8 Little Facts Bout kukujiaoman

Tag??!! Alamak, I been tagged by our November gal, iluvtina. She somemore come to blog and asked me to do her tag. So sure must give face to her mah, she is my close friend since we were small. Heheheh... here goes, from here onwards, you all, my loyal kukujiaoman fans and my lovely seven wives will know my little dirty secret about myself, kukujiaoman. Hehehehe... can you all handle the truth, can you??

These are 8 little facts about kukujiaoman:

Fact 1:
Wife. I currently got 5 wives, still looking for others 2 more. Looking for the 2 more to fill in for 4th and 6th. Anyone interested? I love all my wives, no doubt about it. 1st wife, the dai kar jie, now still in Austin, Texas with her kai ka lor!!! Damn kau jeles!!! 2nd wife, the assistant of dai kar jie, who loves to cook movie and a star wars hardcore fan. 3rd wife, the cook of the family, who kahwin lari with other balak to China!!! 5th wife, the sweetest of all, missing her alot coz cannot see her everyday like last time. *crying* And lastly the 7th wife...............

Fact 2:
Michael. The name I gave myself after secondary before joining uni. Believe it or not, the reason I choose this name as my english name, because I love Knight Rider very much when I was small. And the main character played by David, is named Michael Knight. *paiseh paiseh*

Fact 3:
I love to sleep. Never never fucking disturb me when I sleeping. Sufficient sleep is a must for me during weekend or holidays, if not I will become grumpy and make a fuss out of anything. Even my parents scare and don't dare to disturb my beauty sleep. Dun play play!!!??

Fact 4:
Policeman. My ambition when I was little, was to become a policeman. Hehehee.... you know why?? Dunno? Ceh, everyday just saman people nia, then makan rasuah here and there!!! No good meh?? Where to find this of job?? Hehehe... actually small that time, watch too much TVB Police Story, want to catch bad guys mah...

Fact 5:
Good listener. I'm a fucking good listener. No bluff one, many friends come and talk cock to me one!!! So now you all know who to look for when you need someone to share your problem. *seriously* no bluff one...

Fact 6:
HHTHJM. What is that? Diuuuuuuuu... HHTHJM is half heng tai half ji mui lar. Only I got one, other people sure dun have. HHTHJM is one of the kind in the world!!!

Fact 7:
Toilet. Toilet is where you do your shitting and pee-pee!!! Geli rite. But I just love to spend my time in the toilet everyday. No miss one. Do what? Masturbate?? No lar, reading newspaper nia!! Not sure why??!! But the feeling of reading the newspaper while shitting just satisfying. I can sit in there for hours sometimes. Max maybe 1 hour lar. Maybe you all should try it. Hehehehe.....

Fact 8:
I love a woman scent especially the scent of them after taking the bath. The refreshing scent. Not sure why, but sometimes a woman scent can make me nearly cum in my pants. No doubt. Hehehe... hamsup or not??

And i’m tagging along:

saoirse - my beloved jie jie

bobo-robert - self proclaimed handsome guy

ah huei - Payperpost dai kar jie of the month, dun play play!

belle - the farney girl who love to beech...

hello rainbow - future famous fashion designer, an italian housewife, my future 6th wife

Hatred and Despise...

Friendship? What are friends for I wonder? I do have lots of friends with all kinds of background, no doubt. I love makieng make new friends, as meeting more people and building friendship network are quite important to me.

That bring me to this topic, do you ever or really really hate and despise a friend of yours? I do. Felt so ashamed and embarrassed. I hate myself for doing that. I not sure how to explain. I'm kinda of guy who alway see people from a positive perpestive no matter how other people talk bad about he or she. Gaining their trust and respect is alway a good start to a new friendship. I have a friend who rant about her friend this and that and I always advised her that maybe her friend had a bad day or not in the good mood, and that's why she is acting like that. I'm person who is alway easily let people gain my trust but once the trust has broken, I will complete shut them out from my life.

I know W and T thru a friend. Both of them are quite fun to be with only sometimes they over do it with their lame jokes and teasing. But what the heck, I still can live with that. That's what are friends for, able to see their strength and accept their weakness. But lately, I felt there is a gap between me and them. Not sure why. Maybe their fucking action. Maybe their attitude towards other of my friends or the feint smile they wear on their blardy face. So annoying and fake. Heard many bad things about them but I still tried to mingle around but the unwanted feeling of despise and hatred kept growing. Just hate them!!! Hei, I'm no blardy saint, just ordinary kkjm trying to make new friends and enjoy meeting people. Losing one or two of this kind of friends won't be my loss but theirs. I'm still keeping my fingers cross, that we will still remained as friends......

Michael Buble - Wonderful Tonight

Another great song from Michael Buble from his latest album, Call Me Irresponsible. Captivating and alluring song. Yes, you look wonderful tonight, dear. Mucksss...

Artist: Michael Buble ft Ivan Lins
Song: Wonderful Tonight

It's late in the evening; she's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight."

A noite é de festa
E ela veste o luar
Me arrasta e me testa
Se sente uma superstar
E então pergunta
Se eu estou em paz
Eu digo sim:

I feel wonderful tonight
I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes

And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.

I feel wonderful because I see
The love light in your eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize how much I love you.

De volta para casa
Cansados de festejar (de festejar)
Me deita me abraça
Me beije, não quer falar

And then I tell her as I turn off the lights
Darling, Eestavas Linda até demais

I say my darling, you look wonderful tonight
I say my darling you were wonderful tonight

How to Make Friends?

Do you have hard time making friends? Errrr... I have some friends that having hard time to make new friends because they wear a mask on the face while making new friends. Just hate it, right. The key thing to making friends is being a friend yourself and being genuine.

1. Smile always. It's contagious!!
2. Address the person you'd like to make friends by his or her name. This shows that you are interested in getting to know them.
3. Be genuine. People are naturally attracted to someone who is sincere and genuinely interested in them.
4. Relax. Just be yourself.
5. Ask question that will help them start talking. Don't ask questions that are too personal in nature. Don't be busybody.
6. Be a good listener. Put the pair of ears to good use.
7. Build on common ground, such as interests and hobbies.
8. Respect differences of opinion. Gain respect by respecting other people.
9. Give compliments when called for. People always appreciate positive feedback.
10. Keep in touch by inviting them to do something fun together.

Free Hugs In Malaysia, Totally Awesome!!!

Guess what!!! Free Hugs campaign was held in Malaysia!!! Unbelieveable and marvelous!!! I got to know about this when I checked out my second wife blog. I told her about free hugs last few days and she went nuts about it. She gila gila propose we have a Free Hugs campaign at Puduraya first, before move on to Sungai Wang and lastly KLCC. Must be the work stress getting to her. So anyone interested to join to organise our own Free Hugs campaign??Hehheehhee...!!! She read about a Free Hugs Campaign held in Melaka over the weekend organised by one society on the newspaper. I think will ask her tomorrow which newspaper she saw. So now can anyone give me a big warm hug??

Check out the videos below and ENJOY IT!! Hail and salute to Joey, Celine, Nindy and Jarrod for spreading the love in Klang Valley thru hugs. Wei, if anyone out there know them or know how to contact them, tell me about it. Maybe I interested to join the next Free Hugs campaign, who know wor??!!! Hehehehe... Checking out 1st and 2nd video by them, I think they giving out free hugs at 1U, if not mistaken. The 3rd video was from KK by another group of people. Keep up the great work, guys and gals!!! A hug is all what we need to keep us going on and on......

FREE HUGS (FRHX) MALAYSIA (Music by Naked Breed)

FREE HUGS MALAYSIA Part 2 (Music by OAG)

FREE HUGS IN KOTA KINABALU

p/s: Not sure you all notice the 1st and 2nd video, mostly are the childrens who are willing to giving out hugs to strangers. How ironic. Simple, naive and untainted mind of theirs compare to ours. Shame on ourselves....

Chronicles of Gay Continue part 1

NMKCCB!!! Last Saturday after my treasure hunt brief at USJ1, I went to the gym to work out. Guess who was there? Yes, you are totally correct. I met the blardy bastard again while I work out. Damn, feeling a bit nausea just looking at him!! Must be my freaking pheromone that attracted him!! Hahaha... As usual, after working out and sauna, I had a steam bath before shower.

As I predicted, not more than 5 minutes, guess who decide to join me for a steam bath. The bastard in birthday suit. I was really annoyed and agitated by the guy's action. WTF happen to the manners to cover yourself in front of other people.

He was lying down and relaxing while his dick limps on his body.Fucking gross!! WTF, really cannot take it anymore, I decided to do something bold. Without hesitation, I stared at his dick, as if my eyes shoot out a laser beam, vaporizing his damn dick. The bastard noticed that I stared at him and decides to sit up and tried to cover himself. Yahooooo.....!!! Revenge was so sweet, must be my laser eyes successfully vaporize his dick together with 2 ding dongs.

Hopefully this chronicles of gay ended here. If not, I will keep you guys posted on my next visit to the gym. Ouccchhhhh.. hopefully next time I will not meet him again. Keeping my fingers cross!!!

p/s: Please read first from my previous post, if dunno what the hell I'm talking....

Die Harder with Maggie Q

Hot! Hot! Hot! Smoking hot! Maggie Denise Quigley or better known as Maggie Q is so yummilicous and seductive, no doubt about it! I fell in love with her when I saw her in Naked Weapon. And she did not fail to mesmerize me in Mission Impossible 3 either. She is of Vietnamese and Irish-American descent and was a fashion model and television personality before she became a movie actress. Did you all know she is a vegeterian? Yes, our lovely Maggie Q is vegeterian but she still a party animal. Recently, Die Hard 4.0 star Maggie Q has been named Asia's sexiest vegetarian in a poll run by the animal rights group PETA. How awesome!!! So as I promised from my previous post, scroll down and ENJOY IT!!

Can Anyone Give Me a Hug?

I really need a hug!!! *sobbing* Sometimes, a hug is all what we need, to move on or when we are really down. I totally agreed, especially when we are down or emotional stress out, just a hug from friends or even a stranger will our spirit up. A hug brings out the happiness and and smiles among us showing there still love present inthis world of globalization. A hug is free. We just need a little courage to stop and look around, see our friends and family to share our love. I want to hug all my lovely seven wives!!! Lai lai, come come, we hug hug and sek sek!!! Hehehehehe.... While I was surfing, I got know about Free Hugs. Check the videos below and ENJOY IT.

Official Free Hugs Campaign Video by Juan Mann, himself

Free Hugs in Seoul by Jinwoo Shin

The ending Korean comment means:
Free Hugs
In this place, there is love
In this place, there are smiles and happiness
To find this place, you need not money
You just need alittle courage
Stop. Look around and see your friends and family
And share the love

So what is Free Hugs? Free hugs is a real life controversial story of Juan Mann, a man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger to brighten up their lives. In this age of social disconnectivity and lack of human contact, the effects of the Free Hugs campaign became phenomenal. Read here how Free Hugs all started by Juan.

As this symbol of human hope spread accross the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs campaign BANNED. What we then witness is the true spirit of humanity come together in what can only be described as awe inspiring. In the Spirit of the free hugs campaign, PASS THIS TO A FRIEND and HUG A STRANGER! After all, if you can reach out just one person, isn't it great!!!

Did you all know that participants on the forum of the official Free Hugs campaign website have decided to declare an official International Free Hugs Day. This will fall on the first weekend after the 30th of June, every year. On Saturday the 7th of July this year, or more specifically on 7/7/07. The purpose of the day is to promote the Free Hugs campaign. The organisers are hoping that hundreds of people around the world will be distributing free hugs on this day. Not sure how successful is the campaign, let's see and check it out for the next few days on this.....

Sometimes, a hug is all what we need...

Friday Nite Out for Die Hard 4.0

Yesterday evening, another movie outing to watch Die Hard 4.0 a.k.a. Live Free or Die Hard, 4th installment of Die Hard. This time only 6 of us including my second wife and HHTHJM (half heng tai half ji mui) went for this outing. A new colleague, J, who is new in town joined us for this movie, crazy girl that craves for medicine. Must be high at that time. This time we went to GSC, 1Utama for the movie and coincidently, my colleague, YT and his wife also there to watch the movie at the same time. Somemore dare to ask me to go watch him have dinner at Vietname Kitchen!!! No belanja also!!! Hehehe....

Die Hard 4.0 directed by Lens Wiseman and staring our Bruce Willis (hard-to-die John McClane), Timothy Olyphant (the baddie), the cute Justin Long (Matthew Farrel), smoking hot asian babe Maggie Q (Mai Linh, baddie's gf) and the lovely Mary Elizabeth Winstead (John McClane's feisty daugther). Here’s the deal about the movie. A group of mouse-wielding nerds who sick of having their cyber-toil go unnoticed, unknowningly help the baddies to use their web-wizardry to teach America a lesson it’ll never forget. Traffic lights all go green. Television stations kaput. No electricity. Telecommunications network down. Just like Armageddon.. So who will save the day? A technology savvy nerd armed with a PDA and lightning-fast hacking skills? Or a hardened old-skool NYPD cop with a latent disregard for the laws of physics and his own set of rules? Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!

I just got to hand it to John McClane. 19 years after his first outing, and the blardy guy still hasn’t lost a thing. In fact, I enjoyed to see a 52 year-old man still kicking the baddies' ass no matter what is the situation and his feisty daugther, Lucy McClane, must be the genes. The destruction of cars, trucks, choppers, planes and highway never failed to amaze me.

It is true, the action is often extreme to the point of ridiculousness. But what the heck and who care, as long John McClane still kick ass. I had a hard on watching the tunnel scene where a car flying crashing toward John and Matt but stopped by 2 other cars beside them and where John McClane thrown himself out of a speeding car which seconds later flies off a ramp into a henchman-packed helicopter!!! Awesome !!!

In that movie, Maggie Q was hot, hot and sizzling hot!! No doubt it!! Her sultry voice is so mesmerzing. Love the scene when she kungfu kick McClane left right before McClane bash and throw her around like a rag doll. So painful to watch my Maggie Q been treated like that!!! But too bad for Maggie, as McClane drives an SUV straight through an entire building and down a lift shaft, in a bid to off Maggie Q's 'ninja chick' baddie. Nooooooooooo............!!!!

After the movie, HHTHJM, my second wife and I bid my others colleague goodbye as they are going to Genting for yam cha at Starbuck, and we proceed to SS2 for dinner. At SS2, we had talking cock session among ourselves before going home. Geezzz... we did really have fun at time!!! Next week for movie outing will be Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix...

Digi taikor with his mah chai...

Jieeee... I want popcorn with caramel...ok??

Harry Potter poster at GSC, 1U...

Oit, you got medicine or not?? J who love medicine.. scary rite..

Pic of the Day: My second wife gave me back my hairy balls, oooppsss... I mean hairy rambutan. Hahahah....

p/s: For all my loyal kukujiaoman fans, later I post Maggie Q pictures. Be patient.... Cheers..

I Am Not A Plastic Bag

I'm not sure whether is too late to blog about this, but what the heck. The sales of the shopping bag was yesterday 6th July 2007 at Anya Hindmarch, KLCC for RM55 only!! Yup, you heard me, just RM55 only. This limited edition environmentally friendly designer shopping bag has already been seen on the arms of Keira Knightley and Alicia Silverstone. Keng mou??!!!! Not sure still got one or not, I must get the bag and I need to purchase 7 of the bags, each for my lovely seven wives!! It is cheap for designer shopping bag... Lai lai, come give your support in conjunction with The World Environment Day !!!


Each year, an estimated 500 billion to one trillion plastic bags are consumed worldwide. That is over one million bags per minute. Billions end up as litter each year. Plastic carrier bags can take years to break down in landfill.

We’re helping to cut down on this by offering an alternative. The Anya Hindmarch shopping bag.

THE UK’s leading accessories designer Anya Hindmarch recently announced that her hugely covetable I’m Not A Plastic Bag shopping bag would be rolled out globally.

This limited edition environmentally friendly designer shopping bag is an innovative collaboration with global social change movement, We Are What We Do and has already been seen on the arms of Keira Knightley and Alicia Silverstone.

The bag will be available from July in Anya Hindmarch stores in (Hongkong/ Taiwan/ Singapore/ Malaysia). The bag will be made in a limited edition exclusive colour for South East Asia, cream canvas with chic charcoal grey lettering.

The bag will also be launched in the world’s leading boutiques including Corso Como in Milan, Isetan in Japan and Brown Thomas in Dublin.

I’m Not A Plastic Bag has already achieved cult status in the UK where it was launched in March exclusively through Anya Hindmarch UK stores, in Dover Street Market in London, Colette in Paris and Villa Moda in Kuwait.

The bag was also available nationwide through Sainbury’s supermarkets for a month.

All the organisations involved in this project share the belief that using plastic bags is contributing to long term damage to the environment and wanted to offer an alternative that is stylish, affordable and influences people to make small changes that help to make a major difference.

The bag will retail for just RM55. Needless to say this is not a project that is motivated by profit. Rather it is an awareness initiative to make it fashionable not to use plastic bags. Anya Hindmarch said: “As a luxury fashion brand we are in a position where we can influence. I can’t think of a more positive way to do this than producing a desirable and cost effective alternative to a plastic carrier bag.”

David Robinson, founder of We Are What We Do said: “We are absolutely delighted to be working with Anya Hindmarch and our friends at Sainsbury’s once more. This bag is a testament to the power of collaborative effort - like our books, Change the World for a Fiver and Change the World 9 to 5 - everyone has worked on this bag for nothing and without any one of them, we would not be launching such an exciting and important product today.

“The aim of We Are What We Do is to demonstrate how lots of small actions x lots of people = big change.

“It doesn’t have to involve radical changes to our lifestyles - there are so many simple, practical things that can make a real difference.

“Saying no to plastic bags is just one and we hope that while they’re carrying our bag, people will think of other things that they could do while they’re out shopping.”

To find out more, visit http://www.wearewhatwedo.org/ and http://www.anyahindmarch.com/.

Where to Buy in Malaysia?
How to purchase the shopping bag in Malaysia? This campaign will be launched in Asia this month but there is already a long waiting list !! You can buy the shopping bag at RM55 at
Anya Hindmarch, Malaysia,Lot 105B, 1st Floor, Suria KLCC, 50088 Kuala Lumpur on July 6. For more information, call 603-2382 0877.

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