Happy Mother's Day, Mum!!!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

Mum, thanks for everything since the day I'm in this world till now. I'm nothing without you though sometimes you make me suffer once awhile. Hahahahha!!! Just joking. So your kkjm son decide to drown you with numbers, Sudoko more precise. Hahahaha!!! Hope you enjoy it and helps you to pass time!!! Happy Mother's Day, Mum!!! Dinner?? Let me ask, Sis to belanja us next week, ok...

Special She, You'll Always Be My Baby

Lately, David Cook's Always Be My Baby seems linger around me and got stuck in my head. Everywhere I go, magically I will sure hear this song playing in the background. In the car, while working or resting on my bed. Reminding me of special someone, special she. So this freaking lovely song is just for her and hope she understand how I felt. ENJOY IT, dear... BTW, I love this song, dunno why. Just don't ask...

Artist: David Cook
Song: Always Be My Baby

We were as one babe
For a moment in time
And it seemed everlasting
That you would always be mine

Now you want to be free
So I'm letting you fly
Cause I know in my heart babe
Our love will never die
No!

You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

I ain't gonna cry no
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave girl
I will not stand in your way
But inevitably you'll be back again
Cause ya know in your heart babe
Our love will never end no

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

I know that you'll be back girl
When your days and your nights get a little bit colder oooohhh
I know that, you'll be right back, babe
Ooooh! baby believe me it's only a matter of time

You'll always be apart of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my my baby....

You'll always be apart of me (you will always be)
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
And we'll linger on (we will linger on....)
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you're never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

Always be my baby

Shake Your Booty, Prime!!!

Check out Optimus Prime takes the floor! Doing the Evolution of Dance...

SKYNET is Borned??!! Asta la Vista, Baby...

Modular, shape-shifting robots get right back up to creep you out!!!



We've seen a number of modular, reassembling robots already, but that doesn't make them any less unnerving, especially when we see them doing their thing on video. As you can see for yourself after the break, this latest batch of bots from the University of Pennsylvania seem to be capable enough, with them able to be kicked apart and find their way back together again, albeit somewhat slowly. That's done with the aid of a camera that seeks out the unique blinkin' lights of another robot, which it is able to dock with using some magnets and then start the search for another bot all over again, eventually forming into a slightly unstable walking robot (be sure to stick with video 'till the end for that).

Joke of the Day: What Would You Have Answered?

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,'Boy, what is your problem?' Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade.'

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?'

The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Boy, after a moment said, 'Legs.'

Ms. Neelam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Neelam: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?'

Boy: 'Coconut'

Ms. Neelam: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'

Ms. Neelam: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: 'Shake hands'

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Who am I?'

Boy: 'Tent'

Ms. Neelam: 'A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Who am I?'

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'

Ms. Neelam: 'I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Who am I?'

Boy: 'Nose'

Ms. Neelam: 'I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Who am I?'

Boy: 'Arrow'

Ms. Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?'

Boy: 'Firetruck'

Ms. Neelam: 'What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u donʼt get it u have to use ur hand?'

Boy: 'Fork'

Ms. Neelam: 'What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?'

Boy: 'SURNAME'

Ms. Neelam: 'What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?'

Boy: 'HEART.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

p/s: FUCKING BAD DAY for me!!! So stay out of my sight whenever you see me coming!!! Feel my wrath!!! Damn it!!!

HEROES SEASON 3 SPOILERS - Updates...

That’s right! Here is a few updates on HEROES SEASON 3 SPOILERS from ‘Insiders’ and, as good measure, a couple of new spoilers from TvGuide and E!online....

WARNING! SPOILERS

When Season 3 starts we’ll see:

Noah Bennett
Currently incarcerated and at the bottom of Level Five in the company facility. Jack Coleman: “I think there may be an escape in the offing, but at a cost.” Surprisingly, Noah might not be considered one of the villains at the forefront of the upcoming season. Jack Coleman: “I think I’m probably more likely to be hunting them.”

Hiro
Firmly planted in Yakamoto Industries .
Hiro’s more the guy who starts out wealthy and comfortable and is very unhappy taking over his father’s business and needs the quest. That’s his destiny.

Claire
Trying to use what she has for a greater good rather than just blend in and be anonymous.

Mohinder
Not as mild-mannered as he once was

Joy
Look for a new villain named Joy. Her power is super-speed—she’s lightning-fast, like the Flash. Hiro meets her in a museum. He asks her if she has powers and if she is trying to steal some art. She convinces him she’s on the up-and-up…and then makes off with a bunch of paintings. She’s described as a nymph-like character with the speed of a cheetah on, er, speed.

Reality Bites...

Lately had succumbed into unraveled fantasy which at the end, reality bites back hard on me. Fear it will come one day and it did came true. Head on collision which had me hanging on to my dear life. Nearly suffocated, drowning on my own blood and lust. Unfazed but shocked. Fear kept growing profusely without me noticing it. Wanted it to stop growing once and for all before too late, giving birth to hatred. Another milestone in my life which I need to ponder and learn from it well. May I will become better person tomorrow.

The Truth is... I Am Iron Man

Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales Marathon is Back!!!

OMG!!! Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales are everywhere!!! Cash??? Loaded!!! Credit cards??? Loaded!!! Si Lai (auntie) instincts??? Loaded!!! My balls??? Loaded.. errmm I mean always with me!!! I miss out the last weekend warehouse sales craziness for Fila, Loreal and Metrojaya, but no sweat, for this Labour's Day offday, I shall be prepared!!! I will come, see and conquer it!!!! Shall ravage and plough like a mad man with insticnt and experince of beribu-ribu si lai !!! Wakakakaka!!! So you folks out there, care to join me in sales marathon tomorrow? Drop me a message!!! BTW, check out here for more details on the warehouse sales...

Kkjm's Yearly Performance Review

What those words on yearly performance review REALLY mean. Let kkjm translate for you folks what he understand. It will be a mind-fucking for you!!!

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATIONS SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody what she/ he does
7. QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make any decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speak common English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT - Lucky bastard or bitch
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER MINDED - Back stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't any job elsewhere
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION or ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. GREAT VALUE OF THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time
19. RELAX ATTITUDE - Alway sleeps at desk

Hahahahahhaha!!!! FUCK, now I know why I did badly in my last performance review!!! Damn it, should know better if I got to read this earlier!!! And lastly, please do get a dog if you want loyalty as I only fucking for money!!!! $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$ ka ching $$$$$$ No more other than that coz kkjm the greatest said so!!!