Better in Time

Sweet song... just sweet as it is...

Yeah!!! Pain Guaranteed!!!

Foresee another hectic weekend with chores to do and event to attend. Got invited to watch International Muay Thai Superfights by MediaCorp. 1st Class sitting. Requested 2 tickets only. Must confirm attendance one ler, si beh lansi. Kekeke!!! Don't be greedy and get myself troubled so just 2 is fine. :) Held at Stadium Malawati, Shah Alam. I'm praying hard that the fighting matches are gonna be gory and bloody as possible!!! Mmuuuuaaahhahahahaha!!! Insane and evil!!! Sure lar.. coz it tagline stated " PAIN GUARANTEED" mah!!! *bluek* The tickets came with a cool nicely design T-shirt made from Thailand one ler and 1 big poster. Keeping my fingers crossed, hopefully more freebies during the event!!! Wakakaka!!! The promoter told me after the Muay Thai, there is a post event at Zouk, KL. Free flow of alcohol? Hahahaha!!! Must go only know lar!!! So who want to drive me there... I dunno how to go ler??!!! If know, no need to ask you folks to drive me there lar.. FARKIU!!! Wakakaka!!! Ok lar... nite nite, time for my beauty sleep!!! Don't fucking call me to wake for peeing!!! I'm watching you!!!

Nicely design T-shirt, reminds of Ong Bak!!!

1st Class, worth around RM125 kua...

Don't play play, made in Thailand one the T-shirt...

Fucking big poster... can keep for suratkhabar lama!!!

Went Out Dating with iluvtina... Just Mellow!!!

Last Saturday was a lazy and slow day. CM busy with her new office relocation, ignoring me!!! Wakakaka!!! Surprise, surprise iluvtina msned me, asking me for lunch for old time sake. BTW, I was really surprised when she told me she is renting a small room at TTDI. Just for RM50!!! Yeah, just fifty bucks including electricity and water. WTF!!! Anyway, she told me she need her own space. That's why she shifted. Totally agree with her. Sometimes we need to be alone. Just be with ourselves. Just me and me!!! Take some time off to recollect myself and ponder on some freaking unnecessary!!! Struggle to live... Live to struggle!!! So which is which??

Met up with her at IKANO. Still the same old iluvtina. Sweet and crazywhacko girl!!! Or should I say WOMAN?? Hahahaa!!! We move around in IKANO, getting her stuffs before headed to O'Brien something to munch and drink. It was fun. Sambil smoking sambil talk cocking...!!!! Hahaha!!! Shit her for offering me ciggies!!! Wakakaka... anyway, glad to know she found someone. Remember she was whining to me when we attend CK's house warming. Whining about the ladies in our gang has someone to be with. But not her. In my opinion, maybe it just not our time. At that time, I also single mah. Got intention to become a monk. A hamsup monk who like to eat meat!!! Wakakaka!!! Fucked and screwed monk, I believe. *winked*

Overall, it was a great lazy afternoon spending time with her. Really missed the old time when we were teenagers. Just mellow. Sweet memories. Glad that I met up with her and know she how doing now!!! So how is her?? Mmmmhhh... long story short... both of our work life is totally screwed and FUCKED UP!!! Just FUCKED UP!!! With same old shits, just different smells. CRAP!!! Wakakaka.....

WALLeeeeeeeeeee!!! Spotted at Sunway...

Met Phat Fabes and Ben at Cineleisure... hey, Ben is quite tall... surprise surprise!!!

James Bond 007 : Quantum of Solace - Trailer

This is a fan trailer for the new upcoming Bond film, Quantum Of Solace. The film will pick up "literally an hour after" Casino Royale's conclusion, when a wounded Mr. White is shot and captured by Bond at Lake Como. Bond is then involved in a car chase in Siena, Italy. White reveals to Bond and M that his organization, Green Planet, has agents in Her Majesty's Government and the Central Intelligence Agency. Forensic evidence of an MI6 traitor leads Bond to Haiti, where he meets Camille, who then helps him find Dominic Greene, a ruthless businessman and a member of the organization. Greene intends to use his government contacts to help overthrow the current regime in a Latin American country, and place the exiled General Medrano as the head of state. Medrano will in exchange give the organization a barren piece of land, which actually will give them total control of "one of the world's most important natural resources". Bond travels to Austria and South America to unravel Greene's plan, staying one step ahead of the CIA, terrorists and M whilst trying to keep his desire for retribution over Vesper Lynd's death in check. Quantum Of Solace hits theatres everywhere on November 7th, 2008.

Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In Maxim

Here’s the scorching hot Nadine Velazquez in the latest UK edition of Maxim magazine. Nadine plays Catelina on My Name Is Earl, and has pretty much solidified herself as the hottest TV sitcom babe right now. And it’s all thanks to photoshoots like this one here and classic TV moments such as this one. Enjoy.

Disaster Movie...

Staring Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, G-Thang, Nicole Parker, Crista Flanagan, Ike Barinholtz.Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Tribute to George Carlin...

George Carlin - Religion is BULLSHIT

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

Irreverent comedian George Carlin, whose profanity-laced skewering of US political and social conventions made him a counter-culture hero, has died of heart failure at the age of 71.

Carlin died on Sunday evening at the Saint John's Health Centre in Santa Monica, California, just hours after complaining of chest pains, publicist Jeff Abraham said. Carlin had a history of heart problems and underwent rehab in 2004 for addictions to alcohol and prescription painkillers.

He died just days after it was announced he had been awarded the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for "American Humour" by the Kennedy Centre for the Performing Arts in Washington. The award would have been presented this November.

"In his lengthy career as a comedian, writer and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think," said Stephen A Schwarzman, the Kennedy Centre chairman. "His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching."

"I've always been sort of anti-authoritarian and I really don't like arbitrary rules and regulations that are essentially designed to get people in the habit of conforming," Carlin said in a National Public Radio interview in 2004.

Born in New York in 1937, Carlin started out as a radio DJ and stand-up comedian and went on to make 23 comedy albums, 14 television specials, and win four Grammy Awards. He was famously against religion and politicians.

"I'm completely in favour of the separation of church and state," he once said. "My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

But his most lasting impact dates from 1972 and his bawdy routine: The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

When he uttered all the words at a stand-up show in Milwaukee he was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, but was later exonerated when a judge ruled he was protected by the Constitution's guarantee of freedom of speech.

However, when a New York Radio station played the routine the Supreme Court ruled in 1978 that the government had the right to censor radio stations.

Last year Carlin was voted the second-best comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor in a Comedy Central cable television station poll of network executive and industry veterans.

Carlin is survived by his second wife Sally Wade, daughter Kelly Carlin McCall and brother Patrick. His first wife, Brenda, died of cancer in 1997, and he himself had long ruminated on the end of life.

"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time," he said.

A fierce critic of modern civilisation, Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that his vision of the afterlife included a "heavenly CNN".

"The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he told the magazine. "Tune in and watch the human adventure. ... That's what I want heaven to be."

Do You See Anything Sexy???

My Lovely Amie and Tomie!!!

I love you, Amie!!! Kawaii !!! GT Queens Ayami Sasaki and Kotomi Kurosawa is the official GT Queens for the 2008 Super GT International Series Malaysia. Ayami and Kotomi, who prefer to be called Amie and Tomie, are ambassadors and key promoters for the event and they would be leading the other GT Queens at the grid presentation on Race Day.

As I promised all the fans of kukujiaomans, let's feast our eyes on Amie and Tomie!!! Komichi des ne!!!! Hahahahahhaa!!!

Amie!!! So kawaii!!!

My Pig Leg....

People alway said break a leg... so I did!!! I break a leg lor!!! Wakakaka!!! Actually, I did not break any leg lar... just twisted my ankle. Badly and terribly!!! It happened last Thursday during a basketball game. Damn it!!! I landed awkwardly as I landed on somebody legs when I jumped for rebound. When I meant awkwardly, it does feel awkward. Like when Eduardo da Silva got his leg broken!!! Wakaka!!! I thought I did heard something snapped. It swelled become like a pig leg. Mum said can cook for dinner!!! WTF!!! KKJM Sr wanted to bring me to see tit ta, which I declined due to bad experience last time!!! I nearly had my tears rolling down my cheek last time!!! Fucking embarrassing!!!

KKJM Sr decide to massage the swell using his special brew Otard, which I dunno where he get it or should I said TORTURED!!! The pain was utmost unbearable. Luckily, I was busy with ice-cream at that time. Wakakaka!!! The next morning, went over to Alam Medic, TSM. Fucking clinci!!! Took me 2 hours to get everything done. Lucky the ointment the doctor give was effective. By afternoon, I was jumping and kicking around but KKJM Sr decide to continue to torture or abused me somemore. I need to get my car repaired at Subang and followed him around PJ. Crap!!! BTW, check out the bruises on my ankle!!! Traumatic and horrifying!!! Must be KKJM Sr's urut punya pasal!!! Now my leg like a zombie's leg. Anyone out there want to help to chop it down??? Hahahaha....

Freaking big swell...

Check out the differences...

Look like something or small creature under my skin... yucks...

Yup, that day I was OKU... orang kurang upaya!!!

Lai lai... freshly cooked pig leg!!!

Another look at my pig leg...

I been abused!!!

Total fucked pig leg!!!