Try these high-heels? You need plenty of nerve!!!

Monstrous Whisper...

Dark cloud over me. Soaking wet. Freezing cold rain. A devil sitting on the shoulder. Whispered something. Things I don't want to know. But it is true. Truth hurts. Love work both ways. I know. Sleepless night. Thank god, an angel came by and put the smile back. An angel I been waiting. Rays of hope. But she flew away after awhile. Gloomy cloudy start to build again. Damn it. Sleepless night again. Kept thinking about the monstrous whisper. Can't get it of my head. Felt like it banging on the skull. Damn it. Need to get some sleep. Hopefully Friday night will be a good night to sleep... Hoping an angel kisses me to sleep...

Funny Man Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo, the next Jim Carrey? Well, he is damn freaking funny and good in do impersonation of celebrities. Guess what, he is from MadTv. No wonder!!! Check out the impersonations by Frank Caliendo on David Letterman show. Sounds so much like John Madden, George Bush, Al Pacino and Bill Clinton, it’s scary. LMAO!!! ENJOY IT as weekend is around the corner and New Year is coming...

Check out his another video... he did quite a number of impersonations... It will take sometimes to load but I tell you, IT IS WORTHWHILE if you want to laugh your ass off!!!

WTF Wrong With Us and Police??

Not sure what is wrong with our nation. Dunno who is right or wrong now. Sometimes police screw us and sometimes we screw the police. Either way, it ain't fucking right. You remember the movie Vendetta. People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. Not sure whether it is a good motto. Hahaha... Check out the video below from LiveLeak regarding a policeman in Penang, Malaysia trying to arrest someone who sprayed their patrol car,while trying to arrest them the mob starts to spray the police with something and throw cans at the officer and patrol car. Should we cheer for the mobs as they won over the police or should we be ashamed? Stupid? Obnoxious? Tell me please...

Glamourous Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley is a mother first and foremost, but she has accumulated quite a few more monikers during her lengthy career-supermodel, actress, producer, Bond girl, Austin Powers muse ... With her voluptuous curves and come-hither attitude, Hurley is the epitome of old-Hollywood glamour. Just fabulous and extraordinary!!! Magnificent and elegant!!! And last YUMMILICOUS!!!

DEPRESSION might influence BREAST CANCER risk

Interesting fact here. So ladies out there and to my beloved seven wives, must alway be happy lor and smile always. Because depression might lead to breast cancer. Dun play play lor!!! Hahahahaha.. so the my kukujiaoman fans out there, the ones with kukujiao one lar... must make your ladies happy as much as possible. If not, no more boobies for guys later!!! Scare or not now!!! GO NOW, MAKE SURE SHE IS HAPPY!!!

Depression appears to somewhat heighten the risk of breast cancer, but it has no significant association with lung, colon or prostate cancer, according to a review of the medical literature conducted by Dutch researchers. "Depression is related to a slightly increased risk of cancer," investigator Dr Marjan van den Akker told Reuters Health. "The relation with breast cancer gets stronger with a longer follow-up period." Van den Akker, of Maastricht University, and colleagues came to this conclusion after examining data from 13 studies involving more than 127,000 patients. Their findings are published in the journal Clinical Practice and Epidemiology in Mental Health.

Based on eight studies with complete data, the researchers calculated that the overall risk of cancer was increased by 12 percent in individuals with depression. Based on data from seven studies that looked at a mixture of factors, no significant association was seen between depression and the development of breast cancer.

However, analysis of a subgroup of studies that included at least 10 years of follow-up showed a significant association -- patients with depression had a 2.5-fold increased risk of developing breast cancer compared with undepressed patients. "With the evidence available at this moment, it's difficult to disentangle the possible effects of depression and antidepressants on the occurrence of subsequent cancer," continued van den Akker. "It's not yet possible to translate these results into preventive interventions," she concluded.

Princess of My Dream...

She was Princess of My Dream, " Puteri Impian" during my secondary. My adorable princess. My Christmas eve was so-so as I'm down with flu and sitting behind my laptop counting down for Christmas. She came online and we chat. Found out her grandmother just passed away. My condolences to her and her family. WTF with this month!!! Seems so many people passed away one...!!! Damn it!!! Somemore on the month of my birthday!!! She told me that no movies for her within 100 days. *fainted*

Anyway, she dated me out to 1U. Whoaa... great and sweet!!! She and her colleagues need to get attires for their annual dinner with traditional theme. Unsure at first. Shy maybe but HHTHJM insisted to go out with her. So I did. Was late as need to run some errands. Traffic was sucks to the max. Finding car park was a tedious and fucking lame thing to do when you were late for appointment. Found the freaking car park after 30mins!!! Damn it and lucky!!! Hahahaha!!! Met her and her colleagues at the concourse. She was there. Adorable with the sweetest smile I ever seen been before. Thank god she still recognize me. She say I still look fat so that why she know that is me. -_- Had lunch at SOHO. Chat, laugh and get know SJ and May more. Both nice ladies. Felt the warmness both of them gave me, as I been knowing them quite sometime. Found out SJ know JL and Jayce in SkalaBebas. Nice to meet May and SJ!!! Didn't got chance to talk to her with her colleague tag along. Don't mind actually. Believe my chances with her alone will pop up in matter of time. Went around hunting for their attires.

Guess what!!! Chances did came. Lady luck was looking down on me. Her colleagues already got tickets for movies!!!! Gosh!!! I was happy with a big smile my freaking face. We walked. We chatted. We laughed at each other jokes. Took a break and continuing walked and shopping as it was raining outside. Yeah, lady luck really was on my side. Sweetest moment ever!!! Sent her to get her car outside as it is still drizzling. Too bad our dinner plan scrapped. Maybe next time. Overall, the outing was so-so, coz both of us went back empty-handed. The crowd was terrible. People mountain, people sea. The sweet thing is I went out with her for the first time!!! And we chat, chat and chat!!! Awesomeness. Yeah, I did not have the guts to do that last time... few years ago. Her smile still never fail to mesmerize me. Still the same adorable and cute princess of my dream...

p/s: Unrelated to this story. Maybe it does a little. I learned why men are born. We, MEN are BORN to became slave when WOMEN do SHOPPPING!!!! Hahahaa... i think this year, I have tagged along with many fine ladies to do shopping. Gain quite many knowledge in shopping also. Hahahaha...!!! Found out women has more choices in term of clothing compare to men. And theirs are more freaking cheaper compare to us!!! Damn it!!!

Dance Dance Dance with Darth Vader and Storm Trooper

I think I did posted on this before on Danny Choo and his Storm Trooper dance around Tokyo. But what the heck, I had a peace and quiet Christmas!!! No booze and no dancing!!! Santa, I told you already!!! This year, I'm good boy!!! So I want sex for free and free of work for life!!! Wakakaka... dream on, kkjm. But do have girls around me all the time!!! No worries... Hahahahhaa!!! ENJOY IT!!! Dance, dance and dance till you shape up that blardy arse of yours!!! Hahahhaha... Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!!!

HEROES in Japan??

Japanese with superpowers!!!!! Check out the video featuring some “normal” Japanese who are able to do some extraordinary things.

Wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

It's 12 am now!!! Wish you a Merry Christmas!!! Guess what?? I'm too free... so I mah blog lor, later HHTHJM say I lazy pig pulak. Hahahaha.. Down with flu, maybe fever later. Alone in my cosy little room with ambiance orange light. Just loving it. Rather than all the mumbo jumbo I need to go thru get a place to celebrate Christmas. This year Christmas will be one slow and quiet for me and family. With the rain just stop. Wet, wet and wet everywhere. What a better things to do than stay at home and celebrate with family. The warmness and love are totally awesomeness... Ho! Ho! Ho!

Shoppers walk at Christmas illuminated Kurfuerstendamm boulevard in Berlin. Berliners are making their last shopping a day before Christmas eve.


An employee dressed as Santa Claus feeds fishes in a tank at an ocean aquarium in Yokohama, Japan.


Jason Schwenke is towed by a Christmas wreath-decorated sea scooter in the Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary off Key Largo, Florida, December 20, 2007. During the holiday season, Schwenke is donning a Santa Claus suit and submerging providing divers an opportunity to be photographed underwater with "St. Nick" in exchange for donations to a local children's center.


A little boy with a jelly bag cap looks at a giant golden Christmas tree in a shopping mall in Berlin.


A Syrian boy dressed as Santa Claus takes part in a march to celebrate Christmas in Damascus.


Syrian children dressed as Santa Claus hold candles as they take part in a march to celebrate Christmas in Damascus.


Kyrgyz schoolchildren return home after taking part in 'The Best Santa' contest in the village of Tash-Moinok, 30 kilometers (19 miles) north from the capital Bishkek. Santa Claus has become more popular in the predominantly Muslim Central Asian republic and some Swedish experts insist Santa should have his home based somewhere in the mountainous ex-Soviet state because it is the only place from which he can reach on time every home on earth during the short Christmas period.