Ooppsss... Wrong Flowers?!!!@#$%^&*()

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, .... "Rest in Peace"

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was.

The florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this : somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... "Congratulations on your new location"

ROFL!!! HAhahahahahahahaha!!!!

70 Yards of AWESOMENESS

Check out David Beckham's 70 yards goal against Kansas City Wizards in 05/24/2008. Totally awesomeness...

Change is GOOD...

Change. We all live in a world with constant change. Lately, things happen around me. Bad things. Some good things. But most of them are bad. For example the Nargis cyclone in Myanmar, earthquake in China and most of all, hiccups in family affair. I'm glad everything is back to normal. Anyway, for a change I got myself DARK COPPER RED BLONDE. Fucking long name for a colour. Brown not like brown, red not like red!!! Hahahaha!!! Quoted on the box World's FAVOURITE Color!!! I think it is full of crap, I just got it because it caught my attention. FUCKING LUCKY COLOR!!! Hahahaha.... goodnight... time for my slumber...

Robert Muraine The Great - So You Think You Can Dance

Robert Muraine, also known as "Mr. Fantastic" on the street, puts on an audition unlike any other. By far the best audition I've ever seen, and interesting to watch over and over. This is off the first show of Season 4 on "So You Think You Can Dance." May 22nd, 2008. Pretty funny stuff :)

Here In My Home - Malaysian Artistes For Unity

This a freaking awesome which sing nsync to our Malaysian heart. Multi-artistes racial unity song & video project produced by Pete Teo and directed by Yasmin Ahmad and Ho Yuhang. Artistes involved includes Ning Baizura, Awie, Afdlin Shauki, Jaclyn Victor, Suki and many more.



Press conference by MAFU. Launched on the 15th of May 2008. For more info and to download video and song go to www.malaysianartistesforunity.info

Words & Music: Pete Teo
Artist: Malaysian Artistes
Song: HERE IN MY HOME

Hold on brother hold on
The road is long. We’re on stony ground
But I’m strong. You ain’t heavy

Oh there’s a misspoken truth that lies
Colors don’t bind, oh no.
What do they know? They speak falsely.

Chorus:
Here in my home
I’ll tell you what its all about
There’s just one hope here in my heart
One Love undivided
That’s what it’s all about
Please won’t you fall in one by one by one [with me]?

Push back sister won’t you push back?
Love won’t wait. Just keep pushing on.
Yes I’m strong. You ain’t heavy.

Oh don’t you worry about that…
What we have the shadows can’t deny
Don’t you know it’s now or never?

Rap:

[Malay: TRANSLATED]
Years of fears and years of tribulation
The heart keeps searching for that endless devotion

[Chinese: TRANSLATED]
Hand in hand we’ll march like blood brothers
I speak for my people hope we’ll find peace forever

[Tamil: TRANSLATED]
May the road ahead quench my thirst for success
May the road behind echo a song of the blessed

[English]

So I will let it be known yes I feel it in my bones

No matter where I roam this is home sweet home

Sing!

Current Status...

WORRIED...

SHOCKED...

TURMOIL STATE...

Movie Mania... Can't Wait to Watch...

Tropic Thunder - R-Rated Trailer

New HD red band (R-rated) trailer for 'Tropic Thunder' - starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Jay Baruchel, and Justin Theroux. A group of self-absorbed actors set out to make the most expensive war film. But after ballooning costs force the studio to cancel the movie, the frustrated director refuses to stop shooting, leading his cast into the jungles of Southeast Asia, where they encounter real bad guys. Release Date is August 15th, 2008.



The Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The blockbuster global "Mummy" franchise takes a spellbinding turn as the action shifts to Asia for the next chapter in the adventure series, "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor." Brendan Fraser returns as explorer Rick O'Connell to combat the resurrected Han Emperor (Jet Li) in an epic that races from the catacombs of ancient China high into the frigid Himalayas. Rick is joined in this all-new adventure by son Alex (newcomer Luke Ford), wife Evelyn (Maria Bello) and her brother, Jonathan (John Hannah). And this time, the O'Connells must stop a mummy awoken from a 2,000-year-old curse who threatens to plunge the world into his merciless, unending service.

Doomed by a double-crossing sorceress (Michelle Yeoh) to spend eternity in suspended animation, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor and his 10,000 warriors have laid forgotten for eons, entombed in clay as a vast, silent terra cotta army. But when dashing adventurer Alex O'Connell is tricked into awakening the ruler from eternal slumber, the reckless young archaeologist must seek the help of the only people who know more than he does about taking down the undead: his parents.

As the monarch roars back to life, our heroes find his quest for world domination has only intensified over the millennia. Striding the Far East with unimaginable supernatural powers, the Emperor Mummy will rouse his legion as an unstoppable, otherworldly force...unless the O'Connells can stop him first. Now, in "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor," the trademark thrills and visually spectacular action of the "Mummy" series will be redefined for a new generation.

"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" is helmed by director Rob Cohen ("The Fast and the Furious," "xXx") and written by Alfred Gough & Miles Millar ("Spider-Man 2," television's "Smallville"). Reprising their roles as producers in the series are Bob Ducsay, Sean Daniel, Stephen Sommers and James Jacks. Release Date is August 1, 2008.



X-Files: I Want to Believe

New HD trailer for 'The X-Files: I Want to Believe" - starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Xzibit , Amanda Peet, and Billy Connolly.

It is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the show's most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the complicated relationship between Fox Mulder (Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Anderson) in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulder's pursuits. Release Date is July 25th, 2008.



Star Wars - The Clone Wars - "Like You Never Seen It Before"

The 90-minute premiere episode of the CGI animated series Star Wars: The Clone Wars will have a limited release in U.S. cinemas starting August 15th, 2008.

Not only will this be the first 3-D animated movie for the highly-successful saga, but this will also be the first Star Wars movie not released through Twentieth Century Fox. Fox released all six Star Wars movies, plus the original microseries The Clone Wars on home video.

But Warner Bros. and Turner Broadcasting will release Star Wars: The Clone Wars this time. The principle reason is that Turner's and W.B.'s subsidiary, The Cartoon Network, managed to snag the rights to the series from creator George Lucas.

SUPERMODEL named world's HOTTEST Woman

Supermodel Marisa Miller has been named Maxim Magazine's most beautiful woman in 2008.


American supermodel Marisa Miller has knocked actress Lindsay Lohan from the top of men magazine Maxim's list of the 100 hottest women in the world.

It was the first time that Miller, 29, a Victoria's Secret model, appeared on the annual list and comes after she also graced the cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

"(Miller) embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel. Not since Cindy Crawford ruled the catwalk has a pinup born and bred on US soil so thoroughly captured the imagination of the American male," noted Maxim editorial director James Kaminsky.

Lohan, who topped last year's list of the Hot 100 "Ultimate List of the World's Most Beautiful Women," fell to a somewhat lukewarm No. 9.

"After a tumultuous year involving a car wreck and rehab, La Lohan had Hollywood wondering if she was worth the trouble," said Kaminsky.

Miller was followed by actress Scarlett Johansson, a "dangerously curvy bombshell" who, according to Maxim, also possesses "the acting chops to back up her mind-melting hotness".

And while Jessica Biel may have starred on the US family-friendly television drama 7th Heaven as a preacher's daughter, the actress is starring at No. 3 on the Hot 100.

Britney Spears just cracked the Top 20 in the ninth annual list, squeaking in at No. 19 after a year that included stints in rehab and a notorious head-shaving incident.

The rest of the list includes the usual suspects - Beyonce, Charlize Theron, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, and some new faces, including 22-year-old Ashley Tisdale from the hit tween movie series High School Musical.

Rounding out the Hot 100 women in film, television, music, sports and fashion at No.100 is Tila Tequila, the self-professed bi-sexual TV reality star.

Maxim Magazine's top 10:

1. Marissa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

Hi, I'm a Marvel...and I'm a DC: Iron Man and Batman

Nicely done and fucking humorous!!! As the summer of 2008 is already here, Iron Man and Batman compare notes on their respective franchises in this Mac/PC parody. Check out here for more.

CHARICE PEMPENGCO on OPRAH SHOW

Check this out. Totally awesome by Charice Pempengco. Magnificent vocal.