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NSFW: Edison Chen's Sex Scandal Pictures!!!

BEWARE: NSFW POST (Not safe for WORK) Hahahhaa!!!Lately, many people asked me where to get Edison Chen's sex scandal pictures!!! Including the ladies!!! *fainted* Not sure why the ask me. MAYBE I CALLED KUKUJIAOMAN? Wakakakak!!! Anyway, let me share you the links to Edison's dirty secret. PLEASE TAKE NOTE I WON'T BE SHARING THE PICTURES HERE JUST THE LINK. HELL YEAH and PLEASE GO SEE IT YOURSELF!!! Hahahhaha... please click the pictures below for the link.


The scandal started after pictures were taken from Edison Chen’s laptop by a technician that was repairing it. There were a total of approximately 1,300 pictures. The naughty pictures included Bobo Chan Man, Cecilia Cheung Pak Chi, Edison Chen, Gillian Chung, Gillian Chung Yun-Tung, Joey Yung, Yu Chiu, Vincy Yeung, Cecilia Cheung, Yumiko Cheng, Jolin Tsai, Maggie Q, and some say even Japanese star Chiaki Kuriyama, and possibly more.

Shits Do Happen!!!

Shits do fucking happen anytime anywhere anyhow, no matter what. Life ain't so beautiful like we thought. Life. Really full of shits. And sometimes we do love the shits. Sometimes we need to clean people's shits. Unavoidable. So? What to do? This what we called life. so fucking deal with it. Hahahhaha!!! Craps and crabs. Must be my uncle around the corner. I think he planning to make a visit after I had a great time celebrating CNY. Isn't it great!!!??? Damn... I must be emotionally stressed out. Shhoooo!!! Shoooo!!! Go away, uncle. Don't come fucking visit me just after CNY or better still don't fucking come anymore. Really really wished he left me alone. Does wishing hard help? I fucking doubt it. Yeah... fucked LIFE for sure or maybe I should fucking hell fucked some chicks while at it. :)

I want to be stronger. We all have a walk in life. And I'm damn sure I'm walking my walk. We have hard and difficult times and going through that chaos often leads to clarity. I think I really must have that room and that space, that privacy time, to be able to walk my fucking walk, make my fucking mistakes and come out of of the hell shit hole. Stand tall when I fell and able to climb myself out of it. It will make me stronger. HELL YEAH!!! I FUCKING LOVE MY LIFE!!!

Gilliang Chung apologizes for NUDE photos

Hong Kong female pop duo Twins attend the press conference Monday, Feb 11 after a New Year's Party with their fans. Gillian Chung (L) apologizes in her first public comments for the incident that has sparked arrests and a media frenzy.

Gillian Chung, one of several prominent Hong Kong stars caught up in a nude photo scandal, Monday apologized for the incident that has sparked arrests and a media frenzy.

Chung, 27, previously known for her squeaky-clean image, made her eagerly awaited statement before a mass of reporters and video cameras flanked by Charlene Choi, her singing partner in the female pop duo Twins.

"I admit that I was naive and very silly, but I've grown up now," Chung said, without explicitly saying she was in the photos.

"I want to thank my company, family and friends for their concern," she said in her first public comments since the nude images trickled onto the Internet a fortnight ago.

The photographs, which appear to show Chung naked in bed with male star Edison Chen, and suggestive images purportedly of around half a dozen other celebrities, including actress Cecilia Cheung, were recently posted online, provoking blanket tabloid coverage in celebrity-mad Hong Kong.

Edison Chen, 27, apologized last week in a video statement, and called the postings of the photographs "intentionally hurtful and malicious."

The scandal, which involved several local celebrities, has dominated Hong Kong headlines in the past two weeks. Other nude photos involved actress Cecilia Cheung and five other women.

Chung's management company, Emperor Entertainment Group, said Monday it would not comment on the photos again. It earlier said the photos had been digitally altered.

Last week, Hong Kong police said officers had found the source of the photos, seizing more than 1,300 obscene pictures involving six women. A 23-year-old man was arrested in connection with the case.

Chen, who reportedly left Hong Kong soon after the photos were leaked, also apologized in a video statement last week. He urged the public to delete the photos and not to forward them.

A police investigation has so far led to eight arrests for infringement of obscene material laws, and the seizure of more than 1,000 images.

"As for the influence this incident has had on society, I apologize. In the coming days I will continue to focus on my work and face up to my life," Chung added, amid cheers.

One of Gilian Chung's sex pictures leak out to the net... Don't ask where I got it. Shooo shooo... !!! Look for yourself. Ppl send to me geh....

Why wearing stilettos could boost your sex life

NOW I KNOW WHY I LOVE WOMEN IN HIGH HEELS AND WHY WOMEN LOVE THEIR HIGH HEELS!!! Just love women in stilettos. It brings out a whole new feminine side of them...

It doesn't need a scientist to tell us that the sight of stilettos can have a dramatic effect on men's libido.

But wearing them can also work wonders for a woman's sex life, research suggests.

High-heeled shoes not only tone the legs and strengthen the pelvic muscles, but they "directly work the pleasure muscles which are linked to an orgasm", it is claimed.

Heel appeal: Eva Longoria of TV's Desperate Housewives

In the past stilettos have been blamed for stress fractures and joint pain but now it seems that the pain might be worth the gain.

Italian urologist Dr Maria Cerruto discovered that a pair of "moderately high-heeled shoes" had beneficial effects.

"I adore high-heeled shoes and I wanted to find something positive about them," said Dr Cerruto, of the University of Verona. "In the end I achieved my goal.

"The heels influence and work the pelvic muscles and reduce the need to exercise them.

Sex and the City: The four main characters in the show boasted a good sex life and love of high heels

"We now hope to prove that wearing heels during daily activity may reduce the need for the pelvic exercises necessary to keep that part of a woman's anatomy toned and elastic."

The study involved 66 women under the age of 50. Dr Cerruto discovered that women who held their feet at a 15-degree angle to the ground, the equivalent of a two-inch heel, showed up to 15 per cent less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles.

This suggests the muscles are more relaxed with higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract.

Dr Cerruto added: "Women often have difficulty in carrying out the right exercises for the pelvic zone and wearing heels could prove to be the solution.

"Like many women, I like high-heeled shoes, and although they are sometimes uncomfortable I continue to wear them in an effort to appear more slender and taller.

"It's good to know they have potential health benefits."

An official guide to better sex, provided by NHS Direct, advises women to become more aware of their pleasure muscles (pelvic floor muscles) and advises them how to exercise them to aid sexual arousal.

The NHS recommends that women, particularly just after pregnancy, should do pelvic floor exercises up to five times a day.

Posh Spice Victoria Beckham is rarely seen without stilettos... even when walking on a football pitch

Manolo Blahnik, the shoe designer who specializes in vertiginous heels, said: "This is wonderful news.

"I've been hounded for years about how bad it is for posture, but I always thought it was contradictory.

"Until my mummy was 87 she was wearing high heels and she looked wonderful. She is my living example that heels are good for you.

"When you put on a high heel it makes life more exciting.

"In the 1980s it was all about power, but today it's shifted; it's about elegance.

"If you are a woman, it's a way to appeal to the male species, it's a way to attract.

"And it works. I have men who tell me that heels have saved their marriage.

"I think there's a limit, though. Anything over four-and-a-half inches is just too much. You can't walk properly; it's no longer elegant."

Italian English for Monday Blues...

A bus stop and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. An American woman is sitting across from them.

The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men says:

"Emma come firsta. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"Hey...You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," shouts the lady indignantly.
"In this country, we don't speak a loudly in public places about our sex lives........"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella ' 'MISSISSIPPI."

The Beginning of The Rat Year....

Gong Xi Fatt Chai!!! Year of Rat!!! Back to work!!! Hope you folks have fun and blast CNY!!! So many things need to catch up and pick up since most of us been away for few days!!! Still on holiday mood, my whole body ache and uneasy when I sat down at my cube!!! Wakakaka!!! Ok, back to work and my reality world. Later will update what I have done during my CNY. Before that, let's enjoy our new chinese year song from our tai gor at Taiwan!!! ENJOY IT!!! And Xin Nian Kuai Lei!!! Muckssss!!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! GONG XI FA CHAI!!! KUNG HEI FATT CHOY!!! XIN NIAN KUAI LE!!!‏

Yipppeeee!!! Holiday mood lo!!! No need to work for almost a week. Just took only 1 day leave!!! Little hor? Scare I rot with boredom to death at home doing nothing!!! Wakakaka...!!! Will be away to Sitiawan, Perak for CNY for 4 days kua!!! Hopefully this will be another memorable one as always!!! So kukujiaoman fans and my beloved seven wives, don't miss me lor!!! Wakakaka!!! Ma li ma li hom... many many ang pows mari mari my home!!! Lame!!! :P Check out my little precious lucky bamboo in my bedroom. Kawaii or not?? Hopefully, it survives over the holidays lor. Now, getting ready to pack my stuffs and clear all my work, sau gong before go home to sau pei lor!!! Maybe go out dating first!!! Kekekeke... ok ok. No more craps. I wishes all HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!! GONG XI FA CHAI!!! KUNG HEI FATT CHOY!!! XIN NIAN KUAI LE!!!

WISHING YOU & YOUR FAMILY

A VERY JOYOUS CHINESE NEW YEAR

& MAY YOU CONTINUOUSLY ENJOY

MUCH BLESSINGS OF JOY, PEACE, SUCCESS,

GREAT HEALTH & PROSPERITY!

FUCKING Confrontation

WHY CAN'T THESE BASTARD LEAVE US ALONE. WE DID NOT NOTHING WRONG. JUST HANGING OUT TOGETHER. DUNNO WHY THEY MUST HARASS US OUT OF NOWHERE. 2 FUCKING BASTARD. REALLY WISH SUDDENLY, A FREAKING BIG BOULDER DROP ON TOP OF THEM!!! OR LIGHTNING STRIKE AND BURNT THEM INTO ASHES!!! LET THEIR FAMILY GRIEF FOR THEIR STUPIDITY!!! WE JUST HAVING OUR GREAT MOMENT TOGETHER. IT WAS SO SWEET AND COZY TILL THEY CAME!!! FELT SICK AND WEAK!!! FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY!!! MY BLOOD WAS BOILING TO THE MAX!!! NOTHING WHEN THRU MY HEAD BUT TO GET HER TO SAFETY!!! JUST LET HER BE SAFE!!! ALL KIND OF SCENARIOS CAME INTO MY MIND!!! MAKING ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!! REALLY FUCKING BASTARD!!! GLAD NOTHING HAPPENED!!! IT IS TRUE, GOOD PEOPLE ALWAY FINISH LAST!!! DUMBFUCKED!!!

p/s: I don't like any of the above. Confrontation like this suck. Making me sick and frustrated from all directions. Making me helpless too. Why can't we live in harmony and peacefully!!! Maybe I shouldn't go that kind of places anymore. Maybe the 2 bastards shouldn't have harass us in the first place and get on with their lives without meddling with people business!!! I think now why I become racist more and more each time pass by. ROBBERY and HARASSMENT?? Ain't pretty though!!! I'm still not over it yet. Can't sleep. Another sleepless night. Maybe. Why can't we get along?

Old Friends Reunion at Seremban!!!

I should have post this blog last Saturday. But I was down with lazy bug. Yeah big fat bugger. That's me kkjm!!! Hahahaha!!! Anyway, it has been a year ago, could be more, did not keep track lar... Anyway, since everybody were around. Siow Lan (SL) just back from getting his ass fucked in Italy. Pei Leng (PL) and Juanna (J) are going back to their hometown to become siu lai lai. PL to Beijing and J to Singapore. Both BF working hard sponsoring them ler!!! Hahahahha!!! So I took the opportunity to see them all before CNY. Old friends reunion!!! Ex-samsungnite!!! All drink Samsung's milk before. Wakakkaaa!!! Went down with CM and meet up them at Jusco, S2. As usual the guys, KF and SL were late. Come on guys!!! Hahahaha.. coincidently we bumped into my pet sister, Grace Ooi and Weehan, her BF. She was so glad and happy to see me. My bad that I did not informed her. She hugged and tickled me then later paiseh paiseh after noticing CM was there. Awkward, funny and sweet moment. She has grown into a beautiful lady. I'm happy for her. *bluek* Eight of us decided to get place to sit down and have drink since we keep hogging in front of a fitness shop. Why fitness shop? Hahahaha!!! Ask KF, he wanted to get himself a weighing machine. And he desperately want to get this particular weighing machine. Dunno why. He just fall in love it wor!!! EEwwwhhhh!!! Ish ish!!! Wakakakak... since Oldtown Kopitiam was fully occupied with patrons, we came, see and conquered Secret Recipe opposite it. We filled Secret Recipe with our laughs, erotic jokes and cold jokes? Hahahahah!!! Really really fun and sweet moment. Cherish, cherish and cherish I will!!! Lucky, CM did not bored to death but she still shy and quiet. Hahahaha!!! No doubt, PL, J, KF and SL still the same. Freaking playful, noisy, crazy, fun and SIAO!!! Love them for the openness with most of the things especially with me. We still can laugh with PL's stupidity like squid produces electricity and MP3 player need to plug into electric socket to work. Can't get the lame joke? Hahahahhaa!!! Ask me lor!!! Even, our shy shy and quiet queen, CM also laugh at us!!! Now she know why I keep asking people to take off their clothes when they are hot and sweaty. Why? Ask them lor!!! Kekekeke... after all the talking cocks and craps, time flies and it is already dinner time.

While J, GO and WH can't make it, the rest of the gang decide to have Marmite crabs and Fish Head Meehon at AST. I think the food was so-so nia but the company was great!!! Kekeke!!! What we do there? Crabs and craps lor!!! Ala Meet the Spartans?? Hahahhaha!!!! After dinner, PL decide we go walk walk at Arena Walk. A new place, something like NZX near Terminal 2. Not an ideal place to walk walk lor because it seems dead, maybe due to to the rain kua at the time. Since it was still early, we decide to yam cha at Coffee Mug, our favorite place to hangout when we still working at Samsung. It sure brings back lots of sweet memories. And THANK YOU to our PL tai kar jie for her treat!!! SL lor, purposely force her to treat us!!! Wakakaka.. nice job, SL!!! Almost 11 pm, we decide to call a day since I need get back to reality and headed home to Klang Valley.

BTW, let's talk about KF. It seems he down with a few chain of bad luck. Yo, bro what happen!!! It is ok, you still got us!!! I think you must mandi limau bali lor to chase the bad luck away. He just got back his precious N70 (N70 hp shows our friendship bond between me, KF and SL) after dropping the hp in longkang. It costs him around RM300++ to repair it. It was still working fine when he went shopping with me. But last Sat, his hp went haywire. Must be the porns in the hp. *bluek*. So his bad luck follows him around even when he go shopping for CNY clothes!!! Must be he forget to get himself a RED RED underwear with a RAT on the dick. He got himself a new pair Adidas shoes, 3 stripes ler!!! Dun play play!!! It costs him almost RM230. After 1 week, he found out that he got both left side as a pair shoes. And to make it worst, but not same size, one with size 8 and the other one size 7. He did not check his new shoes for a week even after going back to Seremban. *fainted* vomiting blood* BAD LUCK, right? He plead me to help him to change the shoes for him at Midvalley. So? So what? Must help lor when a brother needed help. I gladly help him with a smile and a big treat from him lor!!! Wakakaka... Overall, IT WAS BLAST!!! Nice to see them all doing well...

Update: Today, after work I drove over to MV to settle this problem. Thank you to little Angelynn for accompany me. My insticnt told me this will not be smooth lor.. Guess what, it really do lor. The shop can't find the other half of the shoe and no more other shoes with the same design and size left. KF make a tough decision to get size 7 shoes. Sorry, bro!!! It did not got well. I told the shop to give period of a month to KF to try out the size 7. If there is a pair of size 8, the shop will call KF or KF not into size 7 shoes, he will get back to the shop. Angelynn asked me why I go thru this lengthy effort to help a friend. Told her that KF is not just a friend. He is a really close friend that standby me and share his underwear me for 3 years!!! Hahahahha!!!

Pei Leng, Siow Lan and Juanna...


My pet sister,Grace Ooi with Wee Han...


Talking cocks and craps!!!


Pei Leng with her shitty stories!!! She love talking about SHIT!!!


The whole gang, CM, GO, WH, PL SL, J and KF...


Arena Walk, AST...


KF's Adidas shoes for CNY...


2 left side of a shoes!!!????!@#$%^&*(!!!!