300 The Movie Unseen and Special Version

A movie as stunning as historical poem!!!

The expression of strength and beauty!!!

300 warriors – The counter-attack of Sparta !!!

An ambassador on his way to Sparta, a bloody fight will begin...

This is too crazy !!!

Crazy!?#$%^

This is Sparta!!!

This is also Sparta!!!

This still is Sparta!!!

No matter what, this is also Sparta!!!

You crazy bloke!!!

Aiya!!!

This is SPARTA!!!

Even King himself has to refer to the God...

Please guide us!!! God of the Sun!!!

You siao ar!!! NMKCCB!! Now is night time you call me out!!! Get out lah!!!

Damn that stupid sun!!!
So, the King leads his strongest army and departed...

They met their ally on the way... Yo!!!

This is all you got??!!

Hmmmmmmm!!!

You!!! What do you do?

I am a hero of justice... Spiderman...

What about you?

I am Harry Potter...

And you?

I am the pride of Saiya!!! Hame hame ha!!!

Ha, a bunch of small characters!!

Brothers!!! Tell them what we do!!!

Andy Lau: I just wanna be a good man( Andy Lau’s song title)

This is Sparta!!!

And they reached the dark tower, the Great War began...

Let them know!!!

What is Sparta!!!

I just wanna say, what is this got to do with me!!!

Suddenly...

Imperial march music at background...

Surrender, Spartan!!!

Uh? What is this? Aaaahhhh!!!

Wuuuuuuu!!!

Actually... I’m your father!!!

NOOoooooooo!!!!

I want revenge!!!

This is Sparta!!!

The Spartan army is unstoppable... Finally they come to face the Dark Lord, himself...

Never thought it was you...

Sponge Bob!!!

I lost...

My time has come!!!

Heh!! You are too dumb...

A!! My heart!? You!?

That’s right, this is Sparta!!

Hence the Spartan King live happily ever after

THE END

Happy Family Dinner with Wives...

How to cheer up myself and escape once awhile from this suffering modern slavery? Have a great dinner with my wives!!! Hehehehe...!!! Last Friday night, when everyone leave early to have long Friday night outting, I'm still stuck at my desk with high pile of works. Decide to have dinner with HHTHJM, my second wife and my little Angelynn. Hahahaha!!! Angelynn brought us to Yuen Mei Restaurant in Sunway, near the Sunway Extreme Park, as we can't decide where fill our belly. The restaurant was very very near to my ex-colleague's house, Michael Goh. HHTHJM and my second wife called him and invited him to join us for dinner. Jealousnya!!! Hehehehe...

The restaurant was a little shabby. The uncle and auntie that take our orders were farney, cause the take our orders in English. Deng!!! We ordered Fried Kai Lan with Roasted Pork, Claypot Japanese Tofu, Ham Yui Fa Lam Po and Kam Heong Pork. Hehehehe.. pork here and there, myself and Angelynn was craving for pork!!! No doubt the Kum Po Pork was awesome, highly recommended by Angelynn. Michael came down with some of his pineapple cookies and force second wife to eat his cookies. Damn kau farney, as she dislike pineapple, not sure why myself. But her face turn pale for awhile she had that. We had a great talking cock session and bully my second wife session. Why? We found that she dunno much or should I say have not tried most of our local fruits!!!! *fainted* She have not tried cempedak, nangka, ciku, langsat and the list goes on. The most farney part was she loves fruits which is LONG, BIG and YELLOW!!! Banana and corn!!! Hahahhahaa.. great dinner!!!

Three sisters, HHTHJM, little Angelynn and second wife busy deciding what to order...

Cover, cover, cover!!!

Fried Hong Kong Kailan with Roasted Pork, Ham Yui Fa Lam Po, Claypot Japanese Tofu and Kam Heong Pork...

My first wife's birthday was last Saturday but she was not around. So last Monday, 15 of us including my fifth wife gather and had dinner at Bumbu Bali, Puchong to celebrate her birthday. Great environment and the food is quite nice. I love the setting of the restaurant, really felt like you were at Bali. After dinner, the restaurant presented first wife with a birthday cake, compliments from them after been persuaded and stalked by HHTHJM. Great job!!! I think first wife really enjoy it and nearly cried when she got her birthday cake. So one year wiser already, all the best and good luck to my laopooo........

Happy Birthday, Lao po!!!

Balinese deco...

Nice Balinese deco, before the toilet...

My Bumbu Kambing Rice... Yummilicous!!!

Wahhhh... look so sleepy!!!

Another leng lui busy taking pictures...

Yeah...!!! At last, I got my birthday cake...

The whole table staring at her while she eats...

Girls...

Jokes of The Day - Cancel Your Credit Cards Before You Die!!!

I got this email from a colleague of mine. Here's something hilarious to tickle your funny bone. Hope you guys ENJOY IT!!! BTW, I also dunno when I gonna sau pei wor, so how to cancel my credit card ler??? *scratching my head*

It's all about money for CitiBank Credit Cards even when you die also. They don't care and boh chat. This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. So be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see happening, customer service being what it is....

Ah Seng's aunt passed away last January. Citibank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been RM0.00. Now it was somewhere around RM 60.00. So Ah Seng mah called up Citibank, Ah Kow to kau tim:

Ah Seng: "Lin peh calling to tell you that she died in January."

Ah Kow: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Ah Seng: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"

Ah Kow: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."

Ah Seng: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Ah Kow: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe both!"

Ah Seng: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Ah Kow:"Errrrr...excuse me...?"

Ah Seng: "Did you just get what lin peh telling you... the part about her being dead?"

Ah Kow: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor, Ah Lian gets on the phone)

Ah Seng: "Lin peh calling to tell you, she died in January."

Ah Lian: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Ah Seng: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Ah Lian: ".....(stammer)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"

Ah Seng: "No, lin peh is her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )

Ah Lian: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Ah Seng: "Sure, sure, sure."

(Fax number is given. After they get the fax.)

Ah Lian: "Our system just isn't setup for death"

Ah Seng: "Oh...Like that ar..."

Ah Lian: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."

Ah Seng: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...." *si beh tulan already*

Ah Lian: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."

Ah Seng: "Well,...would you like her new billing address?" (Ah Seng been a gentleman and helpful)

Ah Lian: "Great!!! That might help."

Ah Seng: "Nilai Memorial Park Cemetery at no. 99.." (North South Highway and plot number given.)

Ah Lian: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Ah Seng: "Ya lar.. You said you want bill her mah. Lin peh mah give you her address lor... BTW, what do you do with dead people on your planet???"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Have a great Tuesday!!!

Movie Surprise Day!!!

Who wanna watch Hula Girls with me? Free tickets if you redeem the tickets at 6pm on 13th August 2007 at Cathay Cineplex Damansara.

The Best Rojak and Cendol in Town...

Boss, ais besar tak?? Tunggu ok!!!

Fuyioohhhhh!!! Damn kau long the queue...

Mai mai, ambil you punya cendol...(still using the hand grind machine)

Long queue for both rojak and cendol...

Yesterday after my gym and briefing for Menara Hunt on Sunday at KL, Handsome Guy and I decide to looked around to have something to drink at Subang. Look here and there, then saw many people were queueing dunno for what. People queued up for thier crazed of rojak and cendol. I remember a friend told me that this cendol and rojak were the best in Subang Jaya. Not sure how true is it. Just look the pictures, no play play one!!! Handsome Guy and myself just had each a bowl of cendol and decided to skip the rojak since the queue is damn kau long!!!! Maybe next time, I will come back and try the rojak. You guys tried before the rojak? Any comments?

Nokia Mooncakes from Starbuck...

Mooncake Festival is just around the corner. Nowadays, there are so many varities of mooncakes on the market now. The latest one is Nokia mooncakes from Starbuck!!! The special gifts for mooncake festival. It looks innovative and appetizing too. The only thing that I'm wondering about is the prices. This spectacular moon cake must be expensive!!!

5 Things You Will Never Hear A Women Say...

Last few days ago, I hanged out at my favourite bookstore, MPH in Subang Parade to get my monthly dosage of magazines. Left the company at 5:30 pm sharp and drove down there, had a coffee break before proceed to the bookstore.

A article in a magazine caught my attention. Not sure whether I still remember the details clearly or not. It is about 5 things you will never hear a woman say. Not sure how true is it. I will let you girls and boys to tell me how true is it.

Here goes...

1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2. Oh! This diamond ring way too big, honey!!!
3. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
4. Skip the foreplay.
5. Let's have sex!!!

So how true or accurate are the statements above? I believe no.4 and no.5 are quite true unless they are rushing or have a blardy good mood!!!! So what you all think??