Kim Ah Joong - Maria

Let's rock the joint and bring down the house!!! One of the soundtrack from 200Lbs Pound Beauty. ENJOY IT

Starry Night

van Gogh - Starry Night over the Rhone

Crawling to me like a dream...
My little star up high...
Dazzling my eyes...
Shining brightly...
Falling on my shoulders...

Don't be sad anymore...
Holding my hands tightly...
Caressing my wound...
It embraces me warmly...

The wind knocks on the window...
Over the room as small as me...
Twinkling stars so beautiful...
Filling the room with love...

Don't be hurt...
Caressing my wound gently...
Embracing me to sleep...

Too hurt for my legs to walk...
Eyes so blurry with tears...
Before love never meant for me...
I will keep on smiling...

Dear moments with you...
Buried deep in my heart...
Like those stars embroidered in my eyes...
I will LOVE you forever.

*Dedicated to all my love ones*

Impak Maksima - Malaysia Version of Initial D

Fuyiooh... Now we got our own Malaysian version Initial D or Fast and Furious: Toyko Drift!! Our local movie industry came out with a movie called Impak Maksima, which also know as Maximum Impact!! The trailer begins with cars blardy drifting here and there in KL city center at night. Haizz.. dunno got uphill or better still downhill race or not at Genting. If got also, sure the movie will be over budget. You all know why?? Coz they alway needs many many new cars, as their cars alway masuk longkang or worst, masuk gaung, coz tarak skill drifting!!! Hahahhaha!!

Our local well known drifter Tengku Djan and his red fiery heavily modified RWD Proton Waja also make an appearance in this trailer. An Ahbeng yellow AE86, also got in that trailer, otherwise it’s not ‘drifting’ anymore. Thank you, Initial D, for popularizing Toyota AE86 despite of its age. Dunno our Drift King, Keiichi Tsuchiya, got cameo in this movie or not!!!!

From the trailer, if listen properly, you can hear this phrase...

"Orang nak main kereta, lu pun nak main kereta! Lain kali kalau tak ada duit, jadi Mat Rempit aje lah! "

Hahhahaha.... let's cut the crap and watch the trailer. Hope you all ENJOY IT. Cheers..

Malaysia Really Sure Boleh - WTF!!

I was surfing and reading some interesting article from The Star Online, then something really caught my attention. WTF!!! Malacca, the historical city of Malaysia, gonna have the largest bowling alley in Malaysia!! Nia mah, sai ng sai ar?? Really or not!!

From news, it stated that Malacca as tourism destination will become more keng chau if got this state of the art and the largest in Malaysia bowling alley. Fuyioooooooh... Later no more people will say Malacca famous for its satay celup or A Famosa jor, later Malacca will become famous for its bowling alley, best in Melaka, Johor and some say Singapore!!! The bowling alley situated in Ayer Keroh will have 52-lane one more keng chau than 50-lane bowling alley at Megalanes in Prai and this cost the gaoment between RM6mil and RM9mil. That's why gaoment alway bocor here and there lately, coz they need to support this bowling alley.

Not sure later, this bowling alley gonna be white elephant or not. I don't think people will go there to play bowling, I think they prefer going for sight seeing this historical place and bang balls. I still can remember, last time I visit bowling alley at Senyum Supermarket and Mahkota Parade, both of the place also pak wu yeng one. Haizz... really no eyes to see and let sky keep the bowling alley and gaoment!!!

Nia Ma!!! Malaysia Really Sure Boleh!!

Freaking Long Survey

Wahhh sehhhh... This Belle really, realy free one!! To show her support for me and my loyal kukujiaoman fans, she go tagged me with her 60 question survey!!! YES, you heard me 60, enam puluh, sixty, roku ju!!!! Damn jia lat!!! Belle, you dunno this my first time kena tagged ar?? I'm still a blardy virgin!!! Oit, I mean still virgin kena tagged, not virgin in that sense. Hahahaha.. If I'm still a virgin in that sense, all my seven wives sure suffer kau kau one, then later give me wear large large GREEN hat!!!! Tai Lok Mo!!!! Geeezzz.... Let's get it done!!!

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
` Somemore who lar.. sure all my 7 wives lar..!!!

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
` For what, I got seven wives to carry my groceries for me mah..

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
` I think cock talker ^^

4. Do you take compliments well?
` If my kkj stands means I take compliments well ar??

5. Do you play Sudoku?
` What is that? I onli play with my 7 wives..

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness,would you survive?
` I cannot survive without my 7 wives, I need some love...

7. What song are you listening to?
` Maria by Kim Ah Jong, later i post it..

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
` Hotel consider camping ar?

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
` Play masak masak with my 7 wives!

10. If a person you really liked was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you?
` Kasi spanar lar, not sure my wives will agree..

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
` As long I can eat pork everyday..

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
` Need to ask my wives bout this

14. Use three words to describe yourself.
` love seven wives

15. Do any songs make you cry?
` If my wives sing, I sure cry..

16. Are you continuing your education?
` If my wives let me lar..

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
` Gun, sure lar, if not my wives will be mad at me!!!

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you’d grab?
` all my 7 wives!!*ruuunnnnnnnn*

19. How often do you read books?
` Playboy also consider book?!

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
` think present lar how to entertain my wives

21. What is your favorite children’s book?
` dun read children's book, only Playboy

22. What color are your eyes?
` brown

23. How tall are you?
` why you need to know, as long me taller than my wives

24. Where is your dream house located?
` for wat tell you, want to stalk me ar?

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
` No, cannot fit me and my 7 wives..

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
` Diu, dunno what is tat..

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
` shit hole!!

32. Do you like mustard?
` ma de, malaysia hard to find lar..

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
` can choose both ar?

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
` i look like myself..

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
` depends on my wives and wat we do there ^^

36. Can you do the splits?
` cannot!! kkj pain!!

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
` My Sassy Girl!

39. What did you do for New Year’s?
` gangbang with my wives

42. Do you own a camera phone?
` .....

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
` Nagging is cheering?

45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
` my name is kkjm, figure out urself

46. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?
` depends how active are my wives at night!!

48. Do you like care bears?
` Bunny like Playboy can ar?

49. What do you buy at the movies?
` ticket lar.. takkan DVD!!!

50. Do you know how to play poker?
` sure lar.. I love to poke my wives!!!

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
` seatbelt use for what?

52. What do you wear to sleep?
` Not sure, need to ask my wives..

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
` eerr.. 7 times have wedding dinners can consider ar??

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
` no count.. Love eating

56. Do you always read friendster bullettins ?
` what is that? friendster got news one meh?

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
` Can i be seriously funny ar?

59. Ever been to L.A.?
` U paid me to go ar?

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
` I just had nen nen, no cookie!!

*Sweating* NMKCCB... Damn long list!!!! Haizz.. now need to tag ppl, but me lazy!! Don't want to tag lar..!!!

www.beechybelle.com

Hahhahaha... Today morning, I have nothing to blog about and good mood. So I decide to promote promote my another secret lover punya blog, beechybelle, she just shifted her old blog from friendster to this blog. I have not yet link her blog to my blog, coz I was lazy!!! Hahaha.. that why now help to promote!!! So must give face give face, at least give me face mah, my kukujiaoman fans must help to me to kau her, k. Hahhahaa... To all my kukujiaoman fans and all my wives, lai lai we go support her. Thank you, thank you....

*this post is sponsored by kkjm*

Before & After Marriage

Update: Thanks belle, for curied my blog, but I actually got this from an email. Paiseh paiseh!!! But I do really really like her comment and she knows I love all my seven wives!! Lol!! Muckss... THanks for the great support...
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I got this email from HHTHJM to brighten my my day, checking on me, do I treat all my wives the same way I treat them before and after marriage. I told HHTHJM, sure 110% I treat them the same way I treated them before... Hahahahaa.... So do we treat our better half the same as before or not? Take some time to ponder, do we? Let's cut the crap and check the email I got for HHTHJM... This is quite interesting and really creative... First, you all must read from up to down for before marriage and down to up after marriage!!! ENJOY IT!!!

Before marriage,

kkjm: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Laopo: Do you want me to leave?

kkjm: NO! Don't even think about it.

Laopo: Do you love me?

kkjm: Of course!

Laopo: Have you ever cheated on me?

kkjm: NO! Why you even asking?

Laopo: Will you kiss me?

kkjm: Yes!

Laopo: Will you hit me?

kkjm: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

Laopo: Can I trust you?

kkjm: Yes.

Now after marriage, you can read it from below to top!!!!

Love Me Not...

After meeting you...
I learnt that coffee and cigarettes...
Must be together like us...
And a cigarettes must be with a lighter...
I could've written down letter by letter that...
I love you...
I love you...
I love you...
Then what would you have said?
You can think of whether I say is a lie...
Because I just adding one more to the countless lie I said to you...
If it was fate to meet you...
Then could you come to where I am?
I will wait for you...
Until the day you come to me...
Even if you never come...
I will still waiting for you just to feel your warmth...

Crappy Monday Bluess...

CRAPPY Monday blues just got me haywired and brain cramp. Had a really really slow and tormenting Monday!!! With the workload, freaking traffic during rush hour and a blardy wet Monday morning!! Hahaha... nothing to blog actually coz I told you already, I having a blardy brain fucked!!!!! So you all blardy understand or not!!! Geezz..!! As a result, I decide to spam my today blog entry with music video by Back Dorm Boys from China!!!! You all dunno who are them ar?? Hahahaa... Nvm, let's ENJOY the music video and let it fill my brain with serenity. I do really need it.. Hahaha, talking craps and chicken shits!!

Back Dorm Boys Remix

Love Me (Backstreet Boys)

That Way (Backstreet Boys)

Bu De Bu Ai

Riding Up Genting in Initial D Style...

I not too sure whether the driver of the White Honda EK and the car that recording this video got died at the end or not. Hope they do really died in the end!! Hahaha!! So cruel of me. Why I say like that? They blardy endanger the lives of other road users. But anyway, it is awesome video showing the Honda EK going up Genting in ala Initial D style. BTW, near the end of the video, there is a Mercedes C200, which tried be to act macho, also drive fast up Genting to out run the car followed him with camera. In my opinion, the driver's skill sucks big time compare to the Honda EK and the car that is doing the recording. What do you all think ler?? Hahahhaa!!! ENJOY IT and good night!!!