Jose Mourinho Kena Sau Pei Jor...

SHOCKING NEWS!!! Everyone talking about it. Chelsea have confirmed that manager Jose Mourinho has left the Stamford Bridge club by 'mutual consent' after three trophy-laden years at the helm.

HardTalk: Dato Seri Syed Hamid Albar & Sarah Montague

Words to describe the videos below? CRAP, CRAP and CRAP all the way and maybe SHITSSSS along the way!!!

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

Anyway, here's the interview between Sarah Montague and Dato’ Sri Syed Albar that has been as verbatim as possible:
Sarah Montague(M): Dato’ Sri Syed Albar, Welcome to HARDtalk
Dato’ Sri Syed Albar (A): Thank you very much

M: Is it time to change Malaysia’s laws and treat everyone the same?
A: [garble]... when you talking about looking at everyone, we are looking at nation building. The most important thing is Malaysians feel they are Malaysians. We recognize our diversity as the source of our strength, there is no need for us to change the laws, the laws has able to exercise the unity, we are able to act as Malaysia. And I think is happening. Process for Malaysian building is not a short process. We came from a very divided society that was recognized by economic functions, living in a very poor living standards. So I think we have tackled the issues....uuh in the way that will bring peace and stability at the same time people are able to share prosperity of the country. And this is happening. (what is happening??? What issues did you tackle???)

M: But there were laws that were originally brought in to help Malays who were ...basically to tackle poverty. There might have been some justification for them at some time, but since poverty has been tackled, illiteracy has been eradicated, what's the justification for treating generations old of [garble]...ethnic Chinese and Indian who has been in Malaysia for generations, why should they be treated differently now?
A: I think...erhh ...when you are looking at it from a detached point of view, you may be seeing it in that way. But if you look... [garble]…In reality, what is happening is that the economic growth of the non-Malays is faster after the new economic policy than before. The share of the economic cake is bigger, deeper and wider than before. So it is not, uh...it is not as if...you're looking at a theoretical, conceptual thing. You are looking at the realities on the ground. On realities of the ground...if you look at the household income between Malays, Chinese and Indians. Even the Indians have got better household income than the Malay. So I think...if you take it out of its the ethnic dimension, then u will see that it is the function of any government to have the less fortunate, to make sure that they divide that is based on ethnic... division can be overcome.. and I think we have done that quite successfully...
(what have you done successfully? the NEP does not even help the poor malays but has only served the rich to be richer. And the question isn't even about that, it's about WHY should non-malays not share the same privileges? I would like to see the household incomes statistics.)

M: But what...okay let's take a look at access to university.
A: Mmm...
M: Is it fair, as it, uhm as in it's easier for Malays to get into university than it is for ethnic Indians and Chinese?
A: I think the question...maybe the begining uh I think it's the same thing in UK or any country that start to build a nation when u see the disparaty, the education opportunity, what we wanted to do was to create the opportunity. How you avoid seeing people living in the rural area with less facility [garble/cut in by M] complete....

M: But you don't have the [incomprehensible], you don't have the problem any longer. It's difficult to... [cut off]
A: We do have, we have, we have...at present days it's based on merit. it is based on merit. Uhh I think if you look the university...our democralization (i didn't know such a word exists) of our...of the...education. You have to look in total. The number of students in Malaysia. I think people who see it from outside will try to aggravate the situation and say, "Whoa, there is disparity in the situat... [cut off]
(LOL...he thought he could placate her with the generic answer of malay people living in rural areas as a reason here. There are chinese and indian people living in rural areas too.)

M: But does...but but...but it doesn't just seem like people from outside are saying this; it's people within, it's the ethnic Indians and Chinese
A: I think you have to see it this way...
M: ...in Malaysia
A: I think you have to look at it this way, I think you know without getting excited about it or emotional about it. Look at it at in a fair balance. If you look in term of total number of students...of all the universities in Malaysia. There are still more non-Malays than the Malays. And this should not be an issue that divide us. I think ultimate, we have done, we have tackled all issue step by step and it's working. I think for Malaysia it is working wherever we see there is disparities. At one time the scholarships are given to Malays, the government scholarship were given to Malays now it is open to non-Malays also. So all this thing has been dismantled... [cut off]
(She asked whether it's easier for Malays to get into local universities, why don't you just tell her it's true? Even gov scholarships are given to Malays first as priority)

M: But what about government contracts? Government contracts?
A: For your information, the contracts that are enjoyed by the Chinese in absolute term, uh, non-Malays is bigger than even the Malays. If I have a piece of land that is 1 acre in a rural area, that one piece acre of acre of land may be valued at Rm10000 or is valued at 3000 USD, but we have 10000s ft of land in the urban area that will cost millions. So we do not look it tha...we are building a nation, a nation that has been less divided being recognize through economic activities now that is..now that is building on common factors amongst us. (Uhm..what does land have to do with government contracts being served to the Bumis first?? And the contracts are enjoyed by the Chinese in absolute term? I dare you to air this on national TV in Malaysia.)

M: But do you not accept that you are in danger...of...that...that there is rising resentment amongst ethinic Indians and Chinese because of this situation [she is referring to the bumiputera privileges] that's persisting when they don't see it need to persist any longer.
A: I...I think there is lot more discussion, open discussion, but they do not misinterpret that open discussion among the races as something negative. It shows the nation have reached a certain maturity. We are questioning thing that before we have taken for granted. The Chinese are looking at what more can they get, the Indians are looking at how they could improve. I am not saying that...there is no problem but for outsiders to come and tell us, "oohh, we [garble] there is going to be racial tension, there is going to be problem - NO. I think you just witness the 50th anniversary of independence. I think it is that sense of belonging and ownership. And it's up to the Malaysians to subsequently to dismantle whatever because eh... [cut off]

M: But how...but how is that ethnic Indians and Chinese feel a sense of belonging when then...right from the very top then, they can't get access to this top cabinet post?
A: Is...whose...who told you that?
M: Wh..when was the last time that senior cabinet post was held by ethnic Indian or Chinese?
A: What do you mean senior cabinet post?

M: Since 1973, the top cabinet posts - Prime Ministers, deputies, home affairs, Internal security, defense, foreign and finance, education, trade and international trade - 1973 is the last time any of those post is [indiscernible] by Malay [cut off]
A: I can argue the same way with so many countries, I can ask the same [cut off]

M: Yes but we're, we're not talking about other countries, we're talking about Malaysia. Other countries can deal with the problems of their own. How would you... I mean, that is..I mean, do you recognize that as a problem?
A: No, no..[cut off]

M: You talk about sharing power, there is [cut off]
A: Now ..now let, let me talk to you in the way that is most...that you do not get excited, that you do not get upset about something you do not understand. Let me tell u this, whenever we want to do something it is important for us to look at other countries. That's where we learn that's how we lead from. Democracy does not come by itself. It comes because we look at the examples of other places.

M: Okay..(You can see that by now, Montague is looking rather frustrated)
A: ...So let me say that in the case that, the most important this is, there will come a time where the Chinese, the Indians and the other races in Malaysia have accepted the arrangement, how can somebody from outside come to tell us.."oh.."

M: You mea..you mean this situation is fine because nobody is saying anything about it.
A: No no..not nobody is saying, if, if they are able to..if the opposition are, if they are able, all the Chinese parties decide to get together and to change that thing, there is nothing under the law to stop it...That why I am saying..!

M: Do you not think it's a little odd that the senior post in the cabinet post in the last 30 year have been held by non-Malay..?
A: I, I don't think, I don't think so..this is a democratic system...each one of them have agreed in a coalition to work together. It is well and good for somebody to say that.... (Very democratic indeed...)

I had enough, I couldn't stand listening to Albar's bumbling dodges of Montague's questions. His explanations can be concluded into "it is the way it is in our country so foreigners should not interfere" in the midst of all the incongruent answers given. Granted, I can understand that foreigners should not interfere with a nation's policies, but the questions posed by Montague are not uncalled for. They are very valid and are exactly the questions I, as a Malaysian, would ask.

Heroes Volume Two: New Promo Video !!!

Heroes Volume Two (Season 2) newest promo video. Awesome scenes. Check it out! ENJOY IT!!!

Some videos on the scenes from Heroes Volume Two (Season 2) season premiere.

The Story of The Onion and The Christmas Tree

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her 30s & 40s, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After 50s , they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s , his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s & 40s, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree.! " "A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Geezz.. So True...

Horoscope for September 18, 2007
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
The Bottom Line
People who seem cheerful and jovial initially could turn grumpy later in the day.

In Detail
People who seem quite cheerful and jovial initially could turn into some grumpy campers later in the day when a bit of unpleasant news hits the world around you. Be wary of folks whose smiles could be hiding some temper tantrums right beneath -- it won't take a lot to send them over the edge, and you won't want to be around when that happens! Take a cautious attitude toward anything that seems too nice, kind, or generous today. There are just too many uncertain elements at work.

Let's rock no matter what's going on...

Fucking Ignorance...

Igorance is Bliss. No doubt about it. FUCK IT. Sometimes it really ticks me off, people take me for granted. FUCKING SHIT. Today, had this appointment. This appointment is a ticket to craft a new path in my life. Planned to forgo my stuffs that required for this appointment. But after think think, thought better not letting this opportunity go. Finished my work quickly without wasting much time. And left early. In the afternoon, had another call for another appointment. The call was at the wrong time wrong situation. Declined it, don't waste other people's effort and time mah coz I know I won't go!!!

Hehehe.. anyway, she was sick. Go back together and send to her car. Fucking happy moment for me. Wakaka.. ok ok, back to my appointment. Left early, but many cars already on the road, puasa month mah. Reach my destination. Guard was already give me, no-no as many people already rushing home. Told him politely about my appointment. Go to the receptionist as I was instructed to do but there is no one there. FUCKING shit!!! Waited and asked the guard there. Can't help me. Tried to call up but no respond. Really a bad day!!! Like I was desperate for appointment. Geez. Decided to sau pei and go home by bracing the jam for 45 mins for short distance. Another FUCKING shit!!!

Reached home shout bad words here and there, received call from him, asking why I go back? I was dumbfucked!!! He saw me just now, but I left already when he went over to get me. FUCK You, dude!!! How long should you take to call me back if you found out that I left already. Oh come bro, use your fucking common sense!!! He tried to arrange another time, but I strictly declined it, I was in foul mood and not too desparate to creat a new path in my life. Maybe I wasn't ready yet for a new path. What a fucking shit!! The worse fucking appointment been arranged so far I encountered. Wakakaka.... fucking shit, I ranting nonsense again. Geezz... don't mind me!!! Go to sleep!!! Sweet dreams, dreaming of all the she I know...!!!

Dilemma as A Malaysian...

I presume the election is just around the corner. Not sure about that. Is it true? Recently, saw many other parties pulling voters, asking them to register for those who have not at pasar malam. I, myself still have not register. Paiseh paiseh!!! I always have this assumpation or thinking that one vote from me doesn't make any much different or whether it will cause landslide victory to a certain party. I think our current government already has this election victory in thier pocket. No doubt. It not a surprise, since they are doing a good job in running and maintaining the stability of this country.

But something did knock my head and make me think again whether should I exploit my right as a voter. Rumours been going around. Not sure how true is the rumours. Keeping my fingers cross, hope these rumours untrue!!! Heard Proton has already sold to Volkswagen but the news held back till after election. But dunno true or not. In addition, there will be increases in our fuel and tol fee after the election, although the world oil prices has drop to around 80 dollars per barrel. Really hope this untrue. With our current paid and standard cost of living, it will cause a major setback to our country. Geez... Talking craps again... Must be my insomia think of my workload is getting to me. Wakaka... anyway, this is just my opinion from my point of view. So you guys and gals, already register to be a voter for this upcoming election?

FARNEY Videos to Cure Monday Blueessssssss...

Geezzzz.. So fast Monday liao... Working time, really really freaking boring and troublesome!!! Wakaka... still have no finish watching my stash of porn!!! Damn it!! Crap.. Anyway... I was lazy today, so go surf to find some entertaining videos to cure my Monday bluess.... Today, I present you guys and gals with Hokkien damn kau farney videos. ROFL..!! So laugh till tears also come out and stomach pain if you understand Hokkien language lar!!!

First, I present this special video, really really special video. This video talk about how I spend my JIPABAN (RM 1million). I really need to dream more often. Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

Second video I present will be a snippet of Titanic in HOKKIEN version. This video is super funny but the quality abit low!!! The man thinks that the lady is staring at him, so he says "What are you starin' at?" The lady says "I'm staring at the sissy". And the fight goes on as the man claims he is not sissy even though he said that his whole family is saying him sissy. Wakaka...

And lastly, a video from a famous Taiwan show, hosted by Jacky with vulgar language included. Don't play play!!! Laugh till your jaw pain....

Okay, back to work.... no more ularing, fighto fighto fighto!!!! GAMBATTE!!!

Iron Man (2nd May 2008)

Alright, another superhero movie in making and it is coming next year, Iron Man. Can't wait!!! I was a bit sad, when Robert Downey was cast for Iron Man. I was sceptical and annoyed, because of his antics and drug addiction. I think Oded Fehr, from The Mummy as Ardeth Bay and from Resident Evil as Carlos Olivera, should be more suitable reprising the role as Tony Stark. BTW, he will reprise the role in the upcoming sequel, Resident Evil: Extinction. But, he seems okay in the trailer shown. *keeping my fingers cross* Check out the trailer below. Hopefully, there will be upcoming sequel, so we can have War Machine, another cool superhero by Marvel and Stan Lee!!!

Iron Man is an upcoming 2008 superhero film based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Iron Man. The film is directed by Jon Favreau and stars Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man. The film is slated for a May 2, 2008 release, and is the first film independently produced by Marvel Studios.

Weapons designer Tony Stark is in Afghanistan to introduce his new missile design when the air force unit he is traveling with is attacked and Stark is taken hostage. Injured with a fragment of shrapnel embedded near his heart, his captors order him to assemble a missile for them, giving him access to a workshop. He puts his creativity to use by assembling a bulletproof set of armor, complete with pacemaker and flamethrowers, and uses it to free himself. Back at home, he becomes Iron Man, developing a flying suit with the red and gold scheme and advanced weapon capabilities. Stark faces the Iron Monger.

Check out this cool and totally awesome Iron Man trailer. ENJOY IT!!!

Heroes: Volume Two, episode 1, 2, 3, and 4: SPOILERS!

The National Enquirer just dropped the H (Heroes) bomb as spoilers goes, and they cover the first four episodes of Heroes Volume Two. Who is the mysterious Bob? Which hero can shoot electricity from his hands? Who is Molly’s “boogeyman”?

Read it, or just wait 10 days. If you like spoilers, you will love these.

SPOILERS:

Episode One “Four months later”

Mohinder is approached by a strange guy named Bob, who offers him a job with a mysterious company. Mohinder realises the company is his enemy and trying to penetrate the orginization. Claire nearly gets run over by her new boyfriend West, who she later learns can fly. She has a run in with head cheerleader Debbie, does a backflip- and breaks a bone, she then uses her powers to heal herself.

Episode Two “Lizards”

Peter was captured by Irish criminals in the seasons premiere, has amnesia and has to re-discover his powers. He has a love intrest Caitlin the daughter of Ricky, the leader of a criminal gang. Hiro’s father is killed by being thrown off a rooftop by a stranger who jumps off the roof with him, but disappears before they hit the ground. Hiro travels back in time and impersonates his hero, Takezo and, and using his power to stop time he disarms 11 bandits. Hiro falls in love with the swordsmith’s daughter but steps aside so his hero Takeo can fufill his destiny.

Episode 3 “Kindred”

Saylar is still alive.. he kills Candice Wilmer who had rescued him, but then to his shock -he loses his powers. Peter is forced to help the criminals with a robbery and saves the gangsters by levitating an armoured car and hurling it at the guards. He discovers he has powers of shooting electricity from his hands and telekinesis. Suresh saves the dying Haitian by injecting him with his blood. Niki joins the evil company.

Episode 4 “The Kindness of Strangers”

A new hero (Dana Davis) has the power to replicate any physical motion. She foils a stick-up man by snatching his gun and flooring him with a double backflip she once saw during a wrestling show. American students Derek and Maya find Sylar lying face down in the Mexican desert and rescue him. He tells them his name is Gabriel Gray and seems willing to help them but secretly kills Derek at a gas station. Molly’s “boogeyman” turns out to be the mysterious Bob from the company , who is actually Matt’s father.

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