Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Yahooo...!!! Another fucking hilarious and mind blowing comedy movie will be out this year!!! Can't wait!!! This movie will have your stomach cramp in no time. Will laugh non-stop!!! Kal Penn and John Cho are both dead fucking funny hilarious bastard. Don't believe me? Check out National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and National Lampoon's Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj. They made life seems so wonderful and merry with weeds!!! Hahahha... I wish I had this fun moment when I were in university. Yeahhh!!!! Let the lame jokes and funny attics evapourize my misery and free my tormented soul from this crazy life. I want to HAPPY and GAY like them without the weeds of course!!!

Harold and Kumar return next year with their new movie Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is the sequel to Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. The film is planned for release on April 25, 2008 with John Cho and Kal Penn returning as the duo of stoners and Paula Garcés as Harold's love interest Maria.

The premise of the movie involves Kumar Patel, the Indian American protagonist of the original film, being mistaken for a 'bomb carrying terrorist' while the pair are trying to sneak a bong on board a plane in route to Amsterdam. They are incarcerated in a Guantanamo Bay detention camp but manage to escape.

The movie follows their adventures as fugitives from the United States Department of Homeland Security as they travel through Miami to Texas and ultimately find themselves in the ranch-house of President George W. Bush.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay apparently picks up at the end of the first film. En route to Amsterdam, Harold and Kumar light a bong aboard their plane. Kumar, already being eyed by the other passengers due to his "terrorist" looks, and Harold are tackled by the passengers and sent to the Guantanamo Bay detention center.

They break out from Guantanamo and begin a series of strange encounters, including an inbred mutant, Neil Patrick Harris, yet another nude woman, a KKK rally (where they are mistaken for "Mexicans"), and George W. Bush's ranch house.

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Official trailer


Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Rated R trailer

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Withering Soul...

Another panda eyes look I guess.
Another sleepless night.
The tormented sound kept banging on my skull.
Screaming endlessly.
Withering my soul slowly.
Hanging in there.
Not sure how long.
Just slept for 2 hours.
But it felt eternal.
My consciousness never took rest these days.
Lying on my bed doing nothing. Lonely night.
Just another sleep night all over again.
Damn it... the pain is killing me slowly...

Dance Dance Resolution 2008

Hahaha... this is not about Dance Dance Revolution you play on PS2, this is about my dance dance resolution for year 2008. Get it? Hahahhaa... Guess what!!! My first movie I watched at 2008 was Alien & Predator 2 (AVP2). Isn't it life is so beautiful? CRAP!!! Hahaha... I did not thought I will ever watch this kind of movie at cinema and I did!!! Hahahaha... the movie was slow with lame and typical storyline. It sucks till my second wife fascinating about HEROES vs AVP!!! *fainted* Actually, we (Me, HHTHJM and my second wife) were accompany JG for this movie. He was into it and don't ask me why!!! Hahaha.. actually it just an excuse for us to get away from our freaking mad and tormented workload at office. Although the movie was so-so, I think we had a blast from this outing. We chat and talk cock a lot. Shared our problems (actually I was listening more, WAKAKAKA!!!) and laugh at each others stupid and cold JOKES!!!

On the way home, HHTHJM and my second wife decided to have me to go clubbing with them and get me drunk for year 2008. So that's how my dance dance resolution came out. I'm not sure how we got to this topics. I actually did not join them most of the time when there is an outing for clubbing. Uncomfortable? Uneasy? Bla bla? I got my own reasons for it. Don't want to dwell on it much. Later kena screwed by my second wife and HHTHJM for talking big again. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO WALK THE TALK this year!!! Yeah... DANCE DANCE RESOLUTION 2008!!! Check out my last round of clubbing at Scarlett, Curve. Nice place to hang and shake that booty!!!

An item? "Heroes" stars Milo, Hayden dating?

They denied a romantic relationship after spending time together at the Emmy party in September, but it now appears a sure thing that "Heroes" stars Hayden Panettiere (L) and Milo Ventimiglia are an item.

So how true it this news? Hahahaha... since there are no much news or gossips on Heroes lately. So Milo and Hayden decided to pull this gimmick or are they truly in love? Jeezz... love is something unexplainable... They denied a romantic relationship after spending time together at the Emmy party in September, but it now appears a sure thing that "Heroes" stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are an item.

And although some might say Panettiere is "robbing the cradle" -- he's 30, she's 18 -- Panettiere's family is enthusiastic about the coupling.

"Hayden's mom adores Milo. She thinks he's so cute," a family friend told People. "She tells her friends that he's her boyfriend. She's very proud."

People reports that during a December trip to New York City, Ventimiglia hung out with the entire Panettiere family. "He's even met her grandparents. He fits in perfectly with the family."

Tips On How To Keep That Cold At Bay

It's winter and as you have probably noticed, germs are everywhere — runny noses, sore throats, nothing quite like the common cold to make you feel miserable. But experts believe that there is no link between cold weather and catching colds. So why are we particularly vulnerable this season?

Internal Medicine expert, Dr Meenakshi Jain of Max Hospital says, "One reason could be because people are likely to stay indoors, so the virus can spread easily. Also the virus thrives in humidity." The common cold is a viral infection that can be caused by any of up to 250 strains of virus, the most common group of which are the rhinoviruses that hit the nose. They are responsible for anywhere between a third and half of all common colds. "They are transmitted through the nose and respiratory passages, by touch, and by contact with airborne particles that are created by sneezing or coughing," says Dr Jain.

There is no cure for the common cold and antibiotics are of no help. However, there are some precautions which can help:

1. Wash your hands regularly, so that germs get killed.
2. Don't touch your eyes, nose and mouth, which can limit your chances of infection.
3. Don't share drinking glasses or utensils with anyone as this will prevent the spread of the virus.
4. Drink lots of fluids to avoid dehydration.
5. Make sure to eat enough fruits to boost your immune system.
6. Get enough sleep and you'll certainly feel better.

Picture of The Day: Project Preception...

Proton BLM

Guess what!!! Proton is coming with a new model codename Proton BLM, a replacement model for Proton Saga!!! Whether this model will become an instant hit or instant SHIT, Kudos to our national car maker!!! Thumb ups!!! The car is expected to be priced between RM30,000 to RM40, 0000 and the bookings are now open starting from today. You can also book online with booking fee of RM500. The new model will be available in 7 colours which is Blue, Solid While, Metallic Black, Zircon Green, Granite Grey, Genetic Silver and Chilli Red. Check out more info on it at here or at paultan.org. Also do check out the teaser on the new model from Proton.

Proton to unveil new sedan

PETALING JAYA: Proton will release a new 1.3L car, codenamed BLM, today.

The new sedan, tagged at between RM30,000 and RM35,000, will be available for bookings at all Proton showrooms and its authorised dealers nationwide.

“We are confident BLM will be the ideal New Year’s gift to the nation,” said Proton Holdings Bhd managing director Datuk Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir in a press statement yesterday.

“The model combines simple, contemporary design with dynamic driving performance, practical features, affordable price and economical ownership costs,” he said.

BLM is a second new model to be introduced in less than six months, after the Persona.

Scheduled to be officially launched and unveiled in mid January, BLM will become the sixth vehicle fully developed and built ground-up by Proton after the Waja, Gen.2, Savvy, Satria Neo and Persona.

The BLM will be available in seven colours – Zircon Green, Metallic Black, Solid White, Mountain Blue, Genetic Silver, Chilli Red and Granite Grey.

“We are very excited.

“This will mark a very momentous occasion for Proton,” Syed Zainal Abidin said.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!! Long story short, had steamboat dinner with friends and colleagues. Watch FIREWORKS at the Curve. Yam cha at SS2. And lastly, Happy New Year call with her. The other small details, you guys and girls go figure it out yourself. Oh yeah, before I forget, nice to meet you, Emily and May (Emily's sister). You look gorgeous that day!!! Mmmmhhhhhhh.... talking about new year resolution, I personally think it is crap. Resolution is not necessary to be made when new year mah!!! Anything time also can lar... Diu!!! Somemore most of the resolutions sure cannot achieve by end of the year. SAI HEI!!! Hahaha... my resolution? Everyday and time me got new resolution. Hahahhaa!!! All my resolutions related to my family foremost and friends around me. Friends, hahahaha... I think year 2007 I made quite a bunch of friends, males and females!!! Nice to meet you guys and girls outthere.... Over and out from kkjm from year 2007!!! Let's move our ass over to year 2008!!! Hopefully a better year for me and you all!!! Nite nite... Check out the fireworks at Curve below... tell me nice or not...ok?

AEON Jusco, Bukit Tinggi...

At last, I conquered AEON Jusco, Bukit Tinngi. Been there is more appropriate. It is just by the Kesas Highway after the toll. Not as big as Dad brag about it. I think the size of it is similar to Jusco at Tebrau City, Johor. Maybe it is taller compared to it's sister at Johor. Been to Jusco at Tebrau City a few times when I was been assigned to there last 2 years ago. Anyway, Jusco at Bkt Tinggi, has ample of carparks. And the shops located in it has the similar patterns like other Jusco. Open-air and closed carparks. Bandar Bukit Tinggi is a nice place to stay also.

My feat of conquering Jusco there which I can't done it without the help from Princess. I have dragged her along since she been there before. Thanks, CM somemore you want to do some shopping mah!!! Wakakaka.. we had our lunch at Black Canyon Coffee. I had Honey Banana Coffee and I found out coffee and banan don't mix well together. Or they sucks at making it. I dunno. Met Andy and his gf there also. Guess what, last Friday night, they went to CC at Asia Cafe, SS15 without me knowing about it. Not sure whether they don't dare to invite me anymore after the screwing I gave them for FFK me. Or either they just did not thought of inviting me. Who cares!!! I had enough it. Hahaha...!!! Back to shopping, it took us around 6 hours to walk every single shop in Jusco. Nearly broke my ankle coz it. From 12 something till 7 something. That's how ladies keep fit lar..!!! Damn it... more shopping me? Hehehehe... she got 2 pairs of blouse from G2000 by the end of day. Too bad, she did not get her handbag from Elle. I bet you will regret it in the future, CM!!! Hahaha... after shopping, we have BAK KUT TEH before going home. Come to Klang liao, sure must have BAK KUT TEH lah... When in Rome, do as the Romans do, WHEN IN KLANG, we have BAK KUT TEH lor...

Oooo La La La... Nude Models...

Click on the picture to see the full-size version, originally from French Photo magazine's issue celebrating 20 years of Supermodels. You'd think seeing a bunch of Victoria's Secret models in the nude wouldn't be such a big deal, considering that Victoria's Secret models already spend all their time in their underwear (yes, all their time, that's all they do, so shut up and deal with it!!!). Of course, that isn't the case because having Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, and Selita Ebanks all standing naked in a row is pretty freaking awesome. Would have been a bit AWESOMENESS if they were facing the right way, but they look quite nice from the back as well. BYE BYE MONDAY BLUES!!! AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!