Yippee-ki-yay, Motherf**ker!!!

Yahooooooooooo..... Just got 6 movie tickets at GSC, 1U to watch Live Free or Die Hard a.k.a. Die Hard 4.0. Can't wait to watch John McClane kick some badass and shout Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!! I hear Maggie Q, the smoking sexy lady kick Bruce Willis's ass in the lift and CC at the powerstation in one of the figthing scene. Hope this movie will have my jaw wide open while watching!!!

p/s: HHTHJM went haywire and decide to go 1U to have lunch and to get the tickets. Must be the stress and the workload. We had lunch at Vietnam Kitchen, 1U, before proceed to get the movie tickets!!

Vietnam Kitchen, 1U...

Tissue lor...

Launching of Black Fury Energy

Yesterday night, I dated Chris out to the Curve for launching of Black Fury Energy. I was entitled to get 6 cans of Black Fury Energy drink for free as I joined the contest. Actually, I was eyeing for 24 iPod Shuffle that they are giving away. After fetching Chris at Kelana Jaya, we head down to BU to have our dinner.

Damn the traffic was fucking terrible for Wednesday night!!! We had our dinner at Vivo, Curve. The food was not good and yummilicous as I expected, as I order Baked Cheese Mushroom Rice and Curry Chicken Rice for Chris. Chris recommended me to try their spaghetti next time. She also insisted me to bring all my lovely seven wives to try out the pancakes restaurant opposite Vivo. Not sure what is the name of the pancakes restaurant!!! I will check out this Friday night after Die Hard 4.0!!! Yippeeee....

After filling up our stomach, we went for the laucnhing of the energy drink. Not much to watch and to be entertain. The emcee, Jiggy sucks to the max with his dry jokes. After I claimed my 6 packs, Chris and I stopped by at the Borders and MPH to get ourselves the monthly dosage of magazines before we go for second round. We had tong shui at KTZ Restaurant, SS2 before balik rumah tidur and sau pei......

Yummilicous garlic bread with mushroom cream soup... Maybe too hungry...

Vivo, American Pizza and Panini...

Boring...

Jiggy, the emcee with his dry jokes...

Launching of Black Fury Energy drink...

Chris's Mango Loh

My Honey Dew Loh, with creamy coconut milk and sago...

6 packs of Black Fury...

Magazines for this month, KLUE... Chris forced me to get KLUE, not sure how informative is it...

p/s: Chris, thanks for accompany me...mucksss..

Ryan vs Dorkman 2: DVD Preview

Guess what? Ryan and Dorkman are coming with their own DVD!!! Must be a great news for my second wife who is chi sin about Star Wars! Should I get this for her next birthday? Or I just let her watch the video here and from my previous post? Hahahahaha..... It will save me a hell lot. Check out their website, there you can watch the videos of the cool fighting scenes with the lightsaber and force and lots of FAQs. You even can buy the original soundtrack. But the DVD production is taking longer than expected to put together and ship, but they came out with a brief preview of some of the content you can expect to find on the final product. Let check it out and ENJOY IT.

How To Improve Your Office Skills In 10 Minutes!!!

1. Never walk without a document in you hands
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employess heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet for pang sai. Above all, make sure you CARRY LOADS OF STUFF home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy
Anytime you use a computer, it looks like "work" to casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you "will" get caught. Your BEST DEFENSE is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training expenses.

3.Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work, it's volume that counts. PILE THEM HIGH AND WIDE. If you know somebody is coming to you desk, bury the documents you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he or she arrives.

4. Voice mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just they wan to give something for nothing. They call because they want YOU to WORK for THEM. That's no way to live. SCREEN all your calls through voice mail. Somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, RESPOND DURING LUNCH HOUR when you know they're not there. It look like you're hardworking and conscientious eventhough you're being devious weasel.

5. Looking impatient and annoyed.
Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always BUSY!!!

6. Leave the office late
ALWAYS leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until later before leaving. Make sure you WALK PAST the past the boss'room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours like 12:00am and during public holidays.

7.Creative sighing for effect
SIGH LOUDLY when there are many people around, givinf the impression that you under extreem pressure.

8. Stacking strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. PUT LOTS OF BOOKS ON THE FLOOR like thick computer manuals are the best.

9. Build Vocabulary
READ UP on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember, they don't have to understand what you say, but you will sound impressive.

10.Have 2 jackets
If you work in a big open plan office, always leave a SPARE JACKET draped over the back of your seat. This gives the impression that you are still on the premises. The second jacket should be worn whule swanning around elsewhere.

11.MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
DON'T FORWARD the above list to your boss by mistake!!!

So which skills have you all mastered and been using it wisely??!!!! Hehehhee.....

Au revoir, Henry - Gunners For Life !!!

I know it is a bit late to blog about Thierry Henry departure to Barcelona. But today, while seacrching some stuffs in wardrobe, I stumbled upon my favourite Thierry Henry's last season jersey. Yup, I'm true supporter of Thierry Henry and Gunners for life. The news of Henry leaving Arsenal did not shocked me because I knew Henry hunger to win the others cup especially Champions League and craving for more!!! No doubt he is one of the greatest player and goal scorer that make his mark in English Premier League. Hope his protégé, Theo Wallcott and the latest player to join the Gunners, Eduardo da Silva will meet up to the expectations and bring the Arsenal up to a new level.

As Henry prepares to join Barca, let's take look back at the mercurial Frenchman's time with Arsenal.

HENRY ARRIVES
In July 1999 Thierry Henry was an unhappy winger with Juventus. One month and £10.5m later he'd been signed for Arsenal by manager Arsene Wenger.

LIFE AS A GUNNER
Henry was quick to adapt to the Premiership and to Arsenal, finding that the Highbury club's style of attacking play suited his pace and flair.

SUCCESS
Henry played his part in a talented Arsenal team that enjoyed considerable domestic success, winning the Premiership and FA Cup double in 2002, above celebrating during the Cup win over Chelsea.

IN A LEAGUE OF HIS OWN
During the 2001/02 season Henry netted 32 goals in all competitions as he led Arsenal to a double and his first silverware with the club.

LEADING FROM THE FRONT
The 2002-03 proved to be another productive season for Henry, as he scored 42 goals in all competitions and contributed 23 assists as he led Arsenal to another FA Cup triumph.

LES INVINCIBLES
The 2003/04 season was a remarkable one for both Arsenal and Henry. The club won the league title by going 38 Premiership games without defeat while Henry bagged 31 goals in 42 appearances.

LEGEND TIME
In October 2005 broke Ian Wright's Arsenal scoring record of 185 goals to become he club's all-time topscorer.

STRAIN BEGINS TO SHOW
When Patrick Vieira left Arsenal in the summer of 2005, after yet another FA Cup triumph, Henry became the club captain. But the pressure soon began to show on the Arsenal talisman.

GOALS TO REMEMBER
Despite a growing discontent at being asked to carry a young team, Henry continued to display signs of genius, especially in goal scoring. Case in point his superb run and goal against Real Madrid in the 2005/06 Champions League.

A FOND FAREWELL
Henry, the Premiership's topscorer in 2005/06 with 27 goals, marked Arsenal's final game at Highbury, on 7 May 2006 with a hat-trick in the 4-2 win against Wigan.

A PAINFUL NIGHT IN PARIS
Henry hoped to win the Champions League in his home city of Paris, but a late show from Barcelona resulted in a 2-1 loss. After another trophyless season and with responsibility for an inexperienced team speculation over his future began to mount.

ONE LAST LAUGH FOR HENRY
The 2006/07 season proved to be another disappointment for Arsenal, but there were moments of pleasure for Henry, such as his last-minute goal in the 2-1 win over Man Utd.

DOWN AND OUT
Henry's final season with Arsenal was blighted by injury, problems with form and fitness and mental fatigue. The time was right for a change.

MASTER AND APPRENTICE
Theo Walcott will be among those most disappointed by Henry's exit. Henry believes talented young players like Walcott will be able to replace him in time.

THANK YOU AND GOODBYE
In his time at Arsenal Henry scored 226 goals in 364 games, with 174 coming in the Premiership. His contribution to Arsenal and English football will be long remembered.

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Thank you Thierry!!! No doubt you are the Greatest!!! Gunners for Life!!!

Another Reason Why Sunway Pyramid Sucks..!!

Who have been Sunway Pyramid lately? Sunway Pyramid is currently subjected to a face-lift on some parts of its premise. I not sure when the construction starts, but I think it has been quite for some period already. The reason I dislike to go to SP because of its carpark and the construction currently going there. Just one word to describe it, SUCKS!! I always face difficulty to get parking slot there, maybe just not my luck. Hahahhaa.. Anyway, back to story, last Sunday, I had an appointment with my friend, YF, from Penang. He was there to attend a product workshop by Amway held the convention center. So you can imagine how packed is SP with poeple and it is Sunday!! People mountain people sea, no bluff!!!

After lunch with my friend, I headed to the car park. Who has been in SP, know that during weekend, the parking for first 4 hours is charge at RM 3.00. There was a long queue at the automated machine to pay for the parking, not sure why. When almost my turn to pay the parking, then I know why it is a long fucking queue. The machine only accepts RM1 because temporarily does not give change or balance. WTF!!! I only had a RM5 note and the rest is RM10. Where the hell I should get the change? With so many people in SP, I was begging for change but in vain. I tried the customer service located near Starbuck, but they can't help also. Really useless!!! They asked to kao tim myselfI! Hahahhaa.. So how?? Cry ar?? Heheh.. no lar.. I decided to go my car to mine for coins and ngam ngam ho can accumalate RM3. Really fucking parking management. So it this my fault not bring RM1 or I'm a sohai???!!

Okay, gtg.. just want to rant nia...leaving for dinner with colleagues.. Ciao..

Parked at Lv5 but the automated machine at Lv8, duii....

Useless piece of junk!!!

WTF!!???

This carpark sucks to max!!

How??! Only got RM5 and Rm10..

What is 4Bs?

You all know what are 5Cs. 5Cs mean...

- Credit card
- Career
- Cash
- Condominium
- Car

So what about 4Bs?? Dunno ler.... let me tell you all, 4Cs mean...

- Bang jio (pee-pee)
- Bang sai (shit)
- Bang pui (fark)
- Bang kang (finish work)

Hahahahhahaha....... learnt from the Singaporeans.

Gosh... Nearly Been Raped Anally!!!!

Do you know the feeling of been watched all the time? Scary and uneasy, right! Especially for me, if it was a male!!!! Today late morning, I went to gym as usual and met this particular guy while I was working out. Mid-thirties, specky kind of guy. This is not the first time he stares at me and keep an eye on me, like he knew me or I owed him big money. I normally just always ignore him.

On this particular Sunday, there was no much people. Dunno why? Since I was rushing to meet up my ex-uni mate at Sunway Pyramid for lunch, I skipped the sauna and straight went for a steam bath. While I getting ready for my steam bath, that guy was there again looking at me. Scary huh? So while I was enjoying my steam bath, a guy came to join the steam bath also. Guess what?!! It is the same guy again and he was naked, ya you heard me! I mean really naked in his birthday suit. With his dick hanging between this 2 dangling balls. Just two of us in there!!! Geli!!! Then after finish taking my shower, that guy was there again happily taking his shower without closing the shower curtain. His shower cubicle was directly facing the hallway. And yes, I saw his balls and dick again. Gosh... I should blind myself at that time!!! Felt so violated and dirty. Hahaha.. the gayness was so intense at that moment. Not sure if that guy aware that I was looking or he just proudly showing off his assets. Must becareful next time he is around. How I know he won't just anally rape me next time like he raped me with his stares!! Hahahhaha.....

Maybe I'm not open minded that I thought I was. But normally people still wear their underwear or have a towel around their waist at the locker, sauna or steam bath area. Where got people go walking around naked with the balls jingle here and there!!!! So guys, have you encounter this before anywhere!! Make sure you all becareful if not..... Hehehehe...