| Capricorn Women | Capricorn Men |
| Don’t need much foreplay – you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in in exotic variation, only in staying power. Since you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces. | Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer. Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage the starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine. |
| Aquarius Women | Aquarius Men |
| A slow started, you idealize love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! extremely imaginative and like trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won’t try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius and Aquarius. Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water. | Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice – once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though – a kinky Aquarius can be a sadist who doesn’t like to be denied! |
| Pisces Women | Pisces Men |
| Always make the right moves, say the right things and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!. You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite place: in a water bed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces. | Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn’t get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal, prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair. He likes to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet. |
| Aries Women | Aries Men |
| Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, you know what you want and need- intense and frequent sex, you have a need for control, but you also have to feel love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Likes the tickle of a man’s facial fuzz. Best sex mate: Aries, Taurus and Leo. | Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready – he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don’t tease him or you better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. |
| Taurus Women | Taurus Men |
| You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don’t look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting. | He is the ideal lover – sensitive and understanding of his partner’s feelings. He prefers it slow and easy, he won’t be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck. |
| Gemini Women | Gemini Men |
| Often the aggressor, you are never embarrassed by your behavior because you never adhere to any standards except your own main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Libra, and Aries. Favorite gadget: the vibrator. | He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn’t his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm. |
| Cancer Women | Cancer Men |
| Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure! | His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You’ll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving. |
| Leo Women | Leo Men |
| Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties! | Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is ok only when he is on the receiving end. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable. |
| Virgo Women | Virgo Men |
| You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can’t truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarius. | Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don’t expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks. |
| Libra Women | Libra Men |
| Drama is the key word – you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed. | Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman’s clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them! |
| Scorpio Women | Scorpio Men |
| Inquisitive, searching and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfectly lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels and vibrators. | A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia. |
| Sagittarius Women | Sagittarius Men |
| You like the outdoors – freaking out if you are tent, camper or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don’t like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don’t mind if your man comes too quickly – you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories – gloves and shoes! | Sex is an intense experience with him – he seldom comes too quickly and he’ll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage – both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive affect! Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And he likes to look at a woman’s calves and thighs and likes to have sex with a woman in stockings. |
Friday, June 25, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Fifteen Things You Should Know About OPPAI!!!
There's not much more to say about this infographic other than that it presents 15 things you should know about breasts, which, in some form or another, are really important to the entire population of the world.

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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Miranda Kerr Gets Naked For ME!!!!
Oh. My. God. Here’s supermodel, and hands down the cutest peach on the planet, Miranda Kerr, totally naked and scorching up the pages of the February issue of GQ magazine. Oh. My. God! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Miranda look that drop dead sexy. And that naked come to think of it. That, my peeps, is perfection personified (and coincidentally, my future ex-wife). Oh. My. God… did I say that enough?











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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Megan Fox is The Uber Hotness!!!
Just when I was about to start complaining that we haven’t had a Megan Fox fix in a while, these drop dead sexy Emporio Armani Underwear & Jeans advertisements hit the scene and totally knock my socks off. Wowzers! I knew that Megan was the new face of Armani and that she would be posing for their underwear line in the 2010 campaign, but I honestly was not expecting the ads to be this sexy. Wow, she totally owns these ads, and I’m already anticipating the next set. Now do you guys need further proof that Megan Fox is the hottest celebrity babe on the planet?





















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Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Awesome Movie of 2010...
Date Night - In New York City, a case of mistaken identity turns a bored married couple's attempt at a glamorous and romantic evening into something more thrilling and dangerous.
Clash of the Titans - A remake of the 1981 film version of the myth of Perseus and his quest to battle both Medusa and the Kraken monster in order to save the Princess Andromed.
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief - A young boy discovers he's the descendant of a Greek god and sets out on an adventure to settle an on-going battle between the gods. Based on the book by Rick Riordan.
Tooth Fairy - A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player (Johnson) results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.
Solomon Kane - Solomon Kane is a fictional character created by the pulp-era writer Robert E. Howard. A 17th century Puritan, Solomon Kane is a somber-looking man who wanders the world with no apparent goal other than to vanquish evil in all its forms. His adventures, published mostly in the pulp magazine Weird Tales, often take him from Europe to the jungles of Africa and back.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - Based on the video game, which follows an adventurous prince who teams up with a rival princess to stop an angry ruler from unleashing a sandstorm that could destroy the world.

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
CUCI the Musical..
Got a pair free tickets to CUCI - The Musical at Istana Budaya after won Time Out KL’s CUCI - The Musical contest.
Some miscommunication along the way between sponsor with TOKL... as a result, we got the best seats, the most expensive one I believe... just 1 line behind VIP seats...
From left: Reefa, Harith Iskander, Vanidah Imran Hans Isaac, Afdlin Shauki, AC Mizal, Awie, Adibah Noor and Ramli Hassan...
The show lasted for more than 3 hours till around 6:45pm with 20mins break in between. Quickly rush back to catch a quick nap due night duty, Haizz... anyway, it is a fucking enjoyable experience. It was my first musical. =) Left breathless from cast's strong and incredible performance. Why breathless? Laughing too much lor... wakakakaka... By the time the curtains came down, the audiences was on its feet for a standing ovation, whistling and cheering as the cast and crew took their bows. LOL...


Some miscommunication along the way between sponsor with TOKL... as a result, we got the best seats, the most expensive one I believe... just 1 line behind VIP seats...
From left: Reefa, Harith Iskander, Vanidah Imran Hans Isaac, Afdlin Shauki, AC Mizal, Awie, Adibah Noor and Ramli Hassan...The show lasted for more than 3 hours till around 6:45pm with 20mins break in between. Quickly rush back to catch a quick nap due night duty, Haizz... anyway, it is a fucking enjoyable experience. It was my first musical. =) Left breathless from cast's strong and incredible performance. Why breathless? Laughing too much lor... wakakakaka... By the time the curtains came down, the audiences was on its feet for a standing ovation, whistling and cheering as the cast and crew took their bows. LOL...

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A-Team the Movie Cast Photo!!!
Here's the first shot of the new A-Team cast and yes, B.A. Baracus does look kinda tiny. The full shot, the cast list — in effect, the full plan — comes together below, right in front of the GMC van.Yes, that's Quinton "Rampage" Jackson playing Mr. T playing B.A. Baracus. Bradley Cooper is Face. Sharlto Copley from District 9 is playing Murdoch while Liam Neeson will lead the new A-Team as Hannibal. And yes, that is the GMC van behind them. All is right in the world. Woooohhhooooo... it better be a good movie for 2010...

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Monday, November 02, 2009
The Boob-y Trap
The look in her eyes told him that she wanted him. He pulled her closer and brought his mouth down upon hers with a sense of urgency. He oozed passion as his mouth crushed the soft rose buds of lips. His tongue, moist and hungry parted her lips to explore every inch of her mouth. His hands were busy undoing the buttons of her shirt...his fingers soon found what they wanted... the soft mounds of her lush breasts with nipples hard and erect, ready for his hungry touch...This is exactly the point where I start to lose interest. Whether it be chick-lit, a porno or real life. Now I know that men have some serious obsession when it comes to breasts. And no, I'm not talking about the size, shape or the touch and feel of it. I am talking about breasts as a part of the female body. Be it any woman then, a man's eyes will first meet her breasts and then wander up to her face. Don't even argue about this. It's apparently been proven... so Google it! Anyway, it's not that I have an issue with a man looking at my breasts or feeling them up (and no I am not talking about a random man here... probably my boyfriend). My problem is with the fact that most men don't know what to do with them!
So I decided to get this issue off my ample heaving bosom once and for all and decided to come up with a list of do's and don'ts for all you hapless boys out there:
1) Look and appreciate. Do not ogle!
Boobs as they are popularly known are a part of the female anatomy. Yes they are pretty, yes they are sexy and yes we girls are to blame for adorning them with pretty lacy negligees and bras. But the idea is to get you to look and appreciate. However, it kinda kills our buzz when all you can look is our tits! There's a face up there boys! Unless you look at it and make conversation to the girl, your hands are never going to be let anywhere close towards those succulent breasts!
2) If the girl says no...back off!!!
Actually this should be number one on the list. You may not have an issue with women touching Dr. Pecker down there but not all women are comfortable having you fondle her breasts. Your girlfriend needs to feel comfortable enough to let you touch her there. It's a matter of trust. Earn it! Take it slow and you'll be in booby heaven...trust me or better still...ask my ex boyfriend (yeah well did I mention I am currently single and looking to mingle?)
3) Touch me tender. These are my breasts not your chapati dough!!!
I like it when you touch me. I love it when your fingers an teeth fight it hard to get that bra to unhook. I go crazy when your warm fingers finally come in contact with my excited body and graze my ******* softly. It drives me wild when you cup my breasts and knead them softly...making me want you badly!
But what I don't like is when you take the kneading too far! It is NOT pleasurable! IT HURTS!!! Maybe I'm not into extreme BDSM...but then again not many of the girls out there are. So unless you want the girl to NEVER let you touch her boobs again for you left them sore and hurting... sometimes as bad as hurting for days... indulge in it at your own risk.
A little tip here: don't get carried away while you are touching her boobs. Keep your ears and eyes open to know how she's responding to your touch. I hope you are smart enough to distinguish between a moan of pleasure and a cry of pain! If not, look at her facial expressions...if she looks as if she could strangle you with your bare hands...you know you better stop!
4) Tongue action...
This is an important one...especially for those first timers. Breasts are nice and soft...and they usually trigger some dormant oedipal complex in your subconscious. For all those with who've never studied psychology - that means breasts remind you of your first brush with them... when you were being breast fed! Yes, your relationship with boobs goes long back... probably to your first day on earth. It's cute in a way...but not so cute when all you can think about is sucking on your girl's pair of breasts for anything beyond twenty minutes.
Oh I am not saying it isn't pleasurable. I love a nice moist tongue caressing my aroused nipples and the warm mouth coming down on my areola (the super sensitive skin around the nipple). It's a sensation that cannot be explained in mere words. But, the sensation kinda lasts only for a few minutes. Then all I can feel is some boy trying to suck my mammary glands dry!
The following incident actually happened: A friend hooked up with a younger guy - he was 17 and they started making out. He loved licking and sucking her breasts. She enjoyed it too. But he just wouldn't stop. Finally she asked him what he was up to. He replied...why is there no milk? Needless to say, he never went anywhere beyond that point. I am not saying all boys are this silly... but yes, such samples do exist!
The problem with this entire sucking process is that it's very boring for a woman. First of all we are trapped with your arms around us and your mouths on our breasts. So we can't move. We can't see your face, we can't do anything but sit or lie there n stare at your silly little head bobbing up and down, a major turn off!
What you need to do, is to use your tongue on the tip of the nipple to tease it. Don't spend more than twenty minutes on the boobs. Actually break those down into caressing the breasts and pleasuring the girl in other ways as well. And most important, look up and make eye contact once in a while. Make her feel like the woman you crave for and want to make toe-curling, pillow crushing, bed frame- breaking love to! Make her blush... those nipples get aroused only then!
5) They are breasts not bread!
One of my ex boyfriends was a fabulous kisser and I loved making out with him. He was slightly wild, and honestly, I kinda dig wild boys. He was big on hickeys. Now a little sign of love to flaunt to your sex deprived girlfriends is fun...as long as those hickeys are restricted to the neck, arms, back and such non sensitive areas of my body! However, I hadn't counted on him being extremely wild with my boobs too! All was fun with the sucking and licking...but then came the scary part...the biting! I cried out of pain and he stopped. He didn't realise he was being too rough. But the damage was done. There were bruises and a bleeding nipple!
So no, biting is not sexy! Use your lips to bite if you have to and not your incisors. She's your girl for crying out loud! Not a piece of meat. My boyfriend did apologize and never repeated that. And I knew he was a good guy so he was forgiven, but you may not be so lucky!
6) The boob job
For the uninitiated, I'm not talking about surgical breast enhancement or reduction here. I am talking about a woman using her breasts to rub Dr. Pecker and making him peak! Yes, it's fun. But only if your girl is up to it. Now I for instance, love boob jobs. It's fun. It's intimate. It's exciting. For those girls who would like to give you a boob job, let them do it! Do not hold on to the breasts and tug at them! If she can give you a hand job and a blow job she pretty much knows how to arouse you and make you climax. So do not try and assist her unnecessarily. You'll just end up making her furious. If it's her first time, give her verbal cues. Talk to her. Women love to talk while having sex. Hell, they love to talk anyway. So talk to her and guide her. She'll love you for it. And as far as your climax goes, as her if she's like you to empty yourself on her breasts. I she agrees have fun. If not, grab that damn tissue or head to the loo!
Making love to a woman isn't all that difficult if you pay attention and actually 'make love' and not just f**k. F*****g is what animals do. A woman might want to ride that animal in you but not always. Do it only if she wants you to. Let it be her choice not yours. Or else remember a simple rule...soft and tender will get you into places you have only dreamed about in your dirtiest fantasies. A little bit of care, good eye contact and listening to what she's saying and feeling can get you in her good books in no time. A little bit of attention and you can avoid all the boob-y traps and find your way to succulent breast beauty!
Words: La Senorita Caliente

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