Tuesday, September 09, 2008

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Here We Go Again!!! Malaysia BULLeh

Ahmad did it again, told Chinese not be American Jews

Penang Umno leader Ahmad Ismail, the man at the centre of the 'racial slur' controversy, warned Chinese Malaysians not to mimic American Jews who not only seek to control the country's economy but also its political power.

In an explosive 50-minute press conference, Ahmad who claimed time and again that he was not a racist, vowed that he would not apologize for his remarks which sparked the controversy. "While it is not difficult to say sorry - for the sake of my Malay dignity, I resolve not to apologize no matter what others may say. I am willing to take the risk (for not doing so)," he said in a 14-page statement.

The press conference, which was held at the Penang Umno headquarters this afternoon, ended with shouts of 'Hidup Melayu' from about 50 local party leaders who were there.
Soon after the event, former Penang Umno committee member Zainol Abidin Hashim, with the help from his colleagues pulled down the photo of Gerakan acting president Dr Koh Tsu Koon which adorned one of the walls in the party headquarters.
Koh's picture frame, which sat next to the photos of the Penang governor and his wife, was subsequently smashed.

As the glass broke into pieces, Zainol removed Koh's photo from the frame and tore it into half. Koh, who is former Penang chief minister, has been trading barbs with Ahmad, the Bukit Bendera Umno division chief, over the issue.

Ahmad: Take this as a warning

Earlier, Ahmad told the minority Chinese not to go overboard in hurting the feelings of the Malays and Muslims.

"I want them to know, I want them to take this as a warning from the Malays. Malays and Muslims have been provoked many times. We have been patient because we want to maintain stability in the country," he said.

"Remember! The patience of Malays and Muslims has its limits. Do not push us to the wall, where we will be forced to reject the Chinese for the sake of our survival.

"If what I say sounds too strong for BN, take this as a warning from the Malays and Muslims as this has nothing to do with Umno. Do not pressure Umno leaders until they are caught in a dilemma."

He then sounded a dire warning to Koh and Gerakan.

"I want Koh Tsu Koon and Gerakan to take responsibility for whatever untoward incidents that could happen in this country of ours."

Ahmad also called upon BN leaders to "kick Gerakan out" from the ruling coalition.
Later, in a hastily-organised press conference at 10.30pm, Koh announced that Penang Gerakan had decided to cut all ties with its counterpart effective immediately.

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then, marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

PARIS : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.
What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker,
my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor :"One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Monday, September 08, 2008

Management Cartoons... For Monday Blues!!!







Sunday, September 07, 2008

Blind Sign...

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat.


A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, 'Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?'


The man said, 'I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way.'
What he had written was: 'Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it.'

Do you think the first sign and the second sign were saying the same thing?

Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story: Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively.

Live life with no excuse and love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear.

Great men say, 'Life has to be an incessant process of repair and reconstruction, of discarding evil and developing goodness.... In the journey of life, if you want to travel without fear, you must have the ticket of a good conscience.'

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling... And even more beautiful is, knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales!!!

OMG!!! Damn it!!! THIS WEEKEND WILL BE A FUCKING HECTIC WEEKEND!!! Freaking so many sales. Just updated 2 more sales!!! Can't wait to get myself some new toys!!! Hopefully, there are cheap toys so my wallet don't get burnt badly!!!



Yiiipppeee!!! This weekend will be another hectic and busy weekend!!! Will be going around Klang Valley hunting for shopping sales!!! Hope will not blow up my wallet this weekend!!! Anyone interested???







Does Size Really Matter?

In male society, generally speaking, great emphasis is placed on the size of a man's penis. In male to male relationships, penis size is often equated with power, prowess, and ability. In fact, there is much truth to this. A very large penis indicates a superabundance of Yang energy, which is certainly useful on the battle field, for hunting, and other strictly male pursuits.

However, in relationships with women, penis size is practically irrelevant. Much more important is that a man's penis should 'fit' the woman's vagina.

There are, in fact, three different 'sizes' if you will, to be aware of. A woman may have a shallow Vagina, a medium sized one, or a deep Vagina. It is extremely important that the man's penis is the right size. A large penis needs a deep vagina and may even be damaging for a woman with a shallow Vagina. On the other hand a shorter penis will have trouble satisfying a deep Vagina. Fortunately, most of us are in the 'medium' range.

From a healing perspective this 'fitting' is very important. Taoist healing art divides the penis and vagina into areas that correspond to the major organs of the body. This is common in all Chinese medical practices. Areas of the eye, the tongue, the ears, etc., all correspond to the 5 major organs.

In sexual magic, the very tip of the penis corresponds to the heart. The tip of the tongue, by the way also corresponds to the heart.

In the Vagina the order is reversed. That is the Heart area is located within the Vagina around the Cervix. This means that when the penis is inserted fully the Heart areas of each partner lines up. This 'heart to heart' alignment is very important.

The other organs are represented like this; Lungs - around the head of the penis excluding the tip. Spleen/Stomach - along the shaft towards the head; Liver - along the shaft closer to the base; and Kidneys - at the base of the penis.

The Vagina, as mentioned, is lined up in reverse. In a woman, the Kidney area is close to the opening of the Vagina. The Kidney areas then are lined up at full penetration and the other organs as well. In sexual intercourse then, with each thrust, the organs of each partner are stimulated and fortified. This makes not only for healing, but for full body involvement in the activity.

If these areas then, do not line up exactly, an imbalance is created and sex can actually be harmful to the participants.

So how does one know if a potential partner is a good fit? Apart from taking a test drive, so to speak, certain physical features may be good indicaters.

The ideal penis is mushroom shaped and somewhere between 5" & 7" long. The shape and length of a man's thumb is often a good indicator of this. A man with mushroom shaped thumb will have a mushroom shaped penis. A man with pencil shaped thumb will have a similar penis.

A man with a shorter penis will need a woman with a shallow Vagina.

Do not worry if you do not fall into this range as there are exercises one can do to change both the shape and length.

The Five Virtues of the Penis

According to Taoist philosophy, the penis is completely Yang in nature, as the Vagina is completely Yin in nature. It is only when the two are together that there is true balance.

The penis has 5 virtues.

1. The penis is Kind. It exists mainly as a tool for servicing the woman, and in this it keeps on giving and giving.

2. The penis is Righteous. It is not selfish. It performs its duty, yet it is empty on the inside, a hollow tube, with nothing of its own.

3. The penis is Courteous. It is polite. It advances or retreats at the right time. It is hard or soft at the right time. It is shaped neither squarely, nor is it pointed or sharp edged. It will neither hurt nor show lack of discipline.

4. The penis is Wise. It knows how to find a way to please the woman, and it will do whatever is in its power to satisfy her.

5. The penis is Honest. It will keep labouring until it completes its duty. If it cannot fulfill its duty it gives up completely. It is completely honest. If it likes you it stands up straight. If it does not it becomes indifferent.

How Big is He?

Facial characteristics will often indicate penis length.

A long nose, and fingers indicates a long penis. Short nose and short fingers indicates a short penis.

A medium sized penis is indicated by a combination of short and long.

If the tip of the nose is fat, the penis is fat.

Thick lips means a thick penis.

Thin lips means a thin penis.

A mushroom shaped thumb means a mushroom shaped penis. A pencil shaped thumb means a pencil shaped penis.

Is She a Good Fit?

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep. Taoist Sexual Position - Woman on Top

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

What Do We Have In Common?

Lines at the corners of the eyes indicate the person has a strong sexual inclination and is very approachable. A person with no lines at the corners of the eyes have little or no sexual urge.

Deep lines at the mouth indicate strong sexual urge.

A long powerful chin indicates strong sexual urge.

Of course, there are many modifying factors to be aware of, but these characteristic indicate natural tendencies.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Found this interesting article from the internet. Click here for more details. Not sure whether is TALKING COCK or really true!!! But what the heck, reading it make me SMILE!!! Yeah, another Happy Torturous Thursday...

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

MIFC Firework Grand Finale 2008

Last weekend was a long, tiredsome, fun and busy weekend. Went over to Putrajaya for the the grand finale of MIFC firework 2008. Was reluctant at first because hate to go thru the fucking and packed traffic to some firework like last year. But since this the first time, FC is going with me. What the heck!!! Coz I do wat wat her lor!!! Kekekeke!!! Surprising the traffic was quite smooth not like last time till we reach PICC area. The crowd was starting to built up. Found a nice and lovely parking slot!!! In the middle of the road!!! Wakakaka!!! The fireworks were so-so nia. Not high enough and not exciting like last year. Not sure what so GRAND FINALE about it... but for me is the company I enjoyed!!! :) This could be the last time for MIFC fireworks lor... better buck up for next year....

Before headed home, lok-lok was in my head all night making my stomach to start growling for FOOD!!! Dropped by SS15, Subang for Fat Man Lok Lok... Trully yummilicous at this hour!!! FC said I'm like a pregnant lady craving for FOOD!!! Yeah, you're totally right!!! Since I "loved" your comment so much I decide to post your lovely pictures here. CHECK IT OUT!!! Hehehehehe.....

Scenic view of the bridge...

Yahoo... fireworks...

Another display of fireworks...

"Coconut tree" fireworks???

The traffic is terrible when the show was over...

Crappy picture of fireworks from my loyal N70...

N70 again....

YUMMILICOUS... my precious lok-lok...

Ppl busy eating lor... like pig!!!

Hahahaha... like a deer caught in headlights... Yippeee...

Monday, September 01, 2008

My Departed Gift for MySelf!!!

What is the best gift for myself on my last day!!! ICE-CREAMSSSS!!! 3 tubs of ICE-CREAM!!! Let me drown myself in it!!! Yummilicous!!!