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It seems so near but yet so far... Mada mada dane...

To Hate or Not To Hate?

Wah sei!!! Now tagging season ar? Suddenly so many tag to do geh? *fainted* Morning morning already got tagged by belle. Nvm, nvm do this one first later only do other tag. This one should not take too long. I'm doing this tag while at meeting... Hehehehe.. keng mou!!! Here goes, here is my tag:-

1. Food you hate
Errrrr..... food that I hate. Diuu..... this one damn hard to answer, I love eating, means I love food!!! So food that I hate, hate and hate is, cannot think of any food... Wait, wait wait, I know!! The food that I really fucking hate is the food without any TASTE!!! Hehehehe.... clever or not?

2. Fruits that you hate
Shit lar... talk about eating somemore ar? Geez, who don't like fruits wor? Fruits is the source of vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F........... and Z. I love my fruits. So I think I will skip this question.

3. Veggies that you hate
Hahhahaa... this should be easy. I used to freaking hate veggies when I was small. Mum used to spoon feed me with green veggies. Thank you, Mum, now I love eating some of the green veggies especially as asparagus. Anyway, I still hate to have slimy veggies like brinjal and ladyfinger.

4. Celebrities or people that you hate
Celebrities I really hate ar? Mmmhhhhh.... there are many, but the names keep playing in my mind now is BRITNEY SPEARS and STEVEN LIM. Wait, wait is Steven Lim is a celebrity? Who is Steven Lim? The guy who do tiger dance with his YELLOW panties on Singapore Idol for hie 5 minutes fame. I think he is on his own league, if you know I mean. Not sure why his name came up, maybe I saw his video post on Xiaxue's blog on the 7 most hated bloggers. BRITNEY SPEARS!!! The MILF of the century? Nah... she is ugly and mess up bitch after get married. Aiya no need to explain anymore, I think some of you also know better.

5. Event/Incident/Situation that you hate
MMhhhh.... what I hate ar? Any event, incident or situation that make my family and anyone that know and close to me sad and hurt. Touch wood!!! Bleuk!!!

6. TV Shows or Movies that you hate
Movies or TV shows that I hate are those with crappy story lines and repeated jokes.

7. Type of Music that you hate
Music, music, music which one of you, I hate the most? So far there is no music I hate currently. It depends on my mood lah... If mood good, listen to Michael Buble lor.. if mood bad, mah listen to Prodigy or Metalica. Hehehehehe....

8. Household chore that you hate
Diiuuu....... who like to do household chore wor?? You find me one people who like, I kasi belanja makan roti canai!!! Hahahhahaha.... But, I really really hate to wash and wax my car. Really beh song one, after wash and wax ar, sure raining one!!! Then all the efforts gone down to longkang... NMKCCB!!!!

9. Things you hate about the world
Racism, bias, war, bla bla bla bla..................

10. Things that you hate about yourself
I LOVE MYSELF. So not need to answer... Wait, there is one!!! I hate my uncle visit!!! Really really piss off, if he come visit me often. Dunno WTF he come visit me for!!! Alway make me grumpy and moody. Even Mum and Dad do not dare to kacau and stay away from me!!! Scary boh??!! Hehehehehe...

Yes.... finish the tag. Now come the hardest part, who shall I tag? I know... let's tag...
Saoirse - My jieeeeee
iluvtina - "mummy" of the year
crysviolette - my Italian wife?? Hehehehe..
Have fun doing the tag!!! Adioosss...back to work!!!

Great News for kkjm!!!

Great news!!! Great news!!! Not 1 great news but 2 great news!! First, my first wife will be back to Malaysia after her three months stint at Austin, USA. She will be arriving at KLIA this Wednesday, so that means this Thursday I will meet up with her. Yahoooo.......!!!! I think her kai ka lo sure go KLIA to fetch her... Geezzz.. Second great news is that my fifth wife will mostly probably join back SkalaBebas if she got thru the interview. Let's pray hard and keep the fingers cross. Love you both... Mucksss... Big happy family once more, yiipppeeee...!!!

Mada mada dane. Still got one tag to do from Ah Huei. I'm so darn lazy, maybe get it done by this week. What a slow Sunday? Let's listen to Michael Buble - Everything, nice and relaxing. Really can't get enough of Michael Buble's song.

Michael Buble - Everything

Good night.... Hope tomorrow will be a better day... Jaa ne..!!

046461234 - Whose Number is this?

Update: At 1:58 pm just now, I did call this number 04-6461234!!! Keng mou?!! First try, the line was engaged, so mah call for second time, and guess what!!!! It is true!!! There is a girl behind that number saying Jia Jian Le!!! WTF? Scary and spooky!!! Luckily, it is broad day light here and so many people around me. Hehehehe.. I did passed the phone my colleague to verify it, I scare me listen wrongly mah. And yes, he also listen the same thing, but he mentioned that it is most probably is a recording message. How true is it? Let you guys call up that number and decide yourself. At least I did call that number and listen the sweet little voice. Hahahahhahahahahhaa....................

Hello!!! Wei wei!!! Moshi moshi!! Not sure whether this news is old news or what. I get to know about this when I was browsing thru lowyat forum. Recently, a local number, 046461234, spreading around like nobodt business. It is rumoured that this telephone number is actually haunted, not sure how true is it. It claimed that after you dailed the number, you'll hear a girl's sad voice repeating something like "Jai Jian le" (see you again). And surprise, surprise you won't be charged for the call. Furthermore, it is said that the voice belongs to a girl before she commit suicide.

So scary boh? Anyone have the balls to call that number? Kenny, I remember you got a blog writting about this kind of phenomena. You maybe want to check it out. Try at your own risk. Hehehehee... Maybe I should try and investigate this mystery. Some claimed that they called TM and been informed that this number is related to a suicide case. Some even claimed that that before putting the phone down, they can hear the girl said "you have 7 days remaining" macam the horror movie, The Ring. WTF?? Dunno how true issit? In my opinion, this story has been over exaggerated until there are a few version of it.

From the forum, I also get to know that you can google this number up using Google.com revealing more website relating to this number. Check out also lowyat forum. There are some lists, claims and reactions about the haunted number. Not sure which is true, which is bullshitting. I copied some here.

'She was saying 'Jai jian le' (Goodbye)and then she suddenly screams 'Pu yao ta lai le' (Don't call here anymore. I threw my phone and break it. Thats the last word and its echoing in my head now. Is there really such a person? Can someone tell me the truth?'

'it could be land line connected to a answering machine or a programmable device... There's lot of people said that you won't be charged for calling this number... strange... base on the format of the number it's not a toll free number... or tm make it a toll free number? or the waiting tone is changed to the recorded voice... it must be tm people doing it'

'experienced before..but with different number and a girl was on the line shouting "help me help me !" and i was like wtf ?'

'I call telekom ask them if this number is available they say no. I ask why , they ask me back why I need to know this number. I cincai say I like this sequence of digit for my house phone want to buy from the owner of this number, so they tell me , it is currently under pending for some investigation. I ask what , they say the girl own this number murder her own family and commit suicide. I ask then investigate what , just release the number and let me have it lah , the operator say need to know the reason for suicide bla bla bla, I dont dare to dial'

'ok i was pretty afraid to call that number so i call telekom to verify and they told me the exact story above...plus something extra... they say the phone number is pending investigation and blocked! and no way anyone could call that number anymore. why the number is blocked? becoz they received reports that strange things happened to those who listened to that voice... and to think that u guys actually successfully called the number zai jian la...wooooooo'

'i heard my uncle say the number is a scam if u dun belive but u will be scared and this is what happens AFTER 7 DAYS if u called the number: the number will call u back in 7 days at nite exactly at 1 am and 3 am... will u dare to pick up?'

'All that I could remember is that I black out after calling this number. I could listen to a voice putting me to sleep. She gently told me to let go. I don't know let go off what. I just feel really sleepy and I doze off. My girlfriend said I was mumbling 'Goodbye' in Mandarin. And she tried waking hard waking me up. After applying 'Minyak Cap Kapak' under my nostrils, I woke up blurry. Thats all that I can remember. I'm scared'

'oh my god when I dialed the number my dog started barking at me, then I felt a cold wind. a really cold wind, no joke! am I going to die?'

'She's a nice girl. I talked to her a couple of times. She told me she was lonely and she just wanted someone to talk to. I thought, why not la huh. I'm alone sometimes and everybody needs a friend also. So I called her. There was no ringtone. She answered right away. I chatted with her a while. She told me her parents were out and she doesn't sleep much.Everything was okay. Until the moment I asked her, her name. She just kept repeating 'Jai Jian Le'. And I heard the exact whisper behind me.Gosh, I must have fainted'

So those who are brave enough, please do leave a comment and tell us your experience about it. Call at your own risk. Don't run back to me and sue kau me for scaring you, ok!! If you all still do not believe, why not try to download the recorded sound of the call here. Have fun!!

Freaking Busy Week...

Since last week till today, I was really busy, really did not have time blog properly. Unable to see sunlight a few days. Last Thursday, I was late for work as I u-turn back to home to get fresh clothes as I had a nose bleed. Did not notice it till the smell of blood caught attention. By that time, my t-shirt already drenched with my blood and my face was bloody, like kena belasah. Hahahahaha.... Nose bleed again... Geez.. Must be the weather or must be the stress due to the workload lately, need to handle 2 big quality issues.

Anyway, the fire drill rehearsal was on going when I reached, locked out from the premises for half an hour. What a day to start work? Took a puff before entering. Can't remember since when the last time I participate in a fire drill rehearsal. Has been quite something. I think the last one I had is during secondary. Must due to my work nature at my previous company, I miss out the fire drill. Luckily no fire, if not I already become roasted pig!! Hehehe...

That evening, Handsome Guy and I left the company early for Warehouse Sales at PJ. Planning to get a pair of Levis jean but as usual, the warehouse sales was really disappointing. Not much variety, mostly large size left and 2 price tags for members and non-members. Sucks big time.

Since we were near PJ Oldtown, I decided to try out the Claypot Chicken Rice and double-boiled soup I read before at Precious Pea's blog. It has been ages since I visited PJ Oldtown. The shop located directly opposite the Pasar Besar Jalan Othman. The shop has no name or signage. We ordered Claypot Chicken Rice for 2 people, 2 barley ice, 1 small plate of green vege (not sure what it call already, just cincai order nia), 1 black pepper pig stomach for myself and 1 ABC soup for Handsome Guy. The claypot came in a big portion but just nice for me and Handsome Guy. The well-marinated chicken, lap cheong and the salted fish are yummilicous. The small plate of green vege is large in portion, drenched with oyster sauce and garlic oil. Overall pleasant, cheap and good meal to have, only that I was sweating profusely, panasssssssnya!!! Total damage only RM22 including the drink!!! Isn't it cheap??

Been locked out of the company...

Taking a puff while waiting...

PJ Oldtown... at the evening...

Makan time... near the Pasar Besar Jalan Othman...

Busy, busy, busy...

Pig brain soup!!!???? Auntie ar, wrong liao...

I want this one... Black pepper pig stomach soup...

Yummilicous... Claypot Chicken Rice...

Handsome Guy's ABC soup (mixed vege soup)

Green vege with oyster sauce and oil garlic...

Makan, makan, makan....

Claypot Chicken Rice Shop opposite the PJ Oldtown wet market...

Rate Your Blog!!!

Interesting!!! Wonder what is the rating for your blog or website? Check it out!!! My blog is rated RESTRICTED, must be my love for all my seven wives to yucky and hamsup!!! Hahhaa.. And my blog is wanted DEAD or ALIVE for the evil shooting of a shallow priest. Not sure what crap it is all about... So what is your blog rating??

WHAT'S MY BLOG RATED?

WHAT MY BLOG WANTED FOR & WHAT'S THE REWARD?

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Columnist Lai Ma on Sex in Kancil

Not sure whether these are old jokes or not. Just got from a forwarded email. Anyway, it did helps to bring a little laughter in me on this blardy hectic day. Hope it does to you all.

Dear Lai Ma on 'Sex in Kancil'
The recent hoo-ha over a couple having sex inside a Kancil has spilled over to the 5Star. Many readers have written in to asked for our expert advice. Our 5Star columnist, Ms Lai Ma(formerly a karaoke lounge singer), is more of a 'Mercedes type' rather than a 'Kancil type'. Nevertheless, she will try to answer your questions as best as she can. And we wish to remind you that the 5Star is 5 times better than that lousy dipshit one-Star competitor.

Dear Lai Ma
Every time I and my girlfriend make out in a Kancil, the car will start rocking up and down. This motion attracts the attention of passing cops who then come and park their motorcycle in front of the car. Is there a way to prevent the Kancil from rocking up and down? I have already changed the absorbers, tyres and even the cushi on covers, but nothing works. I hope you don't mind my asking you this very technical question.
- Nuclear Scientist

Dear Nuclear Scientist
This is a very technical problem and needs very specialized knowledge to solve. I know that my departmental office boy makes out with his girlfriend in a Kancil in the car park at night. He uses a car jack to first jack up the side of the car a bit. When the weight of the car rests on four wheels and one jack, it will not rock very much. Don't be afraid to ask us technical questions. We, at the 5Star, are all very technical people.

Dear Lai Ma
I have made out with guys in both Mercedes and Kancils. I find that I am able to achieve better orgasms inside a Kancil. Does that mean that Kancil drivers are better lovers than Mercedes drivers?
- Beh Pai Seh

Dear Beh Pai Seh
Kancil drivers are not better lovers. The reason why you have been getting better orgasms in a Kancil is because the car is very cramped inside, which gave you a much tighter feeling. The tighter the better mah......

Dear Lai Ma
My boyfriend just bought a new Kancil and I find that there is not enough space in the back seat for proper lovemaking. My legs would stick out of the left window and his legs stick out of the right window. Do you think we should modify the car?
- Miss Contort

Dear Miss Contort
Your legs.....left window....his legs......right window. Oh...I understand now! Please do not, I repeat, do not attempt the "sixty-nine" position inside anycar. Get a hotel room instead.

Dear Lai Ma
We read so much about people having sex in a Kancil. My girlfriend and I decided to try it. So yesterday she went down on me in the front seat. But I find that the Kancil is really cramped, and her head keeps blocking me from reaching the gear shift. Is this normal?
- First Timer

Dear First Timer
You want to reach the gear shift, for what? Oh....my.....gawd......!!! You are awesome !!! But I think that in future, before you and your girlfriend try oral sex, you should stop the car first.

Dear Lai Ma
I hear everybody talking about having sex with kancil nowadays, like it is the hottest thing to do. I orso want. So I go to the jungle to see if I can catc h a female kancil. But I catch nothing. Because I think everybody caught all the kancil already. Never leave some for me. Why like dat? Why the world so fucked up?
- Chin Tu Lan

Dear Tu Lan
You are a pervert. Also retarded. Very. People have sex in Kancil, not with kancil. You understand the difference or not, idiot? Ni Na Beh. I don't want to answer this type of sick questions any more. And how many times must I tell you not to write to me? But my talkcock editor said that we are a 5 star paper and we should not discriminate against perverts. He said that dirty perverts need love too. What a moron. But okay, if you want to make love to Kancil, go right ahead. Just stick your dick into the exhaust pipe, and have fun. And tell me which Kancil you are using. Because I want to come and start the engine.

p/s: Love the last one from Chin Tu Lan. I think he really tu lan till need to fuck a kancil.

Sales!!! Sales!!! Sales!!! Levis & Dockers!!!

James Kyson Lee’s Ando Masahashi regular on Heroes!

Yahooooooooo................. Ando, Hiro Nakamura's loyal sidekick will back from second season as a regular. Must be a great news for HHTHJM!!! Hehehehe... Not sure in second season of Heroes whether Ando will have superpower like others or just a regular next door guy. But anyway, a great news for all the fans of Heroes.

James Kyson Lee’s Ando Masahashi becomes “a full-fledged regular” on “Heroes” in the new season, the actor is glad to report. As far as he is concerned, Ando, who started off as the rather reckless and feckless pal of Hiro (Masi Oka) on the NBC hit, “has gone through one of the biggest growth transformations of all the characters. He started off thinking Hiro was living in a fantasyland, but slowly became a believer. Now he’s started spearheading some of their actions. He’s an important part of this mission, even though he doesn’t have powers right now. That’s something people can latch onto — the idea of facing danger knowing you’re mortal and don’t have super abilities. Ando plays the perspective of an audience member, and asks a lot of the questions viewers would ask.”

The Seoul-born, Bronx-bred Lee says that as far as socializing with the rest of the “Heroes” cast, “We try to when we have time, but there’s not a lot of time. We work at such a frenetic pace. One week I had to shoot four different scenes with four different directors. It was insane.”

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Masi Oka on TV Guide: “Kensei is NOT Japanese”

As we all know this week’s edition of TV Guide (in stores Thursday, and if you are a subscriber you might have received it already) includes an interview with Masi Oka.

Wonderful interview, lots of spoilers, background information and commentary from one of the most beloved actors on Heroes, Masi Oka.

We suggest you go grab a copy of TV Guide and read the whole thing, in the meantime we offer you here a short -but sweet- snippet. When announcement was made that David Anders landed the role of Kensei, fans raised in arms: “Impossible!” “Kensei is Japanese!” “He’ll need lots of make-up!”, forgetting -maybe- that this is Heroes, not your average TV show. Masi Oka offers an explanation:

The characters on Heroes will leap forward four months when the show returns on September 24–everyone, that is except Hiro. The time-tripping fanboy, played by Masi Oka, was suddenly teleported to 1671 Japan in the cliff-hanger of last May’s finale. The Season 2 premiere will find him right where we left him–stuck in the middle of samaurai who are about to wage war.

Immediate danger aside, isn’t this Hiro’s dream come true?
Mine, too. It’s the dream of many Japanese boys. We grow up playing samurai like kids in the U.S. play cowboys. Even the crime prodeurals on Japanese TV are set in feudal Japan.

Will you spill some exclusive scoop?
Next season, Hiro meets the legendary warrior Kensei, his hero from childhood, but it turns out the storybooks have exaggerated. Kensei isn’t the kind of man Hiro idolized. This will put Japan’s future at stake, so Hiro has to make this Kensei into the one of legend.

Alias’ David Anders has been cast as Kensei, but he isn’t Japanese. What’s with that?
If you remember, Kensei didn’t look Japanese in the ancient tapestry [seen in Season 1]. But I have no idea where the writers are going with this. Here’s another mystery: They told me something terrible will be happening in the present, maybe because Hiro wasn’t there. When he returns to modern day, he’s in for the shock of his life.

Heroes has also hired Japanese pop star Eriko Tamura to play a feudal princess. Do we detect a hint of romance in the air?
She’ll fall in love with Hiro, but this will be a disaster because she is supposed to fall in love with Kensei. Eriko is very famous in Japan–not quite a Britney Spears, more a like a Kelly Clarkson.

First Charlie from the diner, now this. Is Hiro doomed to fall in love with the right girls at the wrong time?
I think that’s going to be the nature of every romantic story for Hiro. When the writers decide they’re done with me, I hope they send Hiro back in time where he can live forever in a an infinite time loop with one of his women. Or maybe all of them! It can be like Big Love. “I’ll be right back, Charlie. I’m going to run next door and see the princess!”

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