Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Curvy women are cleverer, have brainier kids??!!!


Ever wonder why men find curvaceous women more attractive? Well, that’s because women with a curvy figure are brighter and give birth to brainier kids, according to a new study.

Scientists at the Universities of Pittsburgh and California, Santa Barbara, found that women with large hips and small waists are cleverer than those with either “apple-shaped” or linear bodies.

The study, to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, also discovered that curvaceous women give birth to more intelligent children because hip fat contains polyunsaturated fatty acids critical for the development of the fetus's brain.

The researchers believe that the results shed light on why many men find curvy women more alluring.

For the research, the team used data from a study of 16,000 women and girls, which collected details of their body measurements and their scores in cognitive tests.

They found that those women with a greater difference between the waist and hips scored considerably higher on the tests, as did their children.

The researchers say that the ideal ratio for an intelligent curvy woman lies between 0.6 and 0.7.

They suggest that the fat around fuller hips and thighs contains higher levels of omega3 fatty acids which are essential for the growth of the brain during pregnancy.

Although these theories anticipate confirmation, Paula Hall, a sexual and relationship psychologist with Relate, said: “Having research that proves you can be sexy and intelligent is really positive. It shows that curvy women may be better at things other than raising children and doing cooking and housework.”

The team said that their findings may also explain why children born to teenage mothers do worse in cognitive tests - because their mothers may have had deficient stores of the best fatty acids.

“The cognitive development of their children is reduced, and their own cognitive development is impaired compared with those mothers with a later first birth,” Times Online quoted the researchers, as saying.

The study noted, however, that children born to teenage girls with traditional hourglass figures seemed to be protected from this phenomenon and fared better in tests.

Several scientific studies have shown that men are “hard-wired” to find women with a greater waist-hip differential the most attractive. However, no one has yet been able to elucidate this, although theories include better fertility, better childbearing abilities and longer life expectancy.

Dr Harry Witchel, a senior lecturer in physiology at the Brighton and Sussex Medical School and a body language expert on the television programme Big Brother, said: “Until this point the only thing we have accepted is that they [curvy women] are at an advantage in contemporary western society. What these people are saying is that they also have an advantage biologically.”

Eva Longoria covers EGO magazine

Eva Longoria poses for the November 2007 issue of Ukraine's EGO magazine. She looks great and sexy... Yummilicous!!!







Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Law of the Garbage Truck

Got this forwarded email from my first laopo. Something interesting to be share. Why should we carry other people garbage and throw at others?

Beware of Garbage Trucks By David J. Pollay

How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive colleague ruin your day? Unless you're a robot, you are bound to blow your top off. However, the mark of a sucessful person is how quickly he or she can get back his or her focus on what's important.


Sixteen years ago, I learned this lesson. I learn it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happen.

I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!

The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean he was really friendly. So, I said, "Why did you do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now called, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'.

Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of f r ustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. If they happen to dump it on you, don't take it personally.

You just smile, wave, wish them well, and moved on. You'll be happier if you did that rather than fight them.

So this was it: 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'.

I started thinking, how often do I let garbage trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the street? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to do it anymore." I see garbage trucks everywhere and everyday. I see the load they're carrying. I see them coming to drop it off. And like my taxi driver, I don't make it a personal thing; I just smile, wave, wish them well, and I move on.

Good leaders know they have to be ready for their next meeting. Good parents know they have to welcome their kids home from school with hugs and kisses. Teachers and parents know that they have to be fully present and at their best for the people they care about.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. What about you? What would happen in your life, starting today, if you let more garbage trucks pass you by?

Here's my bet. You'll be happier.

So ... love the people who treat you right.
Forget about the ones who don't.
Believe that every thing happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, TAKE IT!
If it changes your life, LET IT!
Nobody said it would be easy ....
They just promised it would be WORTH IT

Cheers!

"Life is short. Enjoy the journey."

Monday, November 12, 2007

Ho!!! Ho!!! Ho!!! Merry Christmas...

Spice Girls in Tesco Christmas Ad for 2007


Sunday, November 11, 2007

Colours of Interview...

A man goes for an interview to get a job as a secretary. When the manager saw his yellow and red highlighted hair, his mind was screaming, 'No, not this guy.' Nevertheless, he had to entertain his guest. Manager: Okay, I will give you some words. Make a sentence with them and the job is yours. The words are green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black. The man thought for a while and said:-

The phone was ringing GREEN GREEN GREEN. I go and I PINK up the phone. I say YELLOW... BLUE are you? WHITE did you call? Ayee... wrong number. Listen don't PURPLEly call wrong numbers and don't call BLACK.

The manager fainted.

What a serene evening last Friday...

Laugh!!! Laugh!!! Laugh!!!

Have good laugh since it gonna Monday again!!! Jeezzz.... *fainted*

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Why Couples Don't Have Sex...

This letter from a husband to the wife and back to the husband really tickles my funny bone!!! Have a good laugh, cause it Monday BLUES again....!!!

Dear Wife,


During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

  • 54 times the sheets were clean
  • 17 times it was too late
  • 49 times you were too tired
  • 20 times it was too hot
  • 15 times you pretended to be sleep
  • 22 times you had a headache
  • 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
  • 16 times you said you were too sore
  • 12 times it was the wrong time of the month
  • 19 times you had to get up early
  • 9 times you said weren't in the mood
  • 7 times you were sunburned
  • 6 times you were watching the late show
  • 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
  • 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
  • 9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
  • 6 times you just laid there
  • 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
  • 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
  • 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
  • 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND,

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

  • 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
  • 36 times you did not come home at all
  • 21 times you didn't come with energy
  • 33 times you came too soon
  • 19 times you went soft before you got in
  • 38 times you worked too late
  • 10 times you got cramps in your toes
  • 29 times you had to get up early to play golf
  • 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
  • 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
  • 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
  • 2 times you had a splinter in your finger
  • 20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
  • 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
  • 98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
  • The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
  • I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
  • The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.


Nicole Scherzinger covers Blender Magazine November 2007

Hot!!! Sizzling hot!!! Meoowwwww!!! Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger appears sexy on the cover of Blender Magazine November 2007 issue.







Friday, November 09, 2007

SPOILER: Heroes 2 Ep 8: FOUR MONTHS AGO 3 Minute preview

Another spoiler for the eight episode of Heroes Volume 2 is titled “Four Months Ago” and will air Monday November 12, 2007 at 9:00 PM. In this 3 minute preview of the episode we’ll see clips with:
  • Peter talking with Bob and Elle
  • Peter meeting up with Adam
  • Niki considering an offer from Bob



My Laopo's Birthday Celebration at Izzi

Last Wednesday night, what is a better way to celebrate Deepavali's eve or should say holiday's eve!!! By celebrating my second wife birthday!!! It was hectic worthless Wednesday at work, do not have much time to talk about the plans with others. Even we go the birthday cake last minutes from the Secret Recipe and we were late for the dinner when we already freaking late while waiting for others to gather!!! Sorry to my dearest my laopo!!! Hope you like the cake, although you seem did not enjoy it!!! Your sista, HHTHJM and Angelynn buy one... must gives face lor!!! Kekkekekee...

We had a simple celebration but cosy and great one!!! We had the dinner at Izzi, Damansara Uptown. The place serves Western styles food, great atmosphere and with ambient lightings. I had baked macaroni with cheese. So-so nia compare I had one at Vivo, Curve. Anyway, we chit-chat and had some talking cock session before we moved on to our next stop, which to get some booze and booty!!! No lar.. just booze!!! Kekeke... Sorry again to my beloved laopo, because I did not join the rest to SOMO, Hartamas for some booze. Coincidently, Angelynn was damn freaking sick. I think it was her irregular timing for eating!!! Damn it, girl serve you right!!! I had to force her to see a doctor somemore!!! She was grunting and panting in the car jor.. no choice!!! Takkan left her there sendiri meh!!! Kekeke... So anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my second wife!!! LAOPO...... MUCKSSSSSSSS!!!! BTW, my wife was so hot!!! Sizziling burning hot!!! Ouch!!! With the soft makeup, little earrings and high heels!!! Fuyiooohh... she gonna be one hell of fine lady!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CC!!!

Izzi, It just tastes better...

The gang that organize the party...

Everybody busy diggin in because everybody damn hungry jor...

izzi...

I finished my baked macaroni with cheese just in a minute!!!

Second wife with the birthday cake, ain't she lovely and cute??!!!

The cake from Secret Recipe, I think it is called Blueberry Black Forest cake...

Please don't kill the cake with that knife!!!

Knock, knock, knock!!! You there??? My friend sakit perut!!!

Check out the video also!!!