Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In Maxim

Here’s the scorching hot Nadine Velazquez in the latest UK edition of Maxim magazine. Nadine plays Catelina on My Name Is Earl, and has pretty much solidified herself as the hottest TV sitcom babe right now. And it’s all thanks to photoshoots like this one here and classic TV moments such as this one. Enjoy.

Disaster Movie...

Staring Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, G-Thang, Nicole Parker, Crista Flanagan, Ike Barinholtz.Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.

Tribute to George Carlin...

George Carlin - Religion is BULLSHIT

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff"

Irreverent comedian George Carlin, whose profanity-laced skewering of US political and social conventions made him a counter-culture hero, has died of heart failure at the age of 71.

Carlin died on Sunday evening at the Saint John's Health Centre in Santa Monica, California, just hours after complaining of chest pains, publicist Jeff Abraham said. Carlin had a history of heart problems and underwent rehab in 2004 for addictions to alcohol and prescription painkillers.

He died just days after it was announced he had been awarded the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for "American Humour" by the Kennedy Centre for the Performing Arts in Washington. The award would have been presented this November.

"In his lengthy career as a comedian, writer and actor, George Carlin has not only made us laugh, but he makes us think," said Stephen A Schwarzman, the Kennedy Centre chairman. "His influence on the next generation of comics has been far-reaching."

"I've always been sort of anti-authoritarian and I really don't like arbitrary rules and regulations that are essentially designed to get people in the habit of conforming," Carlin said in a National Public Radio interview in 2004.

Born in New York in 1937, Carlin started out as a radio DJ and stand-up comedian and went on to make 23 comedy albums, 14 television specials, and win four Grammy Awards. He was famously against religion and politicians.

"I'm completely in favour of the separation of church and state," he once said. "My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

But his most lasting impact dates from 1972 and his bawdy routine: The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

When he uttered all the words at a stand-up show in Milwaukee he was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, but was later exonerated when a judge ruled he was protected by the Constitution's guarantee of freedom of speech.

However, when a New York Radio station played the routine the Supreme Court ruled in 1978 that the government had the right to censor radio stations.

Last year Carlin was voted the second-best comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor in a Comedy Central cable television station poll of network executive and industry veterans.

Carlin is survived by his second wife Sally Wade, daughter Kelly Carlin McCall and brother Patrick. His first wife, Brenda, died of cancer in 1997, and he himself had long ruminated on the end of life.

"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time," he said.

A fierce critic of modern civilisation, Carlin told Playboy in 2005 that his vision of the afterlife included a "heavenly CNN".

"The world is a big theatre-in-the round as far as I'm concerned, and I'd love to watch it spin itself into oblivion," he told the magazine. "Tune in and watch the human adventure. ... That's what I want heaven to be."

Do You See Anything Sexy???

My Lovely Amie and Tomie!!!

I love you, Amie!!! Kawaii !!! GT Queens Ayami Sasaki and Kotomi Kurosawa is the official GT Queens for the 2008 Super GT International Series Malaysia. Ayami and Kotomi, who prefer to be called Amie and Tomie, are ambassadors and key promoters for the event and they would be leading the other GT Queens at the grid presentation on Race Day.

As I promised all the fans of kukujiaomans, let's feast our eyes on Amie and Tomie!!! Komichi des ne!!!! Hahahahahhaa!!!

Amie!!! So kawaii!!!

My Pig Leg....

People alway said break a leg... so I did!!! I break a leg lor!!! Wakakaka!!! Actually, I did not break any leg lar... just twisted my ankle. Badly and terribly!!! It happened last Thursday during a basketball game. Damn it!!! I landed awkwardly as I landed on somebody legs when I jumped for rebound. When I meant awkwardly, it does feel awkward. Like when Eduardo da Silva got his leg broken!!! Wakaka!!! I thought I did heard something snapped. It swelled become like a pig leg. Mum said can cook for dinner!!! WTF!!! KKJM Sr wanted to bring me to see tit ta, which I declined due to bad experience last time!!! I nearly had my tears rolling down my cheek last time!!! Fucking embarrassing!!!

KKJM Sr decide to massage the swell using his special brew Otard, which I dunno where he get it or should I said TORTURED!!! The pain was utmost unbearable. Luckily, I was busy with ice-cream at that time. Wakakaka!!! The next morning, went over to Alam Medic, TSM. Fucking clinci!!! Took me 2 hours to get everything done. Lucky the ointment the doctor give was effective. By afternoon, I was jumping and kicking around but KKJM Sr decide to continue to torture or abused me somemore. I need to get my car repaired at Subang and followed him around PJ. Crap!!! BTW, check out the bruises on my ankle!!! Traumatic and horrifying!!! Must be KKJM Sr's urut punya pasal!!! Now my leg like a zombie's leg. Anyone out there want to help to chop it down??? Hahahaha....

Freaking big swell...

Check out the differences...

Look like something or small creature under my skin... yucks...

Yup, that day I was OKU... orang kurang upaya!!!

Lai lai... freshly cooked pig leg!!!

Another look at my pig leg...

I been abused!!!

Total fucked pig leg!!!

AWAM Hunt 2008 with GT Babes...

Last weekend, another hunt, another fucking busy weekend. AWAM Hunt 2008 was a walk hunt around KL city. Started from Berjaya Times Square and ended there. 162 teams registered for this event and SkalaBebas was the main sponsor. So guess what? It is free!!! Wakakkaa!!! Overall the hunt was a tough one. Up one level compare to the normal hunt. Guess what!!! This time my team did quite good. Many am gong (lucky)!!! Hahahaa!!! I think we got top 25 but no prize for us as the prizes are for top 15. Another thing is that, SkalaBebas sent around 25 teams I think but none of us got anything out of it, other than fun and experience. Seems my first, second wife and HHTHJM enjoyed the event. *bluek*

I did not stay around when they announce the answer to the hunts and winners of the event. WHY??? I was busy salivating and washing my eyes around the GT queens and GT promoters which coincidently the they were there to promote the Super GT race in Sepang this weekend. I tell you folks, I can't get my hands eyes off them!!! Freaking babelicious. With their tight shorts and sexy boots. So kinky. The GT Queens melted my heart with their Japanese accent. Yeah, I'm into Japanese girls!!! Hahahaha!!!! *bluek* Kimochi des!!! Hahahaha!!!! GT Queens Ayami Sasaki and Kotomi Kurosawa is the official GT Queens for the 2008 Super GT International Series Malaysia. Ayami and Kotomi, who prefer to be called Amie and Tomie, are ambassadors and key promoters for the event and they would be leading the other GT Queens at the grid presentation on Race Day. Even Super GT driver Michael Krumm make an appearance there.

Even after the event, I still can't get enough of Amie and Tomie!!! I love them!!! Muakzzz... maybe I post more of them later.... promised!!!! Yahooo!!!!

Breakfast!!! Breakfast!!! Come take your breakfast!!!

Daphne Iking and her hubby with the Chong Sisters from TARA2...

The rest of TARA2 gang...

Nice view or not?? Got NY feel, I think...

WTF?? Wooden Chicks?? What the hell is that...

GT500 Motul Autech GT-R

Michael Krumm with GT Queens...

Amie, Michael Krumm and Tomie...

Kawaii des ne... GT Queens!!!

Lovely Tomie is smiling at me!!! But I want Amie!!!

GT promoters posing for me!!! Nice legs!!!

Nice "rear"!!! Not bad... check it out with the laces... May I grab them??!!

Honda NSX...

Honda NSX rear...

WS fak hao with one of the GT promoter...

Me leng lui or not??? Nope I think...

People busy listening for the answers... me go wash eyes with GT babes!!!

She is the best looking GT promoter I seen so far...

Sexy GT promoters...

Sumo!!! Jangan tak sumo!!!

My beloved GT Queens, Amie and Tomie performing on stage. Check out their video below for their performance!!! You better watch it if not you will regret lor!!! Wakakaka...!!!

Super GT Fiesta at Berjaya Times Square...