eyes
So we go left right left
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left

So when you feel like the sky is falling
And there's nowhere to hide
Tell me, are tired of that crawling?
Then open your eyes
So we go left right left
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left (So you keep on marching)
Left right left

Where has kukujiaoman been lately??!!!

Where has kukujiaoman been lately??!!! It has been a really fucking hectic and busy weeks with tomb cleaning, tomb raiding and SHITS cleaning when I back to reality of fucking global modern slavery!!!! Damn it...!!! Long story short, promise to post about my trip to the north and Siam Reap later when I settle down....

Went up to the north for Qing Ming and family reunion... Glad to see my aunties all are healthy and happy.


Before going to Siam Reap, found out that I got a bruise on my body... it is fucking obivious!!! Not sure how it got there. Damn it... not sure what caused it? Love bites?? I wish!!! Wakakakaa


Pack, pack and pack after I send out my fucking weekly report... And it was around 1am something and I gotta to freaking wake up at 4am to catch my flight... FUCKING TROUBLESOME!!!


At last, back to Malaysia, showering myself, family and friends with souvenirs and gifts from Siam Reap, Cambodia... Hope you folks love it!!! Mucksss....


Then what happen when I got back to work???? Nothing much!!! I was expecting something fucking shitty to happen when I read my beloved second wife's blog!!! FUCK IT!!! So what happen?? CLEANING ANOTHER PEOPLE'S SHITSSSSSSS!!! THEN CLEANING ANOTHER PEOPLE'S CRAPPSSS!! AGAIN and AGAIN till NOW!!! WTF!!!

Really hope things well get better!!! And shit does really happen!!! NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE these days to other people's SHIT!!! Wakakaka!!!

Emma Watson at the 2008 Sony Ericsson Empire Film Awards!!

Joke on Worthless Wednesday...!!!

Newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pops...but at the bar...you know... they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicke n wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar...you know... there are swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, D*ckhead? Drink your f**king beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf* **ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f*cking going anywhere! Got it, A*shole?"

Wanna go to the Bar after marriage? Think again...

Late pop star Leslie Cheung

Leslie Cheung, a celebrities that I will remember forever. Not sure why he is the only one, I remember his death anniversary till now. Maybe it is the date of his death which falls on April's Fool Day or it is really all about him. I just like his charismatics personality, his nostalgic songs and the movie he acted for. Anyway, I know many fans will miss him forever and his singing and acting.

Fans watch a broadcast of late Hong Kong pop star Leslie Cheung on the eve marking the fifth anniversary of his death at the Hong Kong Cultural Centre.

A visitor from north-eastern China poses with a wax figure of late Hong Kong pop star Leslie Cheung at Madame Tussauds in Hong Kong March 31, 2008, one day before the fifth anniversary of his death.

A fan waves an illuminated stick as she attends an outdoor gathering for late Hong Kong pop star Leslie Cheung on the eve marking the fifth anniversary of his death in Hong Kong.